May 1, 2009

Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?

Well, son, I was coming out of the plastic surgeon's office...

Rightwingnuttia's newest spokesperson for purity and sacred family values has fake hooters. Because nothing says wholesome, church-sanctified Ozzie-and-Harriet traditional-style marriage like huge, bouncy, artificial attention-whore funbags.

Miss California Carrie Prejean, now taking a role as a protector of "traditional marriage" after her answer at the Miss USA pageant a week ago, has breast implants.

Bonus: bought for her by the Miss California Pageant.

4 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

I hope the silicon shifts to her belly.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Cool, when does her girl on girl video turn up?

Distributorcap said...

they missed her tits and injected the silicon into her brain

what is about beauty pageant runner-ups this twat and the 1958 miss america runner up= Anita Bryant

Anonymous said...

Let's see -- she wants to either do modeling OR work with special needs children. Yeah, those careers are pretty much the same. I can see how she'd have a problem choosing.

CatStaff