Republicans are mounting a 'comeback' -- otherwise known as Rush Limpbag's tiny, cheesy pecker.
When homeboy Mo-Diddy Steele's attempt at party rebranding fails, The Man falls back to using white people. Failed, crazy white people.
The Political Carnival adds:
Some of the new stuff they're trying? Fearmongering. Ads showing the Sept 11th attacks. You know, the stuff they ran in 2001, 2004, 2008...
Um, guys? Maybe reminding folks who was on watch during the worst terrorist attack in the nation's history is not the best way to go about things.