May 1, 2009

Epic flail: Sarah Palin to help "rebrand" GOP

Republicans are mounting a 'comeback' -- otherwise known as Rush Limpbag's tiny, cheesy pecker.

When homeboy Mo-Diddy Steele's attempt at party rebranding fails, The Man falls back to using white people. Failed, crazy white people.

[Senile old loser] John McCain confirmed that Sarah Palin was invited to be part of the Republican party "rebranding" effort but the group has not heard back from her -- another apparent disconnect between her Washington, D.C. and Anchorage offices.

The Political Carnival adds:

Nothing says "makeover" like a failed candidate who incited hate speech, whose dubious family values contradict her holier-than-thou preachitude, and who is ultimately responsible for her very own office's inept communication skills.

You betcha.

Some of the new stuff they're trying? Fearmongering. Ads showing the Sept 11th attacks. You know, the stuff they ran in 2001, 2004, 2008...

Um, guys? Maybe reminding folks who was on watch during the worst terrorist attack in the nation's history is not the best way to go about things.

3 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Their political ads are just like their ideas....OLD, HATEFUL, and FAILED!

Anonymous said...

You sound like some kind of paranoid NUT to me. You really need to get some help

Distributorcap said...

that troll was a bit wordy