May 1, 2009

Ford Has a Better Idea....And So Do I

I own a Fusion, and the place where I work makes transmission parts for Ford, so this doesn't surprise me.

Ford Motor Co. outsold Toyota Motor Corp. in April — the first time the Dearborn automaker has bested the Japanese automaker in at least a year.
As a supplier to Ford, we are working more overtime than we have in a long time, and actually hiring people.
Which is a good thing, because soon, I will have enough money saved to stalk maru before sweeping her off her darling and snarkaluscious feet to spend the rest of our lives making little maru-libs,, at least practicing.
Resistance is futile, maru, you WILL be inseminated assimilated.
And then this blog just may feature live-sex blogging.....with drinking games.

7 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Finally, Ford DOES have a better idea.

One Fly said...

Ford will come out of this a major player. They have cars in Europe that need to be marketed here.

KM said...

If Maru won't marry you, I will. A man with a job - what a novelty!

ThePoliticalCat said...

Don't make Maru have sprogs, man, it'll ruin her cigar-smoking, sailor-swearing ways! Marrying her on the other hand will just legitimize whatever hijinks y'all have been upto, what with raiding her underpantage and all.

Fixer said...

Ahem. Considering the time Generous Motors and Chizler are having, I'd say Ford has had better ideas for some time. ;)

Monkeyfister said...

Mmm hm!

I should have known that you two were using the Ann Coulter stink of the Red Lobster dumpster to cover the sweet, devilish scent of coital couplings of your own-- right here on this blog. Hm. I'm SHOCKED!!! What will we tell teh children?

Do the cats approve? The birds, the bees?
...
Marulib has a certain ring to it as a first-child name. I'm not sure if it's a unisex name or not.

And I'll agree, for the most part, with teh TPC-- If you two do F1, you better send that kid through Stagehand courses, and some proper pseudo-Navy training. The very FUTURE of the "Silver Sailor Tongue Award (with double barbs)" is in your hands, kids. If not you... who?

My love to BOTH of you.

Reow!

heh.

And KM... have I mentioned my very steady job, and the two acres, and the gardens, and the corn field, and meadow, and the orchard?

Your blog or mine?
;)

OK! Maru and UndieLib, more power to both of you! ur doin it reit!

--mf

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