Judge laughs off Andrew Giuliani's bid to sue Duke University for kicking him off its golf team.
Spoiled rich punk brat gets humiliated by judge quoting "Caddyshack" at him:
[U.S. District Court Magistrate Judge Wallace W.] Dixon quips that Giuliani's attempt to use a particular legal maneuver - one not recognized in North Carolina courts - "brings to mind Carl Spackler's analysis from the movie 'Caddyshack.'"
"He's on the final hole," Dixon writes, quoting Spackler, the movie's mumbling, gopher-chasing groundskeeper, played by comedian Bill Murray. "He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron, I think."
As any golfer knows, a 2 iron would do little to close such a hefty gap.
Giuliani had been kicked off because of a series of angry outbursts, including breaking a club, "gunning" the engine of his car, throwing an apple at the face of former teammate and being disrespectful to a trainer.
"He's on the final hole," Dixon writes, quoting Spackler, the movie's mumbling, gopher-chasing groundskeeper, played by comedian Bill Murray. "He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron, I think."
As any golfer knows, a 2 iron would do little to close such a hefty gap.
Giuliani had been kicked off because of a series of angry outbursts, including breaking a club, "gunning" the engine of his car, throwing an apple at the face of former teammate and being disrespectful to a trainer.
pwn3d. Fucking punk.
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this is why we try, as a society, to discourage the severely mentally and emotionally challenged from reproducing.
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Awww...poor little rich fuck couldn't get his way by stomping his feet.
TOO.FUCKING.BAD!
But...but...he's a child of the elite! Don't they know who he is? His father will fix this outrage!
Yeah, watch for a splashy announcement of a new 'Guiliani Govt. Studies Bldg' on the Duke campus, and a pg 19 announcement of Guiliana the Younger playing on the Duke Golf Team.....
Waitaminute!! I thought Rethuglicans were against frivolous lawsuits and them damned "trial lawyers".
Rudy "Bada-Bing" Giuliani: ...frivolous lawsuits...creates a tremendous burden on our economy, a tremendous burden on health care, .... (Eliminating frivolous lawsuits) It would be one of the most important things we could do. It, also, Glenn (effing Beck), would help the economy. A tremendous amount of money is taken out of our economy and a tremendous that is created by these frivolous lawsuits." (Jan. 2009)
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