"We need a hero," doughy pantload Jonah Goldberg whines through his Cheetos.
"My ideal ticket in 2008 would have been Cheney-Gramm: two rich old white guys who would never leave their opulent bunkers and would sit around all day counting their money and their enemies." (paraphrased)Yeah. Someone with zero credibility; a malevolent, repulsive old liar; an ailing, warmongering, possibly criminal neofascist... times two. No wonder your party is in its death throes.
"Arrggh! I'll kill and eat every damn one of you!"