The plot, like Lindsey Graham's gooshy parts at a choirboy concert, thickens --
When republicant Gov. Mark Sanford first vanished, rumor had it he had boarded a plane in Atlanta.
Later CNN reported that his car had been found in the Columbia, South Carolina, airport parking lot.
Then Fux Noise this morning breathlessly stated that the Governor, rather than hiking naked, had taken a cruise.
Well, he's back. And the story he's going with? It's a beaut:
Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina.A seven-day trip. To Buenos Aires. Without telling his wife. Awesome.
Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement to the media. Sanford's whereabouts had been unknown since Thursday.
UPDATE!! From CNN Breaking News: "S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford -- after days when his whereabouts were unknown -- says he has been unfaithful to his wife."
A woman from ... Argentina. "It's nothing new; he just got caught this time, " says his former chief-of-staff.