'Ensign follows signs to road to redemption'

** sob! How inspiring!**

Shorter K-Lo:

Senator John Ensign has set a wonderful example of social conservatism and the sanctity of marriage by heroically admitting he cheated on his wife. The fact that he only did so after being threatened with blackmail is just a coincidence.

-- from fark.com. Actual POS column here.

But... but... Clinton! John Edwards!


Above: what a total fucking hypocritical dumbass might look like.