July 10, 2009

Fuckin' redneck babydaddy: yeah, it wuz about the bucks, dude

Palin resigned to cash in on her fame, says other attention-whore.

The former fiance of Sarah Palin's 18-year-old daughter says he thinks he knows why the Alaska governor is resigning — concerns over money.

Levi "big moose" Johnston claims he heard the quitter several times say how nice it would be to quit and take advantage of the lucrative deals that were being offered, including a reality show and a book.

"I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.

Asked if he would vote for her if she ran for president, Johnston said: "[A]fter seeing what she did now, you know, leaving Alaska, I would have to say, 'no.' Obviously she's stressed out as governor. I mean moving up to the vice president or president is huge. I just don't think anymore that she's cut out for the job."

In other news, the strained relationship which had improved has become strained again.

3 comments:

grasshopper said...

At least Bristol Palin can now rest assured that calling off the wedding was a smart move

Chris Vosburg said...

"I think the big deal was the book. That was millions of dollars," said Johnston, who has had a strained relationship with the family but now says things have improved.

Yeah, [laughing] that oughta really put you in solid with the Palin Family.

big em said...

"Iquitarod"? That's one of the greatest RELEVANT puns I heard in years! Thanks for the yuk, Maru!