July 7, 2009

God bless Amurikkka

Give me your tired, your poor, and I'll forcibly mass-deport them at gunpoint.

"Joe" "The Plumber" says immigrants should get ‘the hell out of our damn country’

While attention-whoring at Houston’s 4th of July tea-bagging party, Joe Wurzelbacher -- of the Native American 'Numbfuk' tribe, apparently -- opened his drooling yap-hole, to cheers from the packs of white supremacists and neo-Nazi hate groups working the room.

WURZELBACHER: "I believe we need to spend a little more on illegal immigrants. Get them the hell out of our damn country and close the borders down. We can do it. We’ve got the greatest military in the world and you’re telling me we can’t close our borders? That’s just ridiculous."

Ironically, Plumber's Helper Wurzelbacher, whose grandparents did not come over as penniless refugees seeking work & freedom, was there to urge the government to “pull its head out of its butt.”