It’s every man for himself, you commie!

Today’s gpuke outrage? Volunteering to make the world a better place, apparently. Townhell.com’s Mike Adams picks up where Glenn Beck left off:

Is anyone frightened by the prospect of millions of little Barry Obamas running around the country “organizing” their “communities” around petty causes instead of holding real jobs that do something other than increase government control over every aspect of our lives? I am.

But then again, I’m a complete and utter asshole.

OK, that last bit was me. Dude. Didn’t you ever hear of multitasking? Getting a life? Not being a selfish, I’ve-got-mine piece of shit? Believe it or not, there are quite a few of us who can hold down a “real job” and still make time to help out somewhere. “Petty causes.” Jeebus. WTF is wrong with you? Is that what your priest/pastor is calling it? Is that how you assclowns are rewriting the Bible? Ah, those good, moral Christian values! Go fuck yourselves.

Oh, and Glenn? The Fox nutwork is one of those calling for more service and volunteerism:

Fox News, owned by News Corp., is also participating in EIF's [the Entertainment Industry Foundation] volunteer initiative, and has a vice president who sit on EIF's board of directors; further, News Corp. chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch sits on EIF's "honorary board of governors."

Fux Noise: Maoist commie socialists!