April 30, 2007
Judith Miller Rag Taking Its Marbles and Going Home
According to E&P, Frank Rich says The New York Times is bailing on the White House Correspondents' Association's annual
Bush blowjob dinner:
Tucked inside Frank Rich's Sunday column in the New York Times is indication that the newspaper will no longer play ball with the annual White House Correspondents Association dinners in Washington, which he calls "a crystallization of the press's failures in the post-9/11 era." He writes that the event "illustrates how easily a propaganda-driven White House can enlist the Washington news media in its shows....
"After last weekend's correspondents' dinner, The Times decided to end its participation in such events," wrote Rich. "But even were the dinner to vanish altogether, it remains but a yearly televised snapshot of the overall syndrome. The current White House, weakened as it is, can still establish story lines as fake as 'Mission Accomplished' and get a free pass."
Umm, Frank - not to quibble, but isn't this the same rag that invited Karl Rove as its special guest at this year's dinner? And whose brilliant fucking idea was that?
You don't suppose the two things could be at all related, hmmm, Frank?
Posted by Lilith at 4/30/2007 11:58:00 PM
Spawn of Satan
No, not the immigrants - the Utah GOP:
Don Larsen, chairman of legislative District 65 for the Utah County Republican Party, had submitted a resolution warning that Satan's minions want to eliminate national borders and do away with sovereignty.
In a speech at the convention, Larsen told those gathered that illegal immigrants "hate American people" and "are determined to destroy this country, and there is nothing they won't do."
Illegal aliens are in control of the media, and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to "destroy Christian America" and replace it with "a godless new world order -- and that is not extremism, that is fact," Larsen said.
At the end of his speech, Larsen began to cry, saying illegal immigrants were trying to bring about the destruction of the U.S. "by self invasion."
Republican officials then allowed speakers to defend and refute the resolution. One speaker, who was identified as "Joe," said illegal immigrants were Marxist and under the influence of the devil. Another, who declined to give her name to the Daily Herald, said illegal immigrants should not be allowed because "they are not going to become Republicans and stop flying the flag upside down. ... If they want to be Americans, they should learn to speak English and fly their flag like we do."
Ed.note: Presented without comment. I couldn't embellish that if my life depended on it.
Posted by Lilith at 4/30/2007 11:47:00 PM
News Stories For People With IQ's Under 30
Why the fuck do we let these assholes treat us as if we're nine years old?
(AP) While she is known to millions simply as "Hillary," New York's junior senator is having something of an identity crisis in her official life."At a loss to explain it"?? What the fuck are you shitheads talking about? The proper "explaination", if Hillary were ever to be smart enough to hire me as her spokesman, would have been a sharp "shut the fuck up, tard bucket" followed up by a punch to the nose.
When it comes to running for president, she is "Hillary Clinton," according to her campaign Web site. But when it comes to her official Senate releases, she is still "Hillary Rodham Clinton."
The Clinton camp appeared to be at a loss to come up with an explanation when the Albany Times Union newspaper asked about it.
This is nowhere close to journalism--it doesn't even qualify as hack journalism--yet Drudge and some other pricks run it, and somehow it makes the AP. Is this really the best they can do? God I fucking hope so.
Posted by JasonC at 4/30/2007 10:27:00 PM
Remember, if The terrorists aren’t Muslim, then there is nothing to see here, move along, or get a one way ticket to Club Gitmo for a few years of enhanced interrogation techniques..
A State Department report on terrorism due out next week will show a nearly 30 percent increase in terrorist attacks worldwide in 2006 to more than 14,000, almost all of the boost due to growing violence in Iraq and Afghanistan, U.S. officials said Friday.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/30/2007 05:14:00 PM
Nine more families changed forever on Saturday. Soon even these deaths won't count as the Cheney Menstruation will probable quit counting deaths from roadside bombs as they did with Car Bombs.
Just another day of peace and progress in
Detroit an Indiana Market Commander Codpiece's never ending quest to rid the world of brown skinned people and steal their oil. This shit is really getting old:
The Americans killed in Iraq included five who died in fighting Friday in Anbar province, three killed when a roadside bomb struck their patrol southeast of Baghdad and one killed in a separate roadside bombing south of the capital.The deaths raised to 99 the number of members of the U.S. military who have died this month and at least 3,346 who have died since the Iraq war started in March 2003, according to an Associated Press count.Patience, fellow Americans that's all we need. Six more months, and this time we promise not to cum in your mouth. Quote of the day from a guy who knows the consequences of disagreeing with the childish power mad fucktards that are in charge these days:
CLELAND: Time? This is the fifth year of this war. As a matter of fact, next Tuesday is the anniversary of President Bush standing up on an aircraft carrier, playing dress-up with his flight suit, which he never wore in combat, trying to be the war hero he never was, and saying major combat over, mission accomplished. And later on he said, "Bring 'em on." Well, they came on, surprise, surprise. Have killed over 3,300 young Americans and wounded over 30,000, and over half a million Iraqis have died.I don't want that kind of patience. It's five years into this thing now. It's time to end it, and it's time to move on and worry about al Qaeda. That's the real threat to this country.CNN
Bonus Flip-flopping wingnut quote of the day:
Douch-bag and Republicunt presidential candidate Mitt Romney said catching Osama Bin Laden wasn't worth the money it would cost. The reaction from the "liberal media" and Reich-Wing blogosphere? Chirping Crickets.
Teh Undeniable Liberal
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/30/2007 05:07:00 PM
April 29, 2007
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/29/2007 08:49:00 PM
They Call Him Flipper.....
Sen. John McCain (Asshat-AZ) has accomplished a milestone in the Senate: he has chickened out on the most votes of any active Senator in the 110th Congress — second only to Sen. Tim Johnson (D-SD), who is currently recovering from a brain hemorrhage.
While McFlipper did not have time to have a yet another brain hemorrhage himself(he obviously has had several before,) he did find time to say Go fuck yourselves the Senators who actually had the fucking balls to vote and place their position on the record. “We need to bend over and give Chimperor McAwol whatever he wants, and we need to do it as soon as possible,” he said. “Our troops in the field are being held hostage.” Obviously the evil doings of the Defeatoislamolovinfraidycrats.
What a brave(talking) guy, will he be too busy sucking and slobbering on James Dobson's shriveled phallus minimus to vote to override the veto? Inquiring, liberal minds already know the answer.
This inquiring mind only wants to know if little Johnny spits or swallows. Not that it makes a difference.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/29/2007 07:53:00 PM
The Secretary of State is a bad liar.
I..err... imminent threat? Who ever said anything about imminence?
RICE: The question was…how long were you going to wait, given that it appeared that the situation was getting worse.A threat? You said there would be mushroom clouds over Manhattan, Condi. You guys told us the skies would rain death. You fucking fascists played off of American fear--and you played us (well, those who couldn't see through the lies to begin with, I guess) like a finely tuned fucking fiddle.
GEORGE S.: Well, looking back, do you think that Iraq posed an imminent threat to the United States?
RICE: I think that…uh…an imminent threat? Certainly Iraq posed a threat, and the question was, was it going to get worse over time, or was it going to get better?
And now, you and Richard Perle, and Kristol, and Wolfowitz, and Turdblossom, and all the pundits, want to rewrite it all, like it never really happened. But we remember the lies. And your weak attempts to change the argument.. "well, er... yeah... Saddam didn't HAVE weapons... but... uhh... he WANTED them."... "derrr... well, uh... the threat wasn't imminent, but we weren't being LITERAL when we said 'imminent' it was more like a metaphor of what it would be like in 20 years if we didn't invade right away." They won't work. Because we remember.
Posted by JasonC at 4/29/2007 07:16:00 PM
April 28, 2007
I the Department of "You're Entitled to Your Reality; I Have THE Reality" . . . .
Broderella's channeling Karl again.
Yesterday it was his near-fatal case of Reid Derangement Syndrome:
Here's a Washington political riddle where you fill in the blanks: As Alberto Gonzales is to the Republicans, Blank Blank is to the Democrats -- a continuing embarrassment thanks to his amateurish performance.
If you answered " Harry Reid," give yourself an A. And join the long list of senators of both parties who are ready for these two springtime exhibitions of ineptitude to end.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Where to start? Fuck it; I don't have the time or the energy. Suffice to say that I know of no real Democrat who considers Reid a "springtime exhibition of ineptitude" for acknowledging reality - that the war is lost. Real Democrats want him to say it loud and proud, over and over and fucking over again until it sticks.
If you can stand it, go read the whole thing. Then you'll understand why Broderella is a wholly-owned subsidiary of BushCo and BeltwayCo. Like Bubble Boy, he lives in his own little world that bears no relationship whatsoever to "reality."
Today it's his BFF and fellow Bush Poodle John McCain:
Credit John McCain with one thing: When you're 70 years old, are running for president a second time and have been stumping through the country for many months, it's difficult to spring any surprises in your formal announcement speech.
The Arizona senator came up with one: He is running as the anti-Bush.
After years of cozying up to the man in the White House, and emerging (for better or worse) as the most eloquent defender of Bush's current strategy in Iraq, McCain this week reverted suddenly and dramatically to his 1999-2000 role as the leading Republican critic of politics as usual.
But for John McCain, there must be at least some relief now in being able to speak his own mind -- whatever the consequences. Candor, even belatedly, becomes him.
What's that? Oh, yeah. Broderella's headline? "Straight Talking Again."
Posted by Lilith at 4/28/2007 01:09:00 PM
Oh, It's Okay - I Only Use Immigrant Hookers
Okay, divageek alluded to this, but I want to make the point crystal clear. Courtesy of Josh Marshall, we learn this about Hookergate slimeball Randy Randall Tobias:
On Thursday, Tobias told ABC News he had several times called the "Pamela Martin and Associates" escort service "to have gals come over to the condo to give me a massage." Tobias, who is married, said there had been "no sex," and that recently he had been using another service "with Central Americans" to provide massages.
Another service "with Central Americans." That's what he's using now. This is the guy in charge of America's international aid and development assistance to countries around the world. ("I was using one service that sent Thai broads. Now I get 'em to send Central Americans.") I'm glad this bozo is showing our best face to the world and clearing up any misunderstandings about exploiting people in the Third World.
'Cause, you know, those hot Latin chicks - those Central American gals - are innately more talented at *cough* giving massages *cough*.
I realize these fuckwits have no sense of hypocrisy, to say nothing of shame, but you'd really think that when they're trying to explain away the illicit sex, they'd have more sense than to try to justify it on the basis of race. Then again, I suppose I should be glad that randy Randy's willing to show just what a useless fuck (in all senses of the term) he is.
Pet Dick image from here.
Posted by Lilith at 4/28/2007 12:40:00 PM
Jon Stewart: not helpless and not hopeless, through humor
Bill Moyers rocked again last night. He interviewed Jon Stewart:
STEWART: I used to have a real disconnect, I think, with the administration, I couldn't figure out what was going on. I think it's suddenly become clear to me. They would rather have us believe them to be wildly incompetent and inarticulate than to let us know anything about how they operate. [. . . .]
For instance, Alberto Gonzales. . . is either a perjurer, or a low-functioning pinhead. And he allowed himself to be portrayed in those hearings as a low-functioning pinhead, rather than give the Congressional Committee charged with oversight any information as to his decision-making process at the Department of Justice.
In the next segment, "Blogging for Truth," Moyers interviewed Josh Marshall about the US Attorney purge, and Josh rocked equally.
Hearing the truth spoken openly in that way felt kind of dangerous and invigorating, like the first warm breeze of spring. . . it would be nice to get used to that feeling, wouldn't it?
Posted by divageek at 4/28/2007 10:53:00 AM
Yet another Republicunt wants to "spend more time with his family." Another Bush crony resigned today after
being exposed being named customer of the month of an escort service.
Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias submitted his resignation Friday, one day after confirming to ABC News that he had been a customer of a Washington, D.C. escort service whose owner has been charged by federal prosecutors with running a prostitution operation.Ground control to Captain McSpoogebucket: There are plenty of legitimate Certified Massage Therapists in D.C. An "Escort service" for a massage? Okaaaaay!
Tobias, who is married, said there had been "no sex," and that recently he had been using another service "with Central Americans" to provide massages.
As the Bush administration's so-called "AIDS czar," Tobias was criticized for emphasizing faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS.
How much for a deluxe massage with a Happy Ending?
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/28/2007 10:40:00 AM
Prickmas in April
I just have to add my own $.02 to what Undeniable Liberal said above about Randall Tobias. See, in the Bush Midadminstration, as long as you speak and think according to the prevailing ideology, it doesn't seem to matter what the fuck you do. So, yeah, the married HIV/AIDS czar Randall Tobias can run around recommending monogamy and abstinence for young people and poor people and Third World citizens, while forking over a wad of cash regularly to a hooker for sex.
Good God, don't y'all wonder why these people's brains don't ass-PLODE from the cognitive/moral dissonance? Oh, right--if you have neither a mind nor a conscience, you can function just fine.
Posted by divageek at 4/28/2007 10:39:00 AM
April 27, 2007
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/27/2007 11:53:00 PM
Car Bombs Don't Count
True to form, when the Cheney Menstruation doesn't like a set of statistics, they change the method of accounting. So the question is: If a car explodes and say, 100 people are killed, but the U.S. says that car bombs don't count, did those people really die? Apparently not.
U.S. officials who say there has been a dramatic drop in sectarian violence in Iraq since President Bush began sending more American troops into Baghdad aren't counting one of the main killers of Iraqi civilians.The same methods of accounting they use to tell us about our roaring economy, but that's a different post.
Car bombs and other explosive devices have killed thousands of Iraqis in the past three years, but the administration doesn't include them in the casualty counts it has been citing as evidence that the surge of additional U.S. forces is beginning to defuse tensions between Shiite and Sunni Muslims.
This never happened, move along.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/27/2007 05:36:00 PM
This shit is even on VIDEO, oh the wonder of teh intratubes! Leading off, it's Poppy Bush, source of the demon seed, some of which obviously dribbled down Bab's thighs and ended up as a brownish yellow crusty stain in the back seat.....
"There's something to that -- there might be a little Bush fatigue now," former President BushBatting cleanup and hitting one out of the park, the incubator of the demon spawn spews.....
Asked if voters should be wary of Romney being a Mormon, the former president's wife, Barbara, said "not at all," noting there are "wild people" in many religions."I mean it was in 1897 that bigamy was outlawed in that church," she said. "You know we have a lot of Christian wild people too, and a lot of Jewish wild people and a lot of Muslim wild people. The Mormon religion takes care of its own, they don't have people on welfare.
Just about says it all......eh? Good luck getting rid of the mental image of Bar's naked ass in the air as Poppy prepares to mount up. Mission Accomplished, or something like that. WooooHooooo!!!
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/27/2007 03:12:00 PM
April 26, 2007
Keith Olbermann has asses to kick, no time to take names...
I wish I could birth children... cause I would have 10,000 of Keith Olbermann's babies.
Watch him tear Rudi to tiny little bloody pieces, then run 'em through a blender (rhetorically, of course). If this doesn't get you wet, I don't know what will.
Posted by JasonC at 4/26/2007 10:50:00 PM
Congress Passes Surrender Bill
House Defeatocrats have announced the Exact Date for America’s losing in Iraq and surrendering to to Islamocommienazijihadifascists in the greatest battle for (white oil consuming people) civilization evah.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/26/2007 09:37:00 PM
Military Charges Commander
The former commander of a major U.S. military detention center in Baghdad has been detained and charged with "aiding the enemy", the U.S. military said on Thursday.According to the connoisseur of Oxycontin, Viagra and young Dominican boys, Lush Bimbo, this is just another case of letting off a little steam. And quite a bit of.....well you know. A secretion that is
Lieutenant-Colonel William Steele is also charged with having an improper relationship with a translator and with the daughter of a detainee, providing mobile phones to prisoners, and unauthorized possession of classified information.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/26/2007 09:06:00 PM
Moyers speaks truth to power again on PBS
Y'all, "Bill Moyers' Journal" returned to PBS last night with an episode about how the MSM had their head up the Chimperor's butt in the run-up to the Iraq invasion in 2003:
BILL MOYERS: On his new MSNBC talk show, Phil Donahue discovered just what could happen when you stepped out of line.
BILL MOYERS: You had Scott Ritter, former weapons inspector. Who was saying that if we invade, it will be a historic blunder--
PHIL DONAHUE: [I] didn't have him alone. He had to be there with someone else who supported the war. In other words, you couldn't have Scott Ritter alone. You could have Richard Perle alone.
BILL MOYERS: You could have the conservatives--
PHIL DONAHUE: You could have the supporters of the President alone. And they would say why this war is important. You couldn't have a dissenter alone. Our producers were instructed to feature two conservatives for every liberal.
BILL MOYERS: You're kidding.
PHIL DONAHUE: No, this is absolutely true.I highly recommend that you see the rest of "Buying The War," even though it will fucking piss you off. Maybe most of us knew or suspected the worst, but it is a powerful thing to see the case laid out against these lying assholes and their enablers. You can watch it and get more background here, or read the transcript here.
Posted by divageek at 4/26/2007 05:28:00 PM
April 25, 2007
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/25/2007 11:52:00 PM
Joke of the Day
So did you guys hear the one about Chimpy McMissionaccomplished and the purple hearts? Apparently now, all you have to do to earn a purple heart is have your rich CIA daddy get you out of Vietnam so you can drink all day and ride your coke high all night--oh, and then become a horrible failure of a president and get your feelings hurt by the big, mean liberal media. This killed me:
Could you just close your eyes for a moment and imagine--just for a moment, remember--what the republi-whore media would have done had Bill Clinton accepted a purple heart from some guy for "verbal attacks" from the media?? The pundit circle jerk would have lasted months, each more outraged than the next. Tom Delay would be foaming at the mouth. O'Reilly would manufacture so much outrage, he'd need a fucking warehouse to store it all.
Thomas said he and his wife came up with the unprecedented idea to present the president with the Purple Heart over breakfast one morning a few months ago as they discussed the verbal attacks, both foreign and domestic, the commander in chief has withstood during his time in office.
"We feel like emotional wounds and scars are as hard to carry as physical wounds," Thomas said.
This shit ain't add up. Ain't add up at all, my friends.
He so loves to pretend he's someone else. A flight suit with generous bulge comes to mind.
"I'm tough. I'm a war preznit. I got a purple heart for bein' brave."
Posted by JasonC at 4/25/2007 08:00:00 PM
Smarmy Dictator-Tot "Deeply Sorry" - That He Got Caught
From the Sydney Morning Herald:
US [Fuckwit] George W Bush hopes that those responsible [except himself and Turdblossom]for misleading the family of a US football star killed in Afghanistan will be punished [maybe with, oh, say, a new gig in a US Attorney's office], the White House said.
. . .
"I think that he feels deeply sorry for the family and all that they have gone through," Bush spokeswoman Dana Perino said, one day after Tillman's brother accused the US military of lying to avert a public relations disaster.
Translation: "I think that he feels deeply sorry that these wretched atheists are too selfish to show some gratitude to us for callin' their kid a war hero instead of worm dirt. Kinda like those damn Iraqis."
Uh, Commander Comma Splice? Eat this:
Posted by Lilith at 4/25/2007 07:45:00 PM
Mouthbreather McFucktard celebrates "Malaria Awareness Day" in the Rose Garden
You know, there are times when you wish like hell that someone had made up or photoshopped what you are seeing. This is one of those times. (via Wonkette.)
Oh dear Lord, there is video, too. I don't think I'm strong enough. . .
Posted by divageek at 4/25/2007 04:30:00 PM
Giuliani Plays the Fear Factor
Here we go again....... Fear factor Episode MMCVII, of an obviously endless series. Good Gawd, it's becoming as redundant as a Rich Little routine.
Crossdressing Reich-Wing fucktard Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001.Give us all a fucking break. Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, That is SO 2004. We ain't buying that "Daddy Protect Me" bullshit anymore. Not from a guy who dresses like THIS. (not that there's anything WRONG with that)
But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped.
“This war ends when they stop coming here to kill us!” Giuliani said in his speech. Giuliani said terrorists “hate us and not because of anything bad we have done; it has nothing to do with Israel and Palestine. They hate us for the freedoms we have and the freedoms we want to share with the world.”
The crowd thundered its approval.
I and only I can stop the Islamocommienazijihadifascists from killing the food on your family!
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/25/2007 04:23:00 PM
Posted by divageek at 4/25/2007 03:24:00 PM
Test, One, Two......Is This Thing On?
WTFers WTFians devoted fans of the crankpot known as Maru, I'm the Undeniable Liberal and Maru has entrusted my humble self and a few others with the keys to her awesome place, although I am not worthy to carry her thongs sandals. Bear with me, I really need some that pile of Soros cash that Maru is sharing with us.
Before we get started with the wild parties, orgies and miscellaneous debauchery, Today's moment of dry-drunk delusion is brought to you by Chimperor Fucktardius
Last November the 'Murkan people said they wereWrong, Chimpyface. 'Murkans are finally waking up and calling bullshit. In the words of the late Pat Tillman: "You know, this war is so fucking illegal." Word.
frustratedpissed and wanted change in our strategery in Iraq. I listened. Today General David Petraeus is carrying out a strategery that is dramatically different from our previous stay thecourse. But the 'Murkan people did not vote for failure, and that is precisely what the Democratic leadership’s bill would guarantee.
JasonC said Mr. Soros has a boy-crush on Maru, hell I thought everybody did.
Off to snoop around.......While Maru is away, the kids will play.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/25/2007 12:07:00 PM
Before we dive right in, all praise be to Maru, Queen of Incivility. Would that we could all be as shrill--and painfully dead on--as she. I'm JasonC, recently relapsed blogger for the G-list WeLoveAmericaMoreThanAnyone. Very glad to be here. I mostly come here for the pictures.
This morning's topic: The King of Propaganda himself, Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly is obsessed with George Soros. He is upset, apparently because George, he says, is very powerful man who "has set up a complicated political operation designed to do two things -- buy influence among some liberal politicians, and smear people with whom he disagrees." If you're trying hard to keep the bile down after reading that, you're not alone. It's fair to presume that few of his rabid fans caught the faintest scent of irony after hearing that.
He even set up this cool little chart to show just how sinister Mr. Soros' vast left-wing conspiracy has become.
That is pretty damning. But of course, like all of the liquidy diarrhea that dribbles out of Bill's mouth and miraculously becomes human language, it's all pretty much a lie.
For those of you WTF readers who also need pretty little flow charts in order to understand complex subjects, here is a handy illustration of Mr. Loofah's Incredible Rise to Lord of the Right-wing Douchebags. (coming soon to a theatre near you)
Note to Mr. Soros, who I hear has a boy-crush on Maru: If you give me $1million, I can make many, many more of these, on many many other right-wing mouth-breathers.
Posted by JasonC at 4/25/2007 12:01:00 AM
April 24, 2007
With US troops makin' headway against insurgent forces, nine US soldiers are killed in one of the worst attacks on American forces since the war began
In one of the deadliest attacks on American ground forces since the Iraq war started more than four years ago, a suicide car bomber killed nine U.S. soldiers and wounded 20 others at a military outpost north of Baghdad on Monday.In fact, the surge is working so well that the US military plans to wall in at least 10 more sections of Baghdad, "in an effort to prevent sectarian violence."
Posted by maru at 4/24/2007 12:45:00 PM
Special counsel to probe Karl Rove
Most of the time, an obscure federal investigative unit known as the Office of Special Counsel confines itself to monitoring the activities of relatively low-level government employees, stepping in with reprimands and other routine administrative actions for such offenses as discriminating against military personnel or engaging in prohibited political activities. But the Office of Special Counsel is preparing to jump into one of the most sensitive and potentially explosive issues in Washington, launching a broad investigation into White House political operations headed by chiefOh please oh please oh please oh please. Just ONCE, Goddammit! Oh please oh please oh please oh please
slimeballstrategist Karl Rove.
The new investigation, which will examine the firing of at least one U.S. attorney, missing White House e-mails, and White House efforts to keep presidential appointees attuned to Republican political priorities, could create a substantial new problem for the Bush White House.
Posted by maru at 4/24/2007 12:44:00 PM
Wolfowitz hires lawyer to save his corrupt horndog ass
Preznit Honor 'n' Integritude buddy Paul Wolfowitz has hired a high-profile defense lawyer to try and convince a special World Bank committee that he was not unethical in "promoting and approving generous pay raises" for his girlfriend, Hootie McBoob.
Posted by maru at 4/24/2007 12:42:00 PM
Bush Gets Purple Heart
The War Presidunce has finally got himself one of those Purple Hearts just like that lyin' John Kerry, except the Chimptard actually earned his.
Bill and Georgia Thomas reported they were elated Monday when they met in the Oval Office with President George W. Bush to present him with a Purple Heart.Not to mention mental retardation and erectile dysfunction.... An anonymous White Horse Souse said there was no truth to the rumor that both Thomas's suffered rug burns on their knees during the meeting with Chimperor Fucktardius although they were given a complimentary sample of Sean Hannity super-fast healing lip balm.
The couple was able to meet with President Bush for about 20 minutes to present him with one of three Purple Hearts that Bill Thomas received during his service in Vietnam.
"We feel like emotional wounds and scars are as hard to carry as physical wounds," Thomas said.
Ah hurt mah nuts!
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 4/24/2007 11:31:00 AM
April 23, 2007
Pic from Worth1000.com
Posted by maru at 4/23/2007 11:29:00 PM
JasonC and Undeniable Liberal, who are joining DivaGeek, Lilith and me (effing grammar - leave me alone!) in blogging excellence at WTF, one of the best Underground A-List Blogs on teh intarwebs! : ) Yay!
Posted by maru at 4/23/2007 04:41:00 PM
Quick! To the fainting couch!
Pudfaced neocon hosebag hyperventilates right on cue, insinuates Negroes and liberals should get a life or something --
BILL KRISTOL: If [Senator Reid] believes [the war] is lost, he has an absolute responsibility to cut off that funding and bring those troops home as soon as possible — three months, six months, maybe, not 15 months, which is the appropriations bill that he just supported with this gradual withdrawal. I really think it's a disgrace. And Trent Lott, who was Senate majority leader in December 2002, was forced to resign by a rebellion within his own party because he had praised Strom Thurmond at a 100th birthday dinner for him. [Lott] had made it seem that the country would have been better off if we had followed segregationist policies back 40 years ago. What Harry Reid said is much more disgraceful than anything Trent Lott said. And I do think Democrats should ask Harry Reid to step down.Sob! Easy, Wilhelmina, you'll bust an ovary. Shit.
Posted by maru at 4/23/2007 04:40:00 PM