A "heads up" and an FYI for you awesome loyalists, Maru is good. She dropped me a note and we don't have to worry after her. She's fine, and she gave me her blessings to feel free and do what i do best, BITCH MY HEART OUT, bust the clowns and drama queens who are butting in on the ruling of our country, and be on the side of GOOD!, do no harm, cause no evil...........well, i believe i went too far with that last one, but u get it.
We are Obama supporters in here. And even if we weren't, we WOULD BE Romney Nay Sayers (putting it lightly) because WE ARE SANE IN HERE. (for the most part).
Some history: Maru founded FYI from the dirtiest and most grueling testing grounds of the trenches during the Bush Wars, the first decade of the New Millennium. We do carry on in that Great Tradition, keeping the current AMERICAN BORN PRESIDENT and our ELECTED BY THE MAJORITY leader in office, and continuing to push for the right (read "correct") and honorable prosecution of the war criminals who walk among us, who have besmirched each and every American child of the free world with their cruel and illegal acts and crimes against humanity! We here at FYI stand united in the dire and forever wish to see George Dumbya Bush ultimately suffer the traditional consequences of any common thug of a war criminal, and his buddies and cohorts along with him. WE KNOW THE NAMES! That's US, who we are and where we stand and those who don't agree are particularly encouraged to continue to peruse and frequent this hollowed place. DO return and lurk quietly. YOU MAY LEARN SOMETHING, but assuredly one of two things will happen: You'll IMPROVE AS A HUMAN BEING, becoming more informed, truly advancing by several points your personal IQ, and set upon a righteous path, OR STFU and pick your nose in utter cornfusion trying to finger out how it is that you are SO TOTALLY wrong as to be left in the dust of the higher intellectuals who frequent this tight knit community and consistently correct and intelligent abode.
Maru's doing great, busy with family and life and we are all in here alive and kickin' and encouraged to push on for the higher good in this humble little universe. That's the awesomeness of now, the current zen of WTF, and YOU are a needed part of it all.
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Let the games (read "bitchin") begin! It is We who have missed YOU, each and every one.
July 7, 2012
Old (and not so Old) Friends........Tink Tink Tink Tinks Tinks tink........
How free ARE you?
*giggle*
Chris Rock.
"Happy white peoples independence day, the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks."
This place where I live is surrounded by reservations. The population count reads 1/4 of folks are all Native Americans. My mate is 100% Native and I do have traceable Cherokee blood in my line, a woman named Naomi from a few generations back. And we (my hubby & our friends), tongue in cheek, refer to the day as "fireworks day", Thanksgiving is typically called "Invasion Day", it's all in a joking manner, you get the idea. Then Rock comes right out and says it and it's funny, and it's true, and it's relevant. And it gets discussion from around the blogosphere. That's a good thing. Who doesn't laugh at Chris Rock? It's worth noting that in this case, the conquered people, population, keep a sense of humor about what happened. These are and have always been people who are easy to laugh and like to keep things light. Other minorities, maybe not so much, but everyone loves fireworks. And the love of fireworks usually over rides those other feelings of general discomfort if not total outrage at the reality of SOME folk's independence. Not all, but SOME. Thanks for the reminder Chris. The inequality within this issue needs the spotlight at least once a year. Savvy??
OH! And it's Caturday. U kickin' back with those little MASTERS of the Chillax??
*smilin' at u*
siri
July 4, 2012
IZ FIREWORKZ TIME!
aaaaah CHOOOOOU!!!!!
Hey, wow. It's a little dusty in here. What happened to the previous occupants? Prolly had to double down on livelihood chit like everyone else after the Great Wall Street Con, Coupe and Clenchfist Coochclincher. (Say THAT 4 times fast). I haven't been around either, second job and selling anything that isn't edible or waterproof. And wherever u r, I hope u are enjoying the financial recovery that I keep hearing about BUT CANNOT FIND OR SEE ANY FRIGGIN' WHERE. But MOSTLY I hope you are having a fun 4th of July, and can have and see fireworks. They are non existent here in Colorado and for good reasons. The whole place is ablaze and if it's not on fire it's maximum combustable. We in the south western regions had like NO SNOW all winter. And no spring, so no spring rains. So, fireworks prohibited totally. We may never get them back either, the globe warming and such. I know, I know. I AM a believer in that and I also blame mostly one single source, MANKIND. There are too many of us. There just are. We're breaking the back of the Mother and over population is never even spoken of.
But I'm still standing, as are YOU!, and I believe I'll dust a few things off in here and locate a desk and chair and say something here and there. Let us all hope it's relevant and doesn't piss too many peeps off. Maru, wherever u are, I hope u and the babies are having a great 4th. And also to ALL Y'ALL out there who come here for some verbal relief or something, I hope your night is a good one. Let's all have a drinky poo and toast to WTF and to each other. We're still around.........That's HUGE!
hugz & all,
Happy 4th!!!
siri
mo here.
December 24, 2011
May 3, 2011
May 2, 2011
Call the wehhhhmbulances!
Major flaming butthurt at Fox "News" and the freetards at the conservaturd sites as they ... just ... can't handle the fact that this happened under Prez Obama's watch.
Ha hahahahahaha! Suck it, you fucking stupid morons. Suck it long and suck it hard.
Awesome
"This is the 'Mission Accomplished' moment President Bush [sic] only fantasized about."- heard on the news this morning.
April 4, 2011
Hi guys
Sad news: my mom passed away yesterday due to complications from cancer. We seemed to have spent all our time with her these past few months as she got weaker and weaker, but I do not begrudge one second of it. She was singing and joking almost till the end, and she not only worried about us, but all the charities she donated to. She was a terrific lady and will be greatly missed.
March 20, 2011
March 10, 2011
Another Shitty Deal
Seems like somebody is full of shit:
Senator Rand Paul’s toilets don’t work, and he blames the Department of Energy.The reason Congressman Paul's toilet is backed up is due to the fact that he and his fellow Republicans have been trying to flush the entire country down the toilet.At a hearing of the Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources on Thursday, Mr. Paul lambasted Kathleen Hogan, deputy assistant secretary for energy efficiency at the Energy Department, telling her that the department’s “hypocrisy” and “busybody nature” has “restricted choices” for consumers rather than made life better for them.
“You don’t care about the consumer really,” Mr. Paul said. “Frankly, my toilets don’t work in my house, and I blame you.”
Call Joe the Plumber, already.
And go fuck yourself.
No More Mosques!!!!
It's not terrorism if you are white and right
An ex soldier with ties to the white supremacist movement has been taken into custody in connection with the planting of a backpack bomb along the planned route of the Martin Luther King Jr. March in downtown Spokane, authorities have confirmed.Fox will continue to call it an isolated incident - no big deal.
If it was a fundamental Muslim extremist, Fox would label it as the latest in a long line of threats to Life, Liberty, Apple Pie, Freedom, Democracy, and puppies...
But this rascist fuck is white so nothing to see here, comrade, move along.....
Acorn!!!
Some Reich-wingnut explained his problem with young voters at a recent Tea Party event:
"They go into these general elections, they'll have 900 same day registrations, which are the kids coming out of the schools and basically doing what I did when I was a kid, which is vote liberal," he said. "They don't have life experience and they don't have life experience and they just vote their feelings and they're taking away the town's ability to govern themselves, it's not fair."Don't you understand that college students carry the evil of youth within them and must be stopped? I look at my 22-year-old daughter and see unbridled emotions that push her toward evil progressive ideas. Emotions come from Satan, unless those emotions lead you to hate Muslims, to oppose women having control of their own bodies and to favor tax cuts for the rich at the expense of the middle class.
BTW, has anyone seen any legislation introduced that might actually create jobs ?
March 7, 2011
Republican Plan to Address Global Warming
From a great new site I just found, Dirty Hippies
The Republican Party today announced a comprehensive plan to address global warming. As the Party never believed global warming exists, it came as a surprise even to themselves.Great site, more seriousness than snark, but great site. Check it guys, I think you'll like it.
“Unlike Democrat tax and regulate plans, this is simple, comprehensive, and handles the problem immediately, once and for all”, said House Speaker, John Boehner, a-glowing. “Instead of stopping global warming it reverses it. And, we know this is a good bill because it is only one-page long.”
The bill, authored by freshman Tea Party Member Ben Quayle—whose Vice-President father, Dan, was said to have promoted a manned-mission to the sun, proposing to avoid the extreme heat by going at night–is called the “Reverse [Non-Existent] Global Warming With a Stroke of the Pen” Act. It outlaws Fahrenheit, substituting Celsius for all temperature readings, reports and thermometers, and thereby instantaneously reduces all temperatures.
Michael Moore is Fat
The screeching from the corporate-deluded Reich-wingnuts should be starting any time now
400 obscenely rich people, most of whom benefited in some way from the multi-trillion dollar taxpayer "bailout" of 2008, now have more loot, stock and property than the assets of 155 million Americans combined. If you can't bring yourself to call that a financial coup d'état, then you are simply not being honest about what you know in your heart to be true.So now we have a few hundred winners and 200 million losers. Some are born smart and lucky like me. Others deserve the punishment of being dumb, stupid, lazy and fat. American capitalism reflects this reality. That's the way God wanted it.
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The nation is not broke, my friends. Wisconsin is not broke. It's part of the Big Lie. It's one of the three biggest lies of the decade: America/Wisconsin is broke, Iraq has WMD, the Packers can't win the Super Bowl without Brett Favre.
Keep your money grubbing hands and intentions off the money of those of us who have succeeded.
America the Beautiful.
Wanking Walking With The Lord
Having a history of putting up stiff resistance to gay rights, Rev. Grant Storms, a homophobic Christian fundamentalist whack job preacher , was arrested this week, caught masturbating in his van near a New Orleans playground.
How about that! The old pastor, polishing the bishop's hat. This 'man of God' needs to GET A GRIP.
But seriously, idle hands are the devil's plaything.
The Crux of the Biscuit
If it weren't so true, this would be hilarious
A CEO, a tea party member, and a union worker are all sitting at a table when a plate with a dozen cookies arrives. Before anyone else can make a move, the CEO reaches out to rake in eleven of the cookies. When the other two look at him in surprise, the CEO locks eyes with the tea party member. "You better watch him," the executive says with a nod toward the union worker. "He wants a piece of your cookie.""What?!?! There were 12 cookies and the CEO only got 11 of them?!??!" Those tasty crumbs dribbling from the CEO's mouth should be plenty to help the rest.
March 5, 2011
Disgraceful
Via fark.com: If you commit a felony, using the "I didn't know it was against the law" defense won't work. Unless you are a Supreme Court Justice. Then it works great.
Clarence Thomas, a fucking Supreme Court Justice, breaks a federal law that got Bill Clinton and Martha Stewart in deep hoohah and would get any other person in this country thrown in the fucking slammer. But he'll get off scot-free because he's Clarence Fucking Thomas.
Thomas' behavior raises three obvious questions, the answers to which are all inter-related: Why is it likely that no consequences will be visited on a Supreme Court justice who has committed a series of criminal offenses? Why is this story not a full-blown scandal?And why is Thomas such an insufferable prick and still has yet to be shown his fucking ass on a platter?
March 4, 2011
Rethuglicans hate our troops
Orange-hued crybaby John Boehner is blocking a resolution to allow WWI vet Frank Buckles to lie in state at the Capitol.
The honor requires a congressional resolution or the approval of congressional leaders, according to the office of the architect of the Capitol.
The bodies of prominent citizens have been displayed in the Rotunda on 30 occasions, starting in 1852 with Henry Clay, a Kentucky senator and congressman. Others include President Abraham Lincoln and senile former actor Ronald Reagan, unknown soldiers from America's wars and civil rights hero Rosa Parks.
In his final years, Buckles had campaigned for greater recognition for the 4.7 million Americans who joined the military in 1917 and 1918 during World War I. Among his goals was a national memorial in Washington for those who served in that conflict.
Buckles enlisted at age of 16 after lying about his age. After the war ended, he helped repatriate German prisoners of war, returning to the U.S. in January 1920.
Above: Mr Boehner.
Bwwwwaahahahahaha!
Regulators reject proposal to bring Fox "News" to Canada:
Fox News will not be moving into Canada after all! The reason: Canada regulators announced last week they would reject efforts by Canada's right wing Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, to repeal a law that forbids lying on broadcast news.Oh, my sides... Lots more good stuff here.
Why not make it a law to have the doctor call her an immoral slut, too?
Because the GOP doesn't like the government getting between you and your doctor or unnecessary medical procedures, the Texas GOP is trying to pass a bill to put the government between you and your doctor for an unnecessary medical procedure:
House Bill 15, sponsored by state Rep. Sid Miller, R-Stephenville, requires a doctor performing an abortion to conduct a sonogram at least 24 hours before the procedure was to take place. The doctor also is required to show the woman the sonogram image, play the sound of the fetal heartbeat for her and describe in some detail the image that appears on the sonogram. The woman does not have to view the sonogram or hear the heartbeat, although she still would have to hear the doctor's description.
Paying them what they're worth
Faux News: those fat-cat teachers are way more greedy than the billionaire bankers who wrecked the economy.
Yeah!
Hillary: "Viewership of Al Jazeera is going up in the US because it's real news," unlike the pathetic screaming, lying, biased commentary our own media provides.
“In fact viewership of al Jazeera is going up in the United States because it’s real news. You may not agree with it, but you feel like you’re getting real news around the clock instead of a million commercials and, you know, arguments between talking heads and the kind of stuff that we do on our news which, you know, is not particularly informative to us, let alone foreigners,” she added.Absofuckinglutely. Maybe CNN will let us vote on this? ; )
Sigh
Fux News blames Obama for oil subsidies, even though he proposed to end those subsidies last month.
Even Fuxier: afterwards, the GOP unanimously voted to protect them.
Let he who is without sin...
Attacking other people and their families has become de rigeur for noted hypocrite Mike "Yuck"abee. Maybe he should remove that Mt Rushmore-sized mote from his own eye first:
The Pensito Review:
HUCKABEE: “…I do think [Pres. Obama] has a different worldview and I think it’s, in part, molded out of a very different experience. Most of us grew up going to Boy Scout meetings and, you know, our communities were filled with Rotary Clubs, not madrassas.”Oh really...
Huckabee’s son David had been fired by the Boy Scouts as a camp counselor after he and another counselor captured a stray dog, hanged him by the neck, slit his throat and stoned him to death.
The elder Huckabee, who was governor of Arkansas at the time, later fired a local prosecutor who had investigated the matter with the aim of filing animal cruelty charges against David Huckabee and the other boy.
But since Mike Huckabee has chosen to criticize the president’s upbringing and the way it shaped his worldview, someone should ask him who warped his own son into the kind of person who would commit such a heinous and gruesome act — was it David Huckabee’s bigoted Southern Baptist preacher father, the Boy Scouts of America — or both?
Update: the Kenyan madrassa-going Obama's boyhood home of Indonesia has the largest membership of Scouts in the world.
The world, "Fuck"abee.
Amen to that
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Two words: Bristol Palin --- Fixer at Alternate Brain.
In a radio appearance on Monday, [holier-than-thou hypocrite] Mike Huckabee attacked actress Natalie Portman for having a child "out of wedlock." Huckabee said that it's "troubling" to see people like "Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, 'Hey look, you know, we're having children, we're not married, but we're having these children, and they're doing just fine.'" Huckabee added that "it's unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out of children wedlock."
March 1, 2011
GOP pork? No way!
Michele Bachmann is against earmarks, unless it is for a $700 million bridge in her district that violates federal law:
U.S. Rep Bachmann, R-Hypocriticalnutcase, introduced a bill Tuesday that would exempt the St. Croix River Crossing Project from the federal Wild and Scenic Rivers Act. Last October, the National Park Service ruled the bridge planned by the Minnesota Department of Transportation did not comply with the law, and was a detriment to the river.Quelle surprise. Fuckhead.
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Hi guys
I'm still here. My mom is in pretty bad shape, so we've been spending a lot of time with her. She told me today that she could see "the tunnel", but she also said she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, so I prayed with her after bopping her one upside the head.
Kidding about the bopping part.
Many thanks to Undie Lib for posting!! xxxooo
I Don't Need any Shit From You......
Researchers from the University of Arizona swabbed shopping cart handles in four states looking for bacterial contamination. Of the 85 carts examined, 72 percent turned out to have a marker for fecal bacteria.Fox "News" to soon pick up this story and label it as an Islamocommienazijihadifascist plot funded by public sector unions.
As for me, I'm buying stock in anti-bacterial wipes.
Run, Newtie,Run!!
Thrice married aldulterer and ultimate hypocrite considers providing us with unlimited blog fodder
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich will launch a presidential 'exploratory' campaign this week, becoming the first big-name GOP candidate to make a formal step towards the White House.One could only hope that he runs on the good old "Family Values" platform.
