It rhymes with "ringnut sore"
Atrios 's thought for the day: "Howie Kurtz will cover literally every conservative blog inspired media controversy. I wonder why that is."

Because he's an asswhore for either the Captain's Hindquarters or Hindrocket -- I forget which. Like it matters. At least once a week one of them is posting about how wHoward will be their guest for a greasy session of virtual fellatio. Yurrrrrk....

Making the pie higher
After all the sanctimonious whining by the White House over Congress "wasting their time with investigations instead of doing the people's business," the Bush misadministration serves filmmaker and Bush critic Michael Moore with a subpoena.

More doin' the people's bidniz: with all other problems solved, Bush has strict dress code rules posted on walls throughout the White House.

Chickenshit rethug candidates to shun YouTube debate
Only John McCain and Ron Paul have agreed to participate

Sources familiar with the 9/11 Giuliani 9/11 campaign said America's 9/11 Mayor is unlikely to participate.

Other sources say he's petrified of getting blasted by NYC firefighters. Josh Marshall says they're all afraid:

"[T]he current Bush Republican party is so beholden to a worldview based on denial and suppression of evidence that exposure to unpredictable questions presents too great a danger. But if they can't face Youtube how can they defeat the terrorists?"

Meanwhile, the humorless Flippy McWaffles has his own excuse: he's too far above having to deal with silly shit like real people asking him questions --

Romney said he's not a fan of the YouTube format. Referring to the video of a snowman asking Democratic candidates about global warming, Romney sniffed, "I think the presidency ought to be held at a higher level than having to answer questions from a snowman."

Snotty little shit. Though I'm having fun picturing a video of some guy dressed up as that Abu Ghraib torture victim with the hood over his head, asking the candidates why they hate the Geneva Convention. Or the Constitution. Or the Bill of Rights. That would be so cool.

Friendly fire??
Oh my God. And Bush is dragging out his "executive privilege" dodge again for this? What the fuck?

Army medical examiners were suspicious about the close proximity of the three bullet holes in Pat Tillman's forehead and tried without success to get authorities to investigate whether the former NFL player's death amounted to a crime, according to documents obtained by the Associated Press. It appears he may have been shot by someone in his unit from close range in the back of the head.

"The medical evidence did not match up with the, with the scenario as described," a doctor who examined Tillman's body after he was killed on the battlefield told investigators.

Predictably, the freetards are calling this a "lefty smear campaign." Supportin' the troops much, guys?

Boner
DWT reports that the next member of Congress who will be outed as a client of the DC Madam's will be an Ohio Republican: "Most people Every single person we've contacted so far says it's [John] Boehner."

Why Do Liberals Hate the Economy?
The news only gets better by the day
Exasperating all of the hateful left wing hate filled smear sites, including this one, there is more evidence of the greatest surging prosperous economy of all time as Exxon reported $10.26 billion in quarterly profits as a result of corporate socialist welfare and Shell profits gush.












~Undeniable Liberal~

FBI chief's testimony at odds with chronic liar's
WH calls both head of FBI and former AG Ashcroft liars, and anyone who thinks differently hates America.

The White House defiantly stuck by Alberto Gonzales and flatly denied that FBI Director Robert Mueller contradicted the attorney general's testimony on administration dissent over the Dictator-tot's illegal wiretapping program. In his own sworn testimony Thursday, Mueller disputed Gonzales', saying under questioning that the illegal terrorist surveillance program was the topic of the hospital room dispute between top Bush misadministration officials.

It was the other illegal wiretapping program they were discussing -- so there!

"The FBI director didn't contradict the testimony," WH spokes-liar Tony Snow said. "The president maintains full confidence in the attorney general."

Yore doin' a heckuva job, li'l Chili-bean! Here -- this is the best part:

"What we've been trying to do is to create a little air of dignity in this town, where at the very beginning of this Congress there was a lot of talk about getting work done, setting a new tone. And instead what have we gotten? We have got insults, insinuations, investigations and inquisitions....

"And what has happened is that there is generated this idea of, let's go on a fishing expedition and let's haul somebody up, and let's make insinuations without having firm proof. And what that does is it creates a toxic atmosphere....

"The President is bothered sometimes by the tone of debate in Washington."

LOL. Gawd. My freaking sides hurt.

Anyhoo, forget all about the fact that the nation's attorney general put politics and preznental pudentum before his country and lied repeatedly, or the fact that the Bushies shit all over the Constitution with their illegal spy program -- it's "a convoluted story; and much of it is beside the point. The country is at war!" the National Neocon Wankrag reminds us, sanctimoniously waving their little American flags while jerking off into copies of the Bill of Rights.

Makin' significant progress
A "cause for optimism" -- yore preznit, 7/12/07.

They're improving. Unfortunately, "they" are the insurgents.

A highly sophisticated simultaneous truck bombing and rocket attack devastated a Shiite market district in one of Baghdad's safest central neighborhoods Thursday, killing at least 28 people and wounding 95.

Oh, and seven more U.S. troops have been killed in the popular War Preznit's glorious surge.


"Nyurm nyurm nyurm! Pow!"
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Just like anything else with these criminals running our country....and Iraq into the ground.
If You Don't Like the Statistics, Then Ignore Them!
Can these fucktards do ANYTHING at least half-assed right? Try to imagine just a few hours of electricity in 120 degree heat. At what temp does the brain fry? But then, we brought them democracy....

As the Bush administration Cheney Menstruation struggles to convince bullshit lawmakers that its Iraq war strategy is working, it has stopped reporting to Congress a key quality-of-life indicator in Baghdad: how long the power stays on. Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, told the Senate Foreign Relations Committee last week that Baghdad residents could count on only "an hour or two a day" of electricity. That's down from an average of five to six hours a day earlier this year. But that piece of data has not been sent to lawmakers for months because the State Department, which prepares a weekly "status report" for Congress on conditions in Iraq, stopped estimating in May how many hours of electricity Baghdad residents typically receive each day.

The splurge is making such astonishing progress in a peaceful Indiana market Baghdad that it would spoil things by actually giving you those silly facts and statistics. It's much better to not report deaths and casualties either it just all so subjective anyway. All that needs to known is that things are swell and progress is being made. After all the problem with information is that is inevitably contains bad news, so It's been decided that information is just bad for the American people.
It makes you think and thinking is bad for the American people and then the terrorists win and follow us home to behead our children, kill the food on our families, and blow up the Mall of America........












~Undeniable Liberal~

Lisssinin' to the genrals on the ground
The Deciderer Commander Guy won't allow politicians to shape war strategy in Iraq. But he will allow a DC neocon think tank to formulate strategy over the objections of the Pentagon and U.S. Central Command.

Word
Stephen Colbert mocks the Fox Nutwork's Sean Hannity

COLBERT: O'Reilly isn't the only one out there tackling the big issues that aren't Iraq. Luckily, there's also Hannity and Colmes. I love this show. It's like watching Dorian Gray and his picture at the same time. Now, Sean Hannity knows there is no greater threat to America today than Bill Clinton 15 years ago. Here he is on Hannity's America --

HANNITY [video clip]: Of all the "Clinton Chapters" we've covered so far, well, this week we delve into one of the darkest and most mysterious. Chapter eight, the mysterious death of Vince Foster, part 1. When the Clintons went to Washington after the 1992 election, Foster went with them. Vince Foster got in his car and drove to Fort Marcy Park in Virginia. And he supposedly walked through the woods, and depending on which version of the story that you believe, he took his own life. In the minds of some, these questions may have provided a motive for foul play.

COLBERT: Shocking. And if it weren't for the minds of some, like Sean Hannity, we wouldn't even have the implication that the Clintons killed one of their oldest friends. And that's just chapter eight of the Clinton saga. I believe chapter nine deals with Bill Clinton shooting JFK and chapter 10 deals with Hillary eating his remains. It is powerful, powerful stuff that may or may not have happened.

LOL

"Bush now polling just slightly ahead of self-amputation without anesthetic" -- headline on the intarweb.

Novakula: Bunnypants a "failure"
The Douchebag of Liberty discusses Retard McJebus with CNN'S Wolf Blitzer:

"I think he's mediocre. I think he's very disappointing. I don't think he's a bad man as Nixon is -- I think he means well. He made a terrible mistake on Iraq. But I thought he was the first conservative Bush. I thought he was a real Texas conservative. It turns out he's like his grandfather, who I covered, a Connecticut liberal.

"And what he is, he has put in all of these spending programs, so I think he has been a failure as a president because he hasn't done a thing I think every great president has to do, and that is lead his party."

I dunno. He's led his party right into the ground, along with the rest of the country.

McCain's media team quits
Realizing they were the last people left in the building, Saint John McCain's advertising consultants resigned from his presidential campaign, joining his political advisors, his clothing consultants, his financial team, his pet rock, and his bus driver.


And his eyeballs, apparently.
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Oh God
Bush asks Congress to fund nuclear arsenal --

The White House wants Congress to fund US nuclear missile revamps to dissuade possible attacks from countries such as Iran and North Korea, according to a government report released Wednesday.

Don't even THINK about it, Congress.

A "cause for optimism"
-- yore preznit, 7/12/07.

BuzzFlash: Iraq's coalition government crumbling like Bush's poll numbers: country's largest Sunni Arab bloc walks out of the government.

As Commander Codpiece's troop buildup in Iraq is hitting its stride and showing some gains in tamping down sectarian violence, mutilated, tortured, and unidentified bodies in Baghdad rise to pre-surge levels.

Two suicide bombings killed at least 50 cheering, dancing, flag-waving Iraqis celebrating their national triumph in soccer. More than 130 others were wounded.

There has been a "significant improvement" -- in the aim of attackers firing rockets and mortars into the heavily fortified Green Zone in the past three months.

Five US troops have been killed in Iraq in the past two dats.

As U.S. troop strength has brought down violence, 25 people were killed and 115 wounded in a Baghdad car bombing Thursday. The toll is expected to rise as many bodies are still under the rubble.

It's like the Mall of America!

Memos contradict Gonzales' sworn testimony
Perjury, contempt of Congress, obstruction of justice: not quite the resume' you want for your nation's top law-enforcement official.

Documents indicate eight congressional leaders were briefed about the Bush administration's terrorist surveillance program on the eve of its expiration in 2004, contradicting sworn Senate testimony this week by the Attorney General. The documents underscore questions about Gonzales' credibility as senators consider whether a perjury investigation should be opened into conflicting accounts about the program and a dramatic March 2004 confrontation leading up to its potentially illegal reauthorization.

"It seemed clear to just about everyone on the committee that the attorney general was deceiving us when he said the dissent was about other intelligence activities and this memo is even more evidence that helps confirm our suspicions," Sen. Chuck Schumer said.

Update: heh -- Pat Leahy and other Senate Dems have called for a perjury inquiry and a special counsel to investigate the attorney general.


Alberto Gonzales leaves his lawyer's office, 7/26/07.
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The road not taken
Those chickenshit WH spunk-bubbles at CNN are "congratulating [themselves] profusely for [their] YouTube debate, and they showed a lot of excellent questions. But they refused to show the #1 video as voted on by visitors to CommunityCounts. The hands-down winning question was on impeachment.'

Prissy little slimeball wins major award
Obnoxious twit (dis)honored for being a misadministration whore.

For reporting that is an embarrassment to the profession of journalism, and for being beholden to corporate paymasters rather than the citizens of America, Tucker Carlson is the BuzzFlash Media Putz of the Week.

Because there isn't an award yet for Shameless Bottom-dwelling Hosebag.

Speaking of insufferable, head-up-their-ass dipshits, is R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr. what is called a total douchebag? And does he work at his computer wearing a snazzy, tight little bowtie that cuts off the circulation to his stupid massive head? Here he is the the American Expectorator:

The other night when I watched the Democratic presidential candidates participate in what they presumed to call a "debate," I wondered anew about the failure of one of my political coinages to catch on. The debate was sponsored by CNN and what is called YouTube, which is essentially an agglutination of home videos filmed for and by that preposterous mass of shut-ins who sit in their underwear day and night glued to the Internet. Over a dozen of these sad sacks filmed their mainly ignorant questions, and a CNN talking head then directed the inquiries to those Democrats who aspire to the responsibilities of a Roosevelt or a Kennedy. The questions bespoke the questioners' gloom or indignation or narcissism or infantile stupidity, and occasionally all of the above. Not one of the questioners struck me as a normal American....

With YouTube we have more than a universe of rumors. It is a universe of fears, angers, threats, and megalomaniacal fantasies -- and the tribe likes it that way. Or I should say the Democratic candidates like it that way. Not one objected to the indignity of the CNN-YouTube "debate." All hope to lead America in time of war.

What... a... douche. A "universe of fears, angers, threats, and megalomaniacal fantasies"? Gee, he could be describing RimJob's Freetardia or Lucy the Bat's Cave for Mouthbreathing Troglodytes, Bill O'Reilly's webpage or any of the other rightwingnut dittohead blogs. And I can just imagine what their questions would be for the republicant candidates -- "Gee, Mr Thompson, you are so awesome! How did your role in 'Law and Order' prepare you for running for president?!"

"Mr Giuliani, you were so awesome during September 11th -- why do Democrats love terrorists?"

"When you are president, Senator McCain, how long will it take before you nuke Iran or North Korea?"

"Ummm, Mr Romney -- awesome hair, dude. Uhhhh, boxers, briefs, or those funky Mormon underpants?"

From Mission Accomplished Land of Last Throes
After countless legitimate agencies have pointed out that "Al Qaeda in Iraq" is made up of actual Iraqis and is actually a resistance movement in a fucking occupation (helllloooo, liberal media), and that they have little in common with the real al Qaeda which NOW has a safe haven in Pakistan, one of our 'staunch allies' in the War On Terror. And of course, they didn't even fucking exist in Iraq until we decided to attack and occupy the country steal their oil.
And now the blatantly lying sock puppet of Darth Cheney, Chimperor Flaccidius Maximus who got no closer to the perils of war than his Alabama bar stool in the 1970’s, comes back and implies over and again the same old re-recycled bullshit as if, in his sad little deluded version of reality, it is a proven fact.
And the stenographers in the "liberal media" approach the hole in the wall and get down on their worn out knees to once again, obediently comply.
Ground control To Commander Guy: Just when in hell do you plan to deliver on that whole dead or alive deal?












The "liberal media" awaits the next White House release
~Undeniable Liberal~