"DIE FAST!!!!!!" said the rethug to the sick old woman!!!!

You guys want a hero??>?

are we all just rather suffering some disillusionment here???

Is OUR MARU disheartened and posting lightly???

YES! YES!! YES!!!!!!!!!

Tis true. we are disheartened and trying not to acknowledge some ongoing depression resulting from a resurgence of HOPE to a whole lot of the same ol' being kicked around and in the teeth same ol'.

I have been meaning to address this, but couldn't find the words, wasn't sure if I should even breach the subject,,,,,,,,,,,,but,,,,,,,,,we are all RATHER BUMMMMED here.......or so it seems.

Let me just speak for self, but I THINK I may have company here..............

I worked my arse, substantial and cute as it is, OFF for Obi last fall. I worked, i phoned, i passed out pamphlets and bumper stickers and I actually tolerated the old women down at dem headquarters who have been there for friggin more years than my own here on Earth, and I learned to love them, Obi supporters and HillNoner's each and every one!!!!!

And it worked! We wanted Obi to help us out of the Bush Years fiasco, and we WON AND GOT IT.

THEN, a horrific thing happened. We got MORE OF BUSH.

Obi kept Bushies on board, in the cabinet, in the posts, in agencies, in MY DOJ, the secretly buried moles, EVERYWHERE!!!!, and not only that, he HIRED on other Bushies and CONTINUED BUSH'S POOH-LICIES!!!!

to my horror.

AND here i sit. still mustering something referred to as "hope".... getting my political wishes ass kicked and being LOYAL TO MY PRESIDENT cause I chose to believe his campaign wordz.........
and trying to pay my bills, my recent heart attack medical expenses, fill out my no health care insurance forms and deal with my recent unemployment...................

that's ALL TRUE, the above, btw.

and i am STILL struggling to be LOYAL to TJ and his ideals and the dreams of our founders while the idiots who own the media cry out for "WANTING THEIR COUNTRY BACK...!" and threaten the very life of our elected president with NO CONSEQUENCES, WHILE Bu$hCo limited FREE SPEECH, GOT THE BIG OK TO SPY ON US AND LIED US INTO A WAR!!!!!!!!!!

omg.

is this MY country, or a wild bull upon which i sat while drunk and trying to find a toity?????

i dunno, but I'm about ready to take to a street near me AND YOU.
How bout' you?

GIVE ME AIR!!!!
SOME rat leaves a sinking ship to find ANOTHER SHIP somewhere and it's WHAT??!?

NOOOZE?????!

right.

a MAJOR ASSHOLE in God's Universe finds his way out of a busted situation and "goes somewhere"......
BELIEVE ME
asshole will be back. These buttwads really don't go away and a thing I learned back in my late 20s........
these kinds of people NEVER really GO anywhere.

They don't die.

They don't move.

They don't quit.

They don't disappear.

They don't get out of our faces...........evah.....................TRUST ME ON THIS............

They don't GO AWAY!!!.......asswipe douche WILL be back.................................

and in short fuckin' order too.

There Are YACHT bills, afterall!!!

fuck! I HATE a prick tease like no other!!!

ORNERY. u out there?
fuck
s

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You gotta love Jon Stewart --

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Then... and now

George W Bush in 2008 meeting with Olympic committee members: "I support having the Olympics in Chicago." Rightwingnutville is silent.

President Obama in 2009 meeting with Olympic committee members: "I support having the Olympics in Chicago.” Rightwingnutville: “You know who else wanted the Olympics in their state?!”

It was the blurst of times…

With waste of trees “Going Full Retard” debuting this November, CNN resident crank Jack Cafferty asks: "What would you like to read in Sarah Palin's memoir?"

I’m sorry, I don’t speak gibberish.

John writes:
“Going Rogue: An American Life” … I think someone put an extra “f” in the title.

Isaac writes:
I just can’t wait to color the pretty pictures.

Brad:
“I’m sorry” would be a good start.

Sophie:
[H]er memoir of what exactly??

Matthew:
I’d like to read the “75% off” sticker on the cover of the book in January.

Bonus: hopeful comment by frothy nincompoop Rick Santorum:

“This is an opportunity for her to show a more thoughtful side.”

** giggle ** As if.
Bonus 2: Palin’s ghostwriter is Lynn Vincent – the co-author of a book with white supremacist neo-nazi blogger Robert Stacy McCain.

Wehhhhhhhhh

Those evil DemoncRATS, those baby-killing America-hating Islamofascist socialist commies, they’re pickin’ on us!

The unfortunately-named Mark Finkelstein has a hypocritical hissy at Noozebusters over some Ed Schultz comments on MSNBC. Because God knows the repukes never EVER insulted Nancy Pelosi, Hitlery Xlintoon or Michael Moore about THEIR looks, or Chelsea Clinton, or Barney Frank, or Ted Kennedy...

The sky is falli… oh, wait…

Prez Obama has dived in the polls. All the way to where he was during the election season, when he won in a landslide.

[T]he public holds roughly the same view of him now that they did in 2008, when the Democrats made those double-digit gains. Public esteem for him hasn't collapsed. Rather, the people that didn't vote for him in 2008 have finally come to the conclusion that they don't like him now.

In other news, pundits suck wet elephant ass.

Why does the GOP hate America?

White House hits back at Obama’s Olympic trip barbs by butt-hurt reboobs --

The White House on Tuesday mocked Republican attacks on President Obama's trip to Copenhagen this week to aid in Chicago's Olympic bid. Some Obama critics, including RNC chairman Michael Steele, have accused the president of neglecting domestic and foreign crises to fly to Copenhagen ahead of Friday's vote on the venue of the 2016 Summer Games. Chicago is locked in a pitched battle with Rio de Janeiro, Madrid and Tokyo for the right to host the global sporting extravaganza.

"Who's he rooting for?" White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said, when told of Steele's remarks. "Is he hoping to hop a plane to Brazil and catch the Olympics in Rio? Maybe he can share a ride with Gov..Sanford,” he should have added.

Above: What a hands-on, totally involved president might look like.

Now watch this drive.

Step 1: Don’t get sick

Dem Rep. Alan Grayson unveils the rethugs’ health care plan:


Via AmericaBlog, who never links to us.

Good Godwin

Newsmax columnist: military coup may be needed to reunite der fatherland:

"There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America's military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the Obama problem…”

Huh? Isn’t this sounding a little too much like the whole "Jewish problem" thing the Nazis kept yammering about?

”Don't dismiss it as unrealistic… Military intervention is what Obama's exponentially accelerating agenda for "fundamental change" toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America. A coup is not an ideal option…”

Wink wink. Or a final solution, huh, guys?

”… but Obama's radical ideal is not acceptable or reversible.”

Why aren’t these asshats under investigation???

Hacker disrupts Rick Perry's re-election launch, salon appointment

Campaign blames everybody but themselves when Doofy McGoodhair’s streaming video feed buckles under the weight of more than 20 kazillion billion hits.

An attempt by Republican Gov. Rick Perry to jump-start his re-election bid via the Internet was sabotaged by a hacker, his campaign said Tuesday, calling the attack "political sabotage."

"What an embarrassing campaign launch," said his rivals in the Kay Bailey Hutchison camp. "I'm sure the governor is hacked but we are skeptical their site was. After all, Rick Perry isn't exactly a stranger when it comes to arrogantly blaming others for his mistakes."

Whoa! LOL

Diapers McJizzsack subject of ethics complaint, derision

Sen. David Vitter gets called out on his insufferable hypocrisy --

“Sen. Vitter’s zeal to see ACORN criminally investigated for offering advice in setting up a prostitution ring reminded me he has yet to be held accountable for his own role in a prostitution ring,” said Melanie Sloan, CREW’s executive director. “While ACORN’s conduct is indefensible, so is Sen. Vitter’s and what is good for the goose is good for the gander.”

Bwaaahahahahaha!

Sloan asked the state Office of Disciplinary Counsel to investigate whether Vitter violated the state’s rule of professional conduct that says it is professional misconduct for a lawyer to “commit a criminal act especially one that reflects adversely on the lawyer’s honestly, trustworthiness or fitness as a lawyer in other respects.”

Awesome. More like this, please.

Enema of the State

Repugnant birther Trent Franks, member of the party that brought us 9/11, illegal wiretapping, torture, the Katrina fiasco, the fiscal crisis and war under false pretenses, declares President Obama an "enemy of humanity."


A spokeswoman for Trent later clarified, saying the congressman was referring to "unborn humanity". Born humanity can just fuck itself or something. Just like Rep. Trent Franks.

Hitler gets angry over 20% gratuity on dinner bill

‘Joe’ the ‘Plumber’ OMG Y R WE STILL TALKING ABOUT HIM

Gibbering shit-head and tax cheat Samuel Wurtzelfurzel awarded the golden plunger at the teabaggers’ "How To Take Back America from them n-lovin socialist fascist commies” conference, laments the lack of great speeches in politics.

Yeah. I heard that.

Douche.

But will she read her own book?

Sarah Failin's memoir "Going Full Retard Rogue" will be out November 17th, hopefully followed by the sequel "Going Away."

Ex-Bushies face lawsuits

Oh plz oh plz oh plz oh plz...

In lawsuits stemming from law enforcement and intelligence efforts after the Sept. 11 attacks, three federal courts have left open the possibility that former Attorney General John Ashcroft and former Justice Department official John Yoo may be held personally liable.

In two cases, judges appointed by Republican presidents have refused at an early stage to dismiss lawsuits that were filed against Ashcroft and Yoo. In a third case, the full federal appeals court in New York is reconsidering an earlier decision by three of its members to toss out a lawsuit by a man who was changing planes in the United States when he was mistaken for a terrorist and sent to Syria, where he claims he was tortured.

Next...?


Pic by GeeGee.

GOP inciting armed violence

Against Marxist socialist fascist commie Nazi Kenyans.

At the How To Take Back the Sudetenland America Conference last weekend, conservaturd speaker Kitty Werthmann led a workshop called “How to recognize living under Nazis & Communists.”

We call them ‘a democratically-elected President and Congress.’

Werthmann went through a litany of examples of how President Obama is like Adolf Hitler. She noted that Hitler, who acted “like an American politician,” was “elected in a 100% Christian nation.”

Well, except for all those millions of Jews, I guess.

Although she failed to once mention antisemitism or militarism, Werthmann explained how universal healthcare, an Equal Rights Amendment, and increased taxes were telltale signs of Nazism. Werthmann also warned the audience:

“If we had our guns, we would have fought a bloody battle. So, keep your guns, and buy more guns, and buy ammunition. Take back America. Don’t let them take the country into Socialism. And I refer again, Hitler’s party was National Socialism. And that’s what we are having here right now, which is bordering on Marxism. “

You know who else demagogued in front of armed, hateful audiences?

Glenn Beck draws biggest hometown protest evar

Pig of the hour tearfully receives key to the city in an invitation-only private event, while demonstrators march in Norman Rockwell-like Free Speech Zones.

Protesters started gathering outside the building more than two hours before Beck's 7:30 p.m. appearance. By the time he spoke inside the building, some 800 people were gathered outside - some from as far away as Oregon.

It was the largest protest in living memory in the town of Mount Vernon.

Pic by Yammering Splat Vector. I think.

Culture of corruption

In a report which will surprise nobody, repulsive goons Glenn Beck and Sean insHannity have devoted thousands of hours to blasting ACORN – all the while ‘virtually ignoring major corruption scandals.’ You know, the ones involving rethuglicans. Ones they HAVEN’T labeled as ‘D’.--

Media Matters for America reviewed the coverage each host has provided on his respective television programs to a selection of well-documented political scandals and instances of corruption by companies that have received thousands of times more money from the government than ACORN has. Our findings show that both hosts have been obsessed with ACORN, devoting a massively disproportionate amount of attention to the story in comparison to their coverage of controversies involving military contractors that have received billions of dollars in federal contracts and instances of Republican corruption at the highest levels of the U.S. government.

Key findings:

ACORN: 1,502

Disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff and former Rep. Bob Ney (R-OH): 62

Blackwater/Xe: 4

Halliburton/KBR: 43

”This is clear-cut, unadulterated, taxpayer-funded corruption! I'm asking you -- demand a full investigation from your representatives of everybody -- all the way to the top, everybody in government, all the way to the top, in your cities, and in our nation!!!"

Warm up the Tinfoilatron!

New doubts over Hitler's death after tests on Hitler's skull reveal it did NOT belong to Hitler. In other news, ZOMBIE HITLER!!!!!

Adolf Hitler may not have shot himself dead and perhaps did not even die in his bunker, it emerged yesterday. A skull fragment believed for decades to be the Nazi leader’s has turned out to be that of a woman under 40 after DNA analysis.

And Obama is now president... hmmm....

Sorry. Channelling freetards again.

Speaking of batshit-crazy

The Pretzaldunce Bush misadministration denied JK Rowling the Medal of Freedom because her books – ahem - "promoted witchcraft". Meanwhile, they awarded them like crazy to yes-men and asskissing incompetents.

I am new to your country, so please excuse, but what the fuck??!?

G20 world leader to Obama: "We don't understand it. You're trying to make sure everybody has health care and they're putting a Hitler mustache on you -- I don't -- that doesn't make sense to me. Explain that to me."

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know -- morons."

Centrism is for pussies!

And losers! Rightwingnut bloggers vote on who needs to be expelled from the ranks of conservatardism, and who they consider like, totally sponge-worthy. And yes, its as bad as you thought it would be.

Their "most hated" list:

19) Bill O'Reilly (6)
19) Peggy Noonan (6)
16) Mark Sanford (7)
16) Mike Huckabee (7)
16) Charlie Crist (7)
14) Colin Powell (11)
14) Arnold Schwarzenegger (11)
12) Kathleen Parker (12)
12) Andrew Sullivan (12)
10) Meghan McCain (14)
10) Ron Paul (14)
9) Michael Savage (15)
6) Pat Buchanan (16)
6) Charles Johnson of LGF (16)
6) Susan Collins (16)
5) David Brooks (17)
3) Lindsey Graham (19)
3) David Frum (19)
2) John McCain (22)
1) Olympia Snowe (26)

Ah, the perceived-bipartisan ‘RINOs,’ anyone who ever had a kind word for the President, and Palin-bashers. Of course. And those they have selected as most respected:

23) John Stossel 4
23) Mitt Romney 4
23) Daniel Hannan 4
23) John Bolton 4
16) Fred Thompson 5
16) Antonin Scalia 5
16) Glenn Reynolds 5
16) Bobby Jindal 5
16) George W. Bush 5
16) Sean Hannity 5
16) Tom Coburn 5
14) Victor Davis Hanson 6
14) Dick Cheney 6
12) Ed Morrissey 7
12) Ann Coulter 7
10) Jonah Goldberg 8
10) Newt Gingrich 8
9) Jim DeMint 9
7) Mark Levin 10
7) Glenn Beck 10
6) Charles Krauthammer 11
5) Mark Steyn 14
4) Michelle Malkin 15
3) Thomas Sowell 17
2) Sarah Palin 20
1) Rush Limbaugh 24

Yerp, makes sense. Because the only way the rethuglicans can prosper and win elections is by deep-sixing the fairly-reasonable moderates of their party and elevating the batshit-crazy. Jeebus. You go, guys.

This just in, via the Duh! Report:

"Democrats must accept that bipartisanship is dead. It's not sleeping, it's not comatose, it's not hiding. It is dead, dead, dead."

That’s right. So quit your damn fucking around with the gpukes and just CRUSH them already. Honestly.

Death camps for Granny

Indoctrination camps for youths. Springtime for Obama-as-Hitler knuckledraggers.

”Obama, not just satisfied with scaring the bejesus out of seniors, decides that school kids need to be fearful of his policies as well”

-- A tongue-in-cheek headline from fark, actual story here.

Hi guys -- still trying to recover from my sister's wedding yesterday! I'm still pretty foggy. All the stuff I meant to post yesterday seems like it happened a hundred years ago. Then there's that video of Tom DeLay shaking his ass on tv... just thinking about it makes me want to hurk. And the notion that the AP and other news orgs have had that he's "rehabilitating" his image -- fucking NO, thank you very much. That slimy POS scumbag belongs in prison.

Oh, and I found out this morning that my Twitter account got hacked. So if you got a tweet from 'me' trying to sell you something or talking about my lovely firm huge porn boobies, it was probably not actually from me.

Damn, I need some sleep.

Porcine antichrist still not incarcerated

Hideous, hypocritical shitheap remains free to open his stupid piehole --

Rove Blasts Obama for Taking His Own Advice

In a Wall Street Journal op-ed, former Bush adviser Karl Rove advises President Obama to stay off television because "the president's constant chattering runs the risk of making him boring and stale. His magic dissipates as he becomes less interesting."

However, as former Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer writes in his new memoir, when Rove was in the White House he "was of the belief that the president needed to be out speaking every day no matter what the subject."

In his next op-ed, Rove Blasts Obama for Trying to Keep Country Informed, Using Precious Oxygen.

'Gotcha' journalism!!

Katie Couric: "You said that Obama has a hatred for white culture. What do you mean by 'white culture'?"

Glenn Beck: "Ummmm... errrrr..."

Katie Couric: "What do you mean by 'white culture'?"

Beck: "Errr... derp derp derp...."

Katie Couric: "You said that Obama has a hatred for white culture. What did you mean by 'white culture'?"

Glenn Beck: "Umm... uhhh... umm... hmmmmm... hamina hamina hamina..."


What a fucking tool.

A dust storm blankets Sydney's iconic Opera House at sunrise September 23, 2009. A huge outback dust storm swept eastern Australia and blanketed Sydney on Wednesday, disrupting transport, forcing people indoors and stripping thousands of tonnes of valuable farmland topsoil. REUTERS/Tim Wimborne

Then... and now

ACORN worker in video DID narc out fake hooker and pimp

Apologies from lieberal media, conservatard websites in 3… 2… 1…

Police say a worker with the activist group ACORN who was caught on video giving advice about human smuggling to a couple posing as a pimp and a prostitute had reported the incident to authorities.

National City police said Monday that Juan Carlos Vera contacted his cousin, a police detective, to get advice on what to with information on possible human smuggling. Police say he contacted law enforcement two days later.

Oooh, look, Tom DeLay is on 'Dancing Wif the Stars'! Fuck.

Bigot, panicking, plays the victim

Pompous douche Lou Dobbs has had it up to his lying fat neck with those slovenly America-hating brown illegals who are threatening his cushy job -- in another language!!!!

Faced with a growing movement of communities demanding that CNN drop his program, Lou Dobbs responded Friday with one of his favorite postures: the victimized defender of American virtue.

"They ask CNN to fire me because I oppose illegal immigration" lied Dobbs, who added, lying, "The last thing they want is a first amendment, where people can express themselves... These are the most un-American, frightened people in the world because they won't compete in the marketplace of ideas and facts."

While the movement to stop Dobbs has nothing to do with Dobbs' free speech rights, it has everything to do with CNN's business. Latinos across the country are letting CNN President Jon Klein know that if he wants our viewership, he can't keep profiting from the fear and xenophobia that is Dobbs' daily bread. By continuing to air Dobbs, CNN is making a choice: to distort rational debate about immigration and other issues of concern to Latinos. And that choice will come at a cost: legitimacy in the Latino market.

The growing movement against Dobbs also sends a broader message to CNN, and to all of the news media. For democracy to work, free speech cannot mean that news anchors offer wild opinions unfettered from fact.

-- More here.

You know you’re in trouble when even Kansans laugh at you

Town hall attendees just aren’t buying rethug Rep. Todd ‘tear me a new one’ Tiahrt’s health reform lies:

Boner! Weeping moron pwnz himself

LULZ: I don’t think John Boehner thought his "Defund ACORN" bill all the way through…

Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) picked up on the legislative overreach and asked the Project on Government Oversight (POGO) to sift through its database to find which contractors might be caught in the ACORN net.

Lockheed Martin and Northrop Gumman both popped up quickly, with 20 fraud cases between them, and the longer list is a Who's Who of weapons manufacturers and defense contractors.

Fun fact: Also on the list? Blackwater and KBR, the offshoot of Dick Cheney’s “former” company Halliburton. Oh, and Halliburton.

Gah!

The new IronyMeter we ordered just exploded into thousands of tiny, glasslike shards:

Fux News host Jon Scott: “[I]f you come across a story that you think shows media bias, e-mail it to us, FOXnews..com.

“We'll be back with this –“

Announcer: “Since the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, Matt Drudge's Drudge Report has been a top-dog of Internet news. But is he old news now? And what is the media's role in recalling the horror of 9/11?”

Bias? Fuck… how much time do they got? I could spend all day forwarding them links to their own shows, any conservatard media page and their stupid so-called ‘nonpartisan’ website.

Former conservative congresscritter puts Beck on shit-list

Morning “now what did I do with that intern?” Joe host Joe Scarborough is accusing Glenn Beck of spreading hatred and whipping up raced-based assassination hysteria against President Obama, demands Republicans renounce the hateful twat or face his wrath:

On September 22, conservative MSNBC host Joe Scarborough announced an "honor roll" for conservatives who are willing to denounce Glenn Beck's hatred --

SCARBOROUGH: “You cannot say that the president of the United States hates all white people. You cannot call the president of the United States a racist. You cannot wallow in conspiracy theories as he did for about a month, suggesting that FEMA might be setting up concentration camps and going on Fox & Friends and saying, ‘I can't disprove it,’ and then wait a month. You can't stir up that type of hatred -- calling the president a racist -- and then say, ‘I'm just a rodeo clown.’ I've got an honor roll. We're gonna have a conservatives honor roll on this show...

“We need more people doing that. You cannot preach hatred. You cannot say the president's a racist. You cannot stir up things that could have very deadly consequences. I was in Congress in 1995. I know where this can end."

Bonus: other conservatives agree: Beck is a mindless, incoherent, pandering, pathetic, racist-empowering asshole. God. I even hate writing about that guy.

“I want my country back!”

It’s been the battle-cry as teabaggers take to the streets with their misspelled, angry signs. But back to WHAT, exactly, dipshits??

Via DemoUnderground, ‘Closing the book’ on the Dictator-tot legatude’:

While Bush was in office, the median household income declined, poverty increased, childhood poverty increased even more, and the number of Americans without health insurance spiked.

Oh. Well, at least it can't have been as bad as when that murdering rapist Bill Clinton was in office, right?

Wrong.

Under Clinton, the median income increased 14 per cent. Under Bush it declined 4.2 per cent.

Under Clinton the total number of Americans in poverty declined 16.9 per cent; under Bush it increased 26.1 per cent.

Under Clinton the number of children in poverty declined 24.2 per cent; under Bush it increased by 21.4 per cent.

Under Clinton, the number of Americans without health insurance remained essentially even (down six-tenths of one per cent); under Bush it increased by 20.6 per cent.

But… but… Bush kept us safer! Well, except for that whole September 11th thing! And the anthrax attacks! And the time he partied while Katrina wiped out thousands!

Who could have anticipated.....?????

To those abroad who think they want Scary Nation speaking at their events, well, read it and weep!!! Or laugh so hard the neighbors call the authorities...................

After choking on coffee and having to pull myself up off the floor where I fell after cracking up so hard that I MAY have broken a rib or two..........I had to wonder "What the holy fuck did you expect, I don't BELIEVE the Chinese are that stupid!" Ya know, we here in the US of A thought this was a joke. I mean, we ASSUMED you were asking The Idiotawad to speak knowing perfectly well it was for entertainment purposes only!!!

But I guess not, as one captive listener was reported to have made the same damned remark previously made here by millions of poor souls who have had to listen to her babble blab: AND I QUOTE!:

"...it was awful, we couldn't stand it any longer".

LOLOL!!! BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!

Some other guy said she was brilliant, but it was later found out that he was deaf as a door knob.

They want their money back and are encouraging suicide to the bonebrain who thought the whole thing up................ LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Like that baby investor says: Hey! DO SOME FRICKIN' ANALYTICALS!!!! SHANKAPOTAMUS!!!! The majority of 3+million people can't be wrong, ya know!!!?

hahahahahahaha!!! Note to note: she's apparently back to buying her clothes at her favorite thrift shop in Wasilla. Nothin' designer here, looks like an ex lab coat someone threw out months ago having discovered it needed ironing, all stained and all!!! She apparently thought it had a Nehru "flavor" to it. It doesn't. Just someone's old lab coat.
owie, my ribs!!!!

CBS STRIVING to be the NEW FAUX SNOOZE!

CBS is proving theirownselves to be about as ignorant as it gets on the teeveez these days, doing a segment yesterday about Obama "overexposing himself" in the media of late, stating that in his "highly repetitive" interviews he "put himself in an exclusive club, with FDR, Regan and JFK........blah bladitty blah blah blah..........." (NO!, no linky for them!!!!)

LISTEN UP BUTT FLUSH ENEMAS OF THE KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSE!!! He's HIGHLY repetitive cause he's trying to get through to thug heads and the short bus drooler media hacks (LIKE YOU!!!!), which takes repeating the message over and over and over and over and...................ad...infinitum..............
And,

He DID NOT PUT HIMSELF in any "exclusive club" you fucking moron no brain hacker jackoff jerkwads! WE PUT HIM THERE!~!!!!!

WE THE PEOPLE elected him.

Remember the elections of 2008??? You were there. You covered them (sort of barely, between your National Enquirer bullshit story time fables, and hardons for Scary Nation anyway)!!

WE, THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS, PUT HIM THERE, in the White House, in charge of the Presidency for at least 4 years. Even McInsane conceded, and openly admitted as much! You remember him! Your less than popular right outa the starting gate ex leader who picked tits instead of brains for a running mate??? EVEN THAT RETARD got it that the RETARDLICANS LOST, and BIG!

It MIGHT be a good idea for the thugs in the audience and the teabagger nutjobs and the Beck-Hannity's and Rushbots and all their idiot followers, and the Tenthers, the Birthers and any other whacked out insanely ignorant+stupid group of back water red necked backward barefoot slack jawed no bath takin' Cracker Nation dick thumpers out there, to KEEP THAT IN MIND!

OBAMA IS AN ELECTED OFFICIAL, YOU are the minority!!! Time to adapt or move on down the road, like to some other country on the planet or more preferably, some other galaxy in the Universe.

CHRIST on a pop sickle stick!!! This shit!! FROM CBS!!!! this shit!

I don't watch CMM (Corporate Mass Media, h/t TheRealFish), I just accidentally caught this looking for Obi on Letterman this AM.........I won't make THAT mistake again!!!

Opening night

It had everything: A new state-of-the-art $1.1 billion stadium. A TV screen that can be seen from space. A coin toss by the former pretzaldent. A separate skybox just for your ego. Getting to pick your nose inside your brand new luxury suite…



And…

Losing to your division rivals, the NJ Giants, on Sunday Night Football. Bwahahahahahaha!

Suck it, Jerry! Ha ha ha ha ha! And fuck you!

Backed into a corner, teary gpuke admits Obama is not a socialist

Meet the Press host David Gregory has it out with House WATB Leader John Boehner (R-uh rOH):

GREGORY: Do you really think the President is a socialist?

BOEHNER: Listen, when you begin to look at how much they want to grow government, you can call it whatever you want, but the fact is —

GREGORY: What do you call it though?

BOEHNER: This is unsustainable. We’re broke.

GREGORY: Blah blah blah. That’s fine. Do you think the President is a socialist?

BOEHNER: No! {sob!}

GREGORY: Okay. Because the head of the Republican Party is calling him that.

BOEHNER: Listen, I didn’t call him that, and I’m not going to call him that. Unless by “the head of the Republican Party” you mean Rush. Or Glenn Beck.

Fucked fact: Boehner’s called him that.

Federal judge has had it up to HERE with this shit

Earlier this week, a seriously ticked-off Judge Land dismissed tinfoiled nutjob Orly Taitz’s ridiculous birther suit, warning her that if she filed any more "frivolous actions in this Court" she'd face sanctions. Yeah, about that:

Taitz, of course, didn't seem to listen. Instead, she filed an angry motion asking Land to reconsider his decision and stay [the chickenshit Army captain’s] deployment.

In an order issued Friday, Land denied Taitz's request and announced that he was considering making good on his threat of sanctions. He ordered the attorney-slash-dentist "to show cause why the Court should not impose a monetary penalty of $10,000.00 upon Plaintiff’s counsel for her misconduct," and gave her 14 days to do so.

Land also took a swipe at Taitz's performance as an attorney, writing at one point that "competent counsel would have understood" one part of the law that was at issue. The implication was obvious.

Awesome.

Fox Nooze crybabies: Wehhh! The racist socialist Hitler snubbed us!

Oh, btw, thanks for your help, NY Times. And fuck you.

In a September 21 article, the New York Times reported that President Obama "gave five back-to-back television interviews broadcast on Sunday," but engaged in an act of "Medici vengeance" and showed "a rare sign of frustration, and payback" by not "speak[ing] to 'Fox News Sunday.' " The Times reported that "the presidential slight" occurred because "Fox did not broadcast Mr. Obama's health care speech to Congress on Sept. 9" -- but the Times did not address that Fox News hosts have maligned Obama as a "racist" and repeatedly compared him to Hitler.

The administration calmly pwnz Fux thusly --

"We figured Fox would rather show 'So You Think You Can Dance' than broadcast an honest discussion about health insurance reform," a White House deputy press secretary said on Saturday. "Fox is an ideological outlet where the president has been interviewed before and will likely be interviewed again; not that the whining particularly strengthens their case for participation any time soon."

LOL.

Fair und balanced

Fox Noise producer is caught inciting the crowd at an anti-Obama protest:



Which even Morning Joe says is is a “big boo-boo”:


Media Matters

You lie! CNN calls out Fox Nooze

First Rich Sanchez gets all over Fux’s lying ass for saying that CNN didn't cover Glenn Beck's political rally last week in DC --

CNN, Sanchez’s network, covered it. Extensively. With four correspondents. Fox’s Bill O’Reilly even said so. And the kicker? In using the high altitude shot in the full page ad, they were unknowingly using a screengrab from CNN’s customary pole camera.

Rick Sanchez became that all-too-rare news anchor besides Keith Olbermann to call Fox for what it truly is: A factual quadriplegic, the bastard spawn of Winston Smith and Goebbells. Now, if only we can get the other news anchors at CBS, ABC and NBC onboard and to similarly put Fox in the news for being stupid enough to become the news through partisan and corporate cheerleading.

-- jurassicpork59.



Now a new ad from CNN hits back: "Fox News: distorting, not reporting" --


More like this, please.

Not quite getting the concept

The ironically-named organization “Value Voters" bestows their ‘Media Courage Award’ to Bill O’Reilly – who bans the media from his speech.

BLATHERBABBLE IN PROTECTIVE BUBBLE

She will speak, as long as no one tells!!! It could cause her to have to "say other things....."

*snort, chortle, giggle, choke! bwaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!*

A Hong Kong-based brokerage group has invited Bible Spice to actually speak at their annual conference. And she said YES!, ".......as long as no poopy head reporters are there!".

I figure we'll get the full scoop of her poop about the time the attendees start texting out for translations and explanations of what exactly the hell is she talking about???! Plus, there's bound to be some general coverage of the explosion of heads in the room as the speech drones on and on into one meaningless diatribe after another.

Should be some funny chit, I can't wait, I'll bring the drinks, someone get the popcorn.

p.s Her thoughts on China???? It breaks too easy. She & Toddo really prefer melamine!

TAKIN' IT TO NEW DEPTHS...........

WATB Chris the Crap Reporter Wallace cries and snots all over himself, accusing the White House and the Dems of crying and snotting all over themselves in what amounts to a total all out bring it on temper tantrum that left a large gaping blow hole in his brand SPANKING new Pamper "All About ME!" Tighter Fit, Greater Suckage For The Older Child nappy. What a hack/tool that guy has always been and will remain until his last dishonest breath in this world. I'm thinkin' the whole clip was probably a good lunchtime laugh for the crowd up at 1600. That is, in any case, my verdant hope anyway.......

Dude, that's fowl

Ernie Anastos tells the weatherman on FOX5 WNYW to "keep fucking that chicken" on the Sept. 16 2009 10 o'clock news --

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anti-government tea party attendees demand better government-run transit.

Tea baggers who feel they’re ‘taxed enough already’ gripe about inadequate service in… public transit:

“These individuals came all the way from Southeast Texas to protest the excessive spending and growing government intrusion by the 111th Congress and the new Obama administration,” Brady wrote. “These participants, whose tax dollars were used to create and maintain this public transit system, were frustrated and disappointed that our nation’s capital did not make a great effort to simply provide a basic level of transit for them.”

Keep yore goverment hands offn my Medicare! An’ my Social Security! An’ my highways! I’m callin’ the po-leece!

Fucking morons.

Fair und balanced

Fox “News” gives 2 minutes to a weapons expert who explains why Obama's missile defense plan is sound, and six minutes to no-talent assclown John Bolton's moustache. And the weapons expert still wins.

Poll: majority of Americans hate America

In a survey sure to enrage freetards, socialist Marxist fascist race-baiter voted the “best living ex-President.”

For nearly one-out-of-three voters (32%), Jimmy Carter is the living ex-president who has done the best job since leaving the White House, according to a new Rasmussen Reports poll. Carter, who served in the White House from 1977 to 1981, ranks first among the four surviving presidents.

Big Bill got 29% and George Bush the Slightly Smarter came in 3rd with 22.

Dead last? Smirky McStupid, with a whopping nine percent.

Grasshole blames the President for his own douchebaggery

“Wehhhhhh,” whines whiny-ass titty-baby. “Wehhhhhhhhhhh.”

Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley said he "resents" some of the things the administration and President Obama said and did during the August recess.

In particular, Grassley took umbrage with President Obama attaching him to the death panel controversy just because the senator agreed with teabaggers who said the President would be setting up death panels.

The senator was also miffed that the administration heard him say shit like “We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma."

And that he would not vote for legislation if it didn’t have widespread Republican support, even if it had everything he wanted in it.

Stoopid mean liberials.

CNN facing pressure to shitcan hatemongering douchenozzle

One of the country’s leading Hispanic organizations, Democracia Ahora, is launching a campaign designed to pressure CNN to rein in paranoid bigot Lou Dobbs...

“We’re asking CNN, the alleged ‘most trusted name in news,’ to really hold Lou Dobbs to the journalistic standards he should be held to,” said Jorge Mursuli, the organization’s president, who expressed frustration with Dobbs’ reports that immigration contributed to thousands of new reported cases of leprosy and of a ‘superhighway’ from Mexico to Canada.

“CNN needs to take responsibility for what he’s saying,” he said, adding, “We want CNN to insure that Lou Dobbs is going to stick with the facts. He can have his opinions but he can’t present his opinions as facts.”

Others are taking it a step further:

[O]rganizations united under the "Drop Dobbs" banner include Media Matters for America, the National Council of La Raza, the National Hispanic Media Coalition, the New Democrat Network, and the Southern Poverty Law Center.

“When it comes to issues like immigration, he has more in common with birther Orly Taitz than with Anderson Cooper.”

LULZ