October 31, 2009

Happy Catoween!


Interviews with the New Jersey State Police yielded a rather different assessment of the events described by Dobbs. In a phone interview conducted yesterday, Sgt. Stephen Jones, a NJ State Police spokesperson, chuckled out loud after he heard about Dobbs' account of the gunfire incident. Jones commented that he "wouldn't classify it [the gunfire incident] as very unusual." "People have been shooting at Dobbs for, what?............., I'd guess years now........it's something we've just learned to overlook. We have other actual work to do in the area. Besides, one of these days someone's BOUND to actually HIT something......" [the officer didn't add].

LOL! (sorry for the piggy back M, I couldn't help but channel the rest of the remark.)

Police: Dobbs Overreacted to Hunter's Bullet

Via the Duh! Report, New Jersey state cops say CNN crackpot Lou Dobbs' account of a gunfire incident near his Sussex County house are bullshit --

Interviews with the New Jersey State Police yielded a rather different assessment of the events described by Dobbs. In a phone interview conducted yesterday, Sgt. Stephen Jones, a NJ State Police spokesperson, chuckled out loud after he heard about Dobbs' account of the gunfire incident. Jones commented that he "wouldn't classify it [the gunfire incident] as very unusual." He also confirmed that there are hunters in the area, and stated that, "at this time of year hunter [shooting] complaints go up."

State Police Sgt. Julian Castellanos noted that "it's a wide open area and there are hunters in the area."
Asked what he thought of Dobbs' version of the gunfire incident, a State Police spokesperson stated, "Lou Dobbs is such a fucking asshole I'm surprised there isn't a 'Lou Dobbs Is A Fucking Asshole' page on FaceBook yet."


Ghoulish archaeological discoveries. Even more ghoulish? It's a damned slideshow.

funny pictures of cats with captions

October 30, 2009

Today's To-Do List

Join the Facebook group Joe Lieberman is a Douchebag.

Journamalistic Integritude

Your "liberal media" shows a lack objectivity and typical liberal bias with a headline that would make Fox, Pravda and al Jazeera envious. Head line for the following story:

Cheney told FBI he had no idea who leaked Plame ID

The whole article tell a different story:
In the interview whose participants included federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, Cheney told agents that he did not recall having a conversation about either Plame or her husband with Bush.
The vice president said he probably discussed Wilson with Bush's top political adviser, Karl Rove, but told the FBI he would not have talked to Rove about Wilson's wife.
Cheney's denials that he talked about Plame are among the few things in the lengthy interview with the FBI that Cheney appeared certain about. He repeatedly said he could not recall key events. Among them, he said he did not recall discussing Wilson's wife with Libby before her CIA employment was publicly revealed by conservative columnist Robert Novak in mid-July 2003.
Well of course he didn't recall anything EXCEPT the fact that he didn't do anything wrong. So naturally, the headline should reflect the only Fucking thing he "could recall."
Nothing to see here, move along.

Brutal ruling quashes birthers' suit

Judge repudiates Oily Taintz birther suit. Now he can focus on the case of that young girl raped and murdered by Glenn Beck in 1990.

"This Court will not interfere in internal military affairs nor be used as a tool by military officers to avoid deployment. The Court has a word for such a refusal to follow the orders of the President of the United States, but it will leave the issue to the military to resolve," the judge wrote.

The Party of Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Congressman Steve King (R-Iowa) is using his time to

A) Form a plan for the war in Afghanistan
B) Craft comprehensive health care legislation with bipartisan support
C) Grill NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell over Rush Limbaugh

Yet even MORE proof that Joe Lie-berman is a world-class douche who needs a good, world-class reaming

And not in a good way.

Liberman says he's against the public option because he's worried about increasing the national debt. Something he seemed unconcerned about when he forced the Navy to buy a $2 billion submarine they didn't want.
-- headline from fark. Actual story here and here.

RINOS to rebrand themselves as 'Party of Well, Maybe, But Don't Count On It'

Worried that the "Party of No" label is starting to stick, republican'ts have a cunning plan to change their image. Unfortunately it DOESN'T involve actually working with Democrats to pass legislation favored by a majority of Americans.

[F]all has not been kind to the GOP. A WaComPo-ABC poll found that only 1 in 5 voters now identifies as rethuglican. And the "Party of No" label might be starting to stick: a recent poll by CNN -- whoever THEY are -- found that GOP favorability has slipped to its lowest point in a decade.

Eric Cantor, the No. 2 House Obstructionist, hopes to change all that. In an effort to counter the criticism that the party doesn't stand for anything but opposing President Obama, Cantor blamed the "liberal drive-by media" and said some of his best friends are socialist, gay, dithering babykilling hippie communists who love Hitler.

"We really have to regain the image of being an inclusive party and tolerant of a lot of debate," Cantor added.
Tomorrow: Eric Cantor apologizes to Rush Limpbaugh.

I blame Lou Dobbs

… and the right-wing noise machine.

FBI looking for the person that just happened to shoot at a Democratic Congressman's office.

Lieberman an eleventy-megawatt douche, biggest horse’s patootie evar

Honestly, Connecticut, do NOT make me come over there.

Sounding more like a dickhead than a Democrat, Sen. Joe Lieberman, I-Me!, says he will campaign for rethugs during the 2010 midterm elections and may not seek the Democratic Senate nomination when he runs for re-election in 2012.
"I probably will support some Republican candidates for Congress or Senate in the election in 2010. I'm going to call them as I see them," the insufferable vichycrat said in an interview with Attention Whore magazine.

October 29, 2009

A laurel... and hearty handshake

... to Wangmo, for sending us Stephen Colbert's "I Am America (And So Can You!)! I feel 25% more patriotic already!


Your Cursday awwwwwwwwzzz

Cats rule, dogs drool : )

If Cats Were Lobbyists

Wooooooo.. aaaack!

The most offensive Halloween candy evar. If you forget about Necco wafers and those circus peanut things, which for some reason didn't even make it to the worst tasting list.

Lou Dobbs claims gun-totin’ rednecks shot up his house

You know, them gun-totin’ NRAholes of the gay hippie peacenik surrendermonkey left.

"I now - it's become a way of life - the anger, the hate, the vitriol, but it's taken a different tone where they've threatened my wife. They've now fired a shot at my house while my wife was standing next to the car. It's become something else," the angry, vitriolic jerkwad bleated to his hate-radio audience.
Uh-huh. Why the fuck is he pinning this on lefties? Coulda been his wife’s lover’s spouse, some drunken hunter, or a guy whose cat got run over by the pompous fucker on the way back from the studio.
The CNN host later took a shot at the "national liberal media," which he claims has created this sort of reckless environment.
That’s rich, Lou – after years of unrelenting anger, hate and vitriol by you and your knuckledragging friends on the right, you do the responsible thing -- and blame liberals. You fucking whiny-ass pussy.

Story originally came from noozebusters, which I won’t supply a link to, especially after they used the phrase ‘left-wing noise machine.’ Fuck ‘em.

It's Not what it Appears......Really!!!

Another "moral values Republican" bites the dust in South Carolina, where it is a common practice to keep sex toys in your vehicle , "just in case:"

A deputy assistant attorney general who said he was on his lunch break when an officer found him with a stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle has been fired, his boss said Wednesday.
Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.
As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.
Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General's Office. Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth.
He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report.
He also said, "Who put this 18 year old prostitute in my car? Dammit! Those guys at the states attorneys office are such kidders! Fortunately, I am prepared for this eventuality. Much like a boy scout…but with large, gasoline powered vibrators and a jumbo sized bottle of Viagra…so better."
But to be fair, ho hasn’t picked up a lovely young lady from the local gentleman’s club and driven out to the cemetery with a bunch of sex toys & Viagra to get their groove on?
Perhaps Sanford can clue him in to some sweet Argentinian cemeteries next time.

BONUS!!! Maru has a great simulpost below.

Honoring our troops

The picture accompanying this article shows two things you would never have been able to see in the last administration: One is the coffin of a fallen US soldier returning to the US, the other is a president saluting his casket.

The dramatic image of a president on the tarmac was a portrait not witnessed in years. Former pResident Cap’n Cowpat said the appropriate way to show his respect for war's cost was to order Texas take-out, drink heavier than usual, and play Pokemon until dawn, but he never went to Dover AFB to meet remains coming off the cargo plane. Fucker.

Whatever it is, I’m against it

Obama's declaration of swine flu emergency prompts pro-swine-flu Republican response:

Claiming that the president was preying on the public's fear of contracting a fatal disease last week when he declared the H1N1 virus a national emergency, Republican leaders announced Wednesday that they were officially endorsing the swine flu.

"Thousands of Americans—hardworking ordinary Americans like you and me—already have H1N1," Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele said during a press conference. "Now Obama wants to take that away from us. Ask yourself: Do you want the federal government making these kinds of health care decisions for you and your family?"

Other prominent Republicans opposing Obama's declaration of emergency include Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal, who urged residents of his state to continue not washing their hands, and radio host Rush Limbaugh, who made a point of dying of the virus during his show on Wednesday.
OK, it’s from The Onion, but we stand by the fabricated quotes because we know Rush, Fux, et. al. think them anyway.

When clowns fight, II

Caribou Barbie vs Quickdraw McVader: What’s a conservaturd wingnut to do?

While Sarah Palin pulls for Perry in the Texas Governor race, Dick Cheney threatens to kill your children if you don’t vote for Hutchinson. It is so on!

Championing those special kids

Palin, campaigning: ‘Evil libs are insulting Trig!1!’
Palin, at home: ‘Trig is so retarded he out-retards me!’

Bonus: Ms Palin saying "Fox News CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies.”

Talk about conservatardism.

Repuke values & the sanctity of marriage

South Carolina republican spares puppies, goats in disgusting sex romp.

A 66-year-old deputy assistant attorney general was fired after being caught in a cemetery on his lunch break with an 18-year-old stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle.

Republican Roland “Cornhole’ Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery in Columbia, South Carolina with an 18-year-old employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, when an officer spotted him on Monday, according to a police report.
After being caught trying to flee the scene, Corning and the hooker got off on charges, and Corning got fired. Or ‘abruptly resigned,’ to spend more time apologizing to his family.

Bonus: A search of the SUV turned up some bare necessities -- items that Corning said he always kept with him "just in case.” No, not road flares and bottled water, but Viagra and ‘several sex toys.’

Bonus II: Corning is, of course, married.

October 28, 2009

The pwnage is strong with this one

If any republitards need a new asshole, Alan Grayson will tear you one for free, and look good doing it.


/moar popcorn pls

Ares I-X launched successfully

Anybody else catch the big kaboom this morning? SO COOL!


/actually just an excuse to post this cat, lulz

GOP taunts Dynamite Monkey

God, I love this:

Is AARP the GOP's new ACORN?

They are farking with the wrong people here! SRSLY, who is running the GOP now? Oh, right . . .

But I'm not sure that even Michael Steele would suggest something this stupid.


/hai again guise!


The 6 creepiest places on Earth. Lindsay Graham's boudoir, Rush Limpball's bathroom surprisingly absent.


Shepard Smith apologizes for "lack of balance" on his Fox Noise show.

Fux blonde mannequin #7 Shannon Bream was covering the campaign for governor in New Jersey when she snagged an interview with Republican candidate Chris Christie, but when Smith asked her when she would interview the Democratic candidate and current Governor, Jon Corzine, Bream replied, "We have in multiple requests, and when it comes in, we'll let you know."

Smith was not happy to hear that: "Wow. I didn't know that was about to happen. My apologies for the lack of balance there. If I'd had control it wouldn't have happened."


Fox Nooze contributor and hack author Bernie Goldberg asks "Who exactly at Fox News is inciting a rebellion against the government?" Hmmmm. Sure would be embarrassing if somebody spliced together a video montage to answer him…

Warning: vid contains Bill O'Reilly's smug, falafel-abusing phiz:

When clowns fight

"This idea that we're suddenly going to establish litmus tests and purge the party of anybody who doesn't agree with us 100 percent; that guarantees Obama's reelection." – adulterous scumsac Newt Gingrich.

“We have to purge left-wing saboteurs like Newt Gingrich from the Republican Party.” – tinfoiled walking yeast infection Michelle Malkin.

Lemme read yall muh fayvrit part a’ “My Pet Goat’…

Drinky McDumbass, motivational speaker, on one of his toughest decision as president: "I had to pick a rug design for the Oval Office that reflected my optimism."

‘But Laura said no to th’ Spongebob Squarepants one!’

His optimism. Sigh.

Yep, after months of thankfully staying out of the public view – ‘a big outing was to a Dallas hardware store for flashlights’ because he couldn’t find his ass with both hands -- George W. Bush has hit the road. And this time it’s not with a "plastic bag on his hand" to scoop up shit. He’s left that to the rest of America to do after his eight disastrous years in office. Goddamn twerp.

Above: the former pretzeldent motivating the crew of the USS Flounder in 2003.

‘Fox Nutz Lite’ drops to last place

The most trusted name in leaning over backwards to kiss rethug cock to show they’re not biased news rated dead last in prime time. Good.

MSBNC is now number one in prime time among legit news channels, reports the Pensito Review, with Fox Entertainment (formerly Fox “News”) trailing behind wrestling. “Now that Fox is officially the GOP infomercial network, it has lost its top spot in news channel rankings, leaving the field to MSNBC.”

Oh, CNN sucks at ‘Jeopardy’, too.

Republicans want to honor teabagging on House floor

Fisting, golden showers, wearing diapers when soliciting prostitutes not mentioned.

From the You gotta be fucking kidding me dept:

Rep. Tom Price (R-Gahh) today introduced — along with 75 other Republicans — a resolution to officially commemorate the 9/12 teabagger march on Washington. Other sponsors of H.R. 870 include Rep.. Michele Bachmann (R-eallyfuckedup), Rep. Steve King (R-Iowuabrain), and Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Vagina).

Causing the HypocrisyMeterTM to immolate itself yet again, House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-uh r-OH) picked the same day to send out an email blasting Dems for wasting time by noting the birthday of Confucius, "with millions of Americans looking for jobs and the nation’s unemployment rate nearing 10 percent."

“Perhaps Mr. Boehner thinks that honoring teabagging will be a boon to the prostitution industry.”
If by “prostitution” you mean “hate radio”, then yeah.

Above: photo of what a teabagging march might look like.

Sanctimonious gpuke leghumper just BEGGING for major beatdown

"Sen. Joe Lieberman reminds Democrats that he is, in fact, a douchebag" -- headline at fark.

“Lieberman says he's ok with millions of Americans dying and suffering needlessly if it makes him seem more important” – another one.

Is there a more hypocritical twat in American politics than Joe Lieberman? The smug quisling, a douche of the first order, declared Tuesday that he would support a filibuster of any health care reform bill that has a public option, even though his constituents in Connecticut favor it 68 to 21. Robert Scheer explains:

Oh fuck me, not this guy again. Lieberman, whose state is home to most of the insurance companies on the planet, helped run up the national debt since 9/11 by pushing to raise the military budget to its highest level since World War II. A budget inflated by enormous expenditures on high-tech weaponry irrelevant to combating terror, such as the $2-billion-a-piece submarines -- produced in his home state of Connecticut -- that he claimed were needed to combat al-Qaida, a landlocked enemy holed up in caves. Give me a fucking break. If the Dems had any fucking balls they’d chuck his obstructionist ass out of those committee chairmanships already and tell him to go suck their dicks. Shit.
(Slightly paraphrased)

White House spokesman Robert Gibbs weighs in:
Sigh. Fucking assho… I haven't seen the report from Senator Lieberman or why he's saying what he's saying, besides the fact that he’s a douche. I think Democrats and Republicans alike will be held accountable by their constituents who want to see health care reform enacted this year. We see it in the polling that you guys do every day that they want the system, as it is now, to be fixed to ensure accessibility for those that don't have it, for cutting costs for those who do, and for important insurance reforms like preexisting conditions to be addressed. And we know that if that doesn't happen, people say they'll be very disappointed by that, and we think people will make progress to ensure that this gets done. And then there’s the voters.
Fucked fact: Lie-berman tells voters, during the 2006 Democratic primary debate in Connecticut, “[W]hat I'm saying to the people of Connecticut, I can do more for you and your families to get something done to make health care affordable, to get universal health insurance, to make America energy independent, to save your jobs and create new ones.”


Funny: Photo of knuckledragging sap one of Reuters’ “Pictures of the Decade”.
Facepalm: it’s the former pretzaldent of the US.

Turkey named "Liberty" surprises turkey Tipsy McStaggers at the annual turkey pardoning event at the White House, November 19, 2001.

Above: turkeys.

Keepin’ America safer

The patriots of the Bush misadministration only spent an hour kabulling together an Afghanistan report prior to handing it over to the Obama Administration

The upside is that this was one more hour than was spent reviewing the "Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside The U.S." memo.
Oh, snap! From Air America:
A "C" student move if ever there was one, this new information is shocking to no one. What better way to culminate almost eight years of neglect than to hurriedly assemble a last minute report like a college freshman scrambling to finish a term paper because he was too busy funneling beers.

Sen. Ted Kaufman, a former Biden aide, also said that Bush officials "threw some kind of report" on Afghanistan policy "to the transition team as they were going out the door." Kaufman also indicated that the Obama team did not put much stock in the report as it came from an administration that had spent years neglecting Afghanistan.

[Fawning dip] Bob Woodward reported that during his second term, [Resident Bunnypants] became so disengaged from the decision-making in both the Iraq and Afghanistan conflicts he helped spawn, he skipped key meetings on the conflicts saying, "I'm not in these meetings, you'll be happy to hear, because I got other things to do."

If only these "other things" included thinking.
The Deciderer, the engaged war preznit, had other things to do? Jeebus. I am both flabbergasted and not surprised by this. God, what an a-hole that man was. What a fucking disaster. And this clown is now doing the motivational-speaking-tour thing? ‘Nyuck! Even a complete fucktard kin be preznit! Haw!’ Criminey.


Did you guys catch Jane on Maddow last night? Re septic tank ratass snake shit Lie-man (R-BigPharma), the worst piece of shit in the stockyard of Congress forever! I hate that weaselly traitor rat bastard every single bit as much as everyone and anyone hates him only alll put together into one giganormous hair ball of rabid hate on fire ball the size of which hasn't been seen since the dinosaurs got wiped off the face of the planet when something similar landed in the frickin' Yucatan. He wastes oxygen on this planet and sucks sewage thru a supersize straw and chews it before swallowing and don't even get me STARTED on his swallowing, let alone his suckage!!!

so anyway,

Jane TRIPLE DOG DARES Blech! spewLincoln to join blowin' HoJoe in a health care filibuster.
She explains her dare (hit the link above) in this post and it's a beautiful thing. I'd be willing to bet that she has a plethora of that kinda campaign/election knowledge on any one of our blue dog enemies &/or their fuckin-cousin kiss n' tell connected at the anus rethugs. And she's so cute! when she's pounding nails into their entrails. CHECK IT OUT.

DO looky the vid.

fuckin BOLD, Jane!!!
one of my BEST POLIMOMENTS of 2009!!!

I always did since childhood to today love Amazon warrior women the best of ALL THE CHARACTERS in this and other worlds!

October 27, 2009

What a Fucking Surprise

Out of concern for the deficit, whining irrelevant self centered eunuch Joe Lieberman(I-Me) exposes his shriveled balls..

Sen. Joe Lieberman, the independent Democrat from Connecticut, emerged Tuesday afternoon from a meeting with his caucus as the center of attention -- again.

On his way in, he told reporters that if a public health insurance option was in the final health care bill, he would join a GOP filibuster to prevent it from getting an up or down vote.

Even though his wife is a lobbyist for Big Pharma, that never factored into his decision.
Simple Solution to all this bullshit: The elimination of the socialist, government-run insurance plan that covers Congress and their families.
Now cover up those tiny shriveled balls, Senator.
Now watch THIS prostrate exam.

As the Cognitve Processes Begin to Deteriorate.....

.......Synapses misfire, neurons malfunction and Lower Reichwingnuttia provides us with some classy entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen, fellow comrades, and loyal readers of this fine bloggy establishment, we are proud present for your pleasure:

What if George W. Bush had done that?

Clicky the linky, enjoy the batshit crazy comments and have fun. You know you want to.
The lengths I go to for you people.......

This ain't no party. This ain't no disco.

Quote of the day from hillbilly heroin addict, connoisseur of young Dominican boys and the leader of the Rushthuglibot party:
"So we stand by the fabricated quote because we know Obama thinks it anyway."
And who cares, Rush has sex with male goats.I just fabricated that, but I'm gonna stand by it, because we all know he's thinking it.
So bite me, bloviating fatass.

October 26, 2009

Al Franken schools healthcare liar



Orly Taitz & the birthers get rickrolled.

Keith Olbermann rips fucker Carlson a new cornchute

‘I‘m a little tired of the sanctimonious, amnesic crap from twats like Tucker Carlson…’

Did Fux Noise lie about their ratings?

The White House’s attack against the nutwork has sent Fox's ratings through the roof. And by ‘through the roof’ we mean ‘down’.

George Will to Cheney "YOU should have dithered, asshole"

Stuffy, pompous crank doesn’t care what dick thinks.

The conservative columnist went after Dick Cheney on Sunday, saying the Bush misadministration could have used some "dithering" before they invaded Iraq.

“A bit of dithering might have been in order before we went into Iraq in pursuit of non-existent weapons of mass destruction," Will said on ABC's This Week. "For a representative of the Bush administration to accuse someone of taking too much time is missing the point. We have much more to fear in this town from hasty than from slow government action."
Boy, when a conservaturd whore like George Will is telling you to shut your piehole, you've pretty much lost whatever shred of credibility you may have thought you had.

Fux News anchor goes off on Democratic Rep over "Fair and balanced" swipe

Fox: asking the tough questions... pussying out when they get the tough answers;

To The Fainting Couches!!

Oh the fauxrage! Now watch this drive

President Barack Obama has only been in office for just over nine months, but he's already hit the links as much as President Bush did in over two years.
CBS' Mark Knoller — an unofficial documentarian and statistician of all things White House-related — wrote on his Twitter feed that, "Today - Obama ties Pres. Bush in the number of rounds of golf played in office: 24.
Took Bush 2 yrs & 10 months."
Well isn't that nice...Hope he is having fun while he is still undecided about Afghanistan and while 14 of OUR children have died while he is PLAYING golf!
One can only hope that he can step up to the level of the previous POTUS and lie about not playing anymore.
Now THAT'S change we can believe in....whatfuckingever.

Is Fox Nooze the propaganda arm for the GOP?

How can you tell a Fux Noise contributor is lying?
His mouth is open. He’s breathing not yet in full rigor mortis.

From porkulant antichrist Karl Rove and Ditzoid Perino to serial adulterer Newt Gingrich and Mike Hucksterbee, Faux News is rife with former Bush misadministration liars, rethug candidates, and conservaturd consultants who 98% of the time go unchallenged whenever they open their fat lying yaps.

[T]hese individuals, typically hosted alone or on unbalanced panels, use their airtime to advance false and misleading claims about Democrats and progressives, as well as to fundraise -- further demonstrating that Fox is effectively a conservative political organization and not a legitimate news outlet.
Watch what you say, citizen… you’re giving aid to terrists with that kind of talk. Why do you hate our troops?
Several right-wing media figures have claimed that the Obama administration is criticizing Fox because the network asks "tough questions" and is "reporting the truth." This assertion is undermined by Fox News' extensive history of advancing falsehoods, repeatedly passing off GOP materials as news, doctoring quotes, and frequently engaging in outrageous attacks on President Obama, such as Glenn Beck's claim that he is a "racist" with a "deep-seated hatred for white people, or the white culture."
Or that the President is a fascistic blame-America-first socialist, a Muslim terrist-fist-bumper who was born in Kenya, and/or a Nazi communist who wants to kill veterans, your grandma, and your unborn babies. Chicago-style.

Next on Fux: papers found proving President Obama was born on another planet.

Backfire! Rebooblican delivers anti-Repuglican survey comments to Democrat

Heh. From TPM:

When North Carolina state senator Phil Berger (huurrrr-R) trucked a wheelbarrow stacked with Republican surveys into the governor's office, he thought he was delivering a neat blow to Democratic Gov. Bev Perdue.
But Berger, in his presumptuous jackassery, didn’t actually read them, much to his chagrin:
“I am embarrassed to be associated with this organization. Your tactics are disgusting and you're going to lose a generation of voters," said one.

"Stop wording questions so geared up to get the answers you want and start wording them to actually find out the people's opinion, not just confirm your own," read another.

“Leave my sheep alone, you sick fuck,” might have read a third.
A Dem spokeswoman also said she found a $50 check among the surveys, a campaign contribution made out to rethug Berger for “ethics classes” and a “smugectomy.” The governor's office will forward the check to him, she said, giggling.

Lou Dobbs doesn’t like brown people

Black people, yellow people, red people…

This week, CNN aired a new four-hour documentary called “Latino in America,” exploring how Latinos are reshaping American communities and culture. The broadcast sparked protests in cities around the country, including outside CNN’s headquarters in Atlanta, with minority groups calling on the network to fire anti-immigration crusader and serial misinformer Lou Dobbs.

CNN has not commented on the protests or covered them on its news programs. But not only has CNN ignored the Dobbs protests, the network edited out criticism of Dobbs.
Edited out criticism of Dobbs’ criticism of Latinos. From Latinos. In America.

I know there’s an effort on some of the lefty blogs to boycott Fux News. I’ve been boycotting CNN for months now. I’ve even stopped sending Wolf Blitzer (below) and John King samples of Vagisil.

Bill for Douchehat Day stuns fellow douchehats

Awwwww. Too fucking bad.

Glenn Beck Day in Mount Vernon, WA was an expensive lesson for this small town, as it found out the cost of hosting a controversial celebrity fucking turd.

It's on the hook for $17,748.85, mostly for 239 hours of police overtime. Isn't that a little steep for a one-day event*?
’We had to plan for all them America-hating hippie protesters,’ said the mayor, who wasn’t about to let some people get in the way of his asskissing boondoggle.

*It was an “early evening appearance,” not a one-day event. Oh, and only one person was arrested, for disorderly conduct. Reports that it was the mayor for jizzing all over Beck’s shoes were unconfirmed.

Did Fox Nooze lie about WH being ‘Nixonian’?

Remember the other day when the White House banned Faux Noise from an interview? When all the networks banded together and decided that none of their reporters would do the interview unless Fox was included? Yeah, well, about that…

Treasury spokesperson: "There was no plot to exclude Fox News -- they had the same interview that their competitors did.”

The network pool crew noticed Fox wasn't on theinterview list, was told that they hadn't asked and the crew said they needed to be included. Treasury called the White House and asked top Obama adviser Anita Dunn. Dunn said yes and Fox's Major Garrett was among the correspondents to interview Feinberg last night.

So in short, Fox fabricated a story to make themselves look like victims of a fabricated war on them being waged by the evil commie Obama. Now tell me, is that journalism?

We're Winning!!!!11!!

After eight years in Afuckistan, and longer than WWI and WWII combined, we are finally turning a corner:

Fourteen Americans were killed and more than 25 other people injured in two military helicopter crashes in Afghanistan on Monday, one of them an apparent mid-air collision, NATO said.
What is it good for? Absolutely NOTHIN'
Although defense contractors seem to be profiting quite well....


Well, let's see...
It seems the gov'mint can't just get H1N1 VAC'S here fast enough and now there's all a national emergency declared by Obi and everyone is supposed to be panicked and clamoring for the vaccines which have been delayed.

How about "When I can trust lettuce and fucking peanut butter, come back and we'll talk, but even THEN, probably NOT!!!!!"..re this from the LATimes on the 22nd:

"............. comes word from a new ABC News/Washington Post poll that almost four parents out of 10 do not believe the vaccine is safe and have no intention of allowing their children to receive it."

I'm just not loving what is looking like a GRRRREAT DEAL of over coziness (MORE than akin to outright in bedness) between our White House and Big Pharma............. There is no trust here for those particular BFF's.

Now, flu shots have always made ME sick anyway, and I DO acknowledge that that is not everyone's experience with them.... BUT

Even if that were not my individual case story, just a big ol' NO THE FUCK THANKS to the newest concoctions being mass manufactured somewhere overseas in bird eggs and then shipped here to be "squirt" up my nose.

I've doubled down on vitamins, minerals, Fish Oil, and hand wash and am staying far away as possible from crowds and gaggles of little kiddles, all I can.........

But trusting enough to actually take this chit when it finally DOES get here, well, just ain't gonna happen with me OR my family, move on down the road with that one please!

post script: if ya google pics of the H1N1, you'll find it WOULD make a pretty fun to make and easy and creative Halloween costume........ just sayin'.

October 23, 2009