November 30, 2007

Tulips on My Organ

The CNN/You Tube Republicunt debate was the very first time somebody not pledging a loyalty oath to the party on stage dared to ask a question that was loaded, or as the popular meme goes...planted. This one doesn't count because it was the Dem Debate.

Meanwhile, Art Van and several other Chinese furniture outlets are experiencing shortages of fainting couches due to unprecedented demand immediately after the CNN/You Tube Republicunt rich white man circle jerk.

Look!! Another 9-11!

America's 9-11 mayor isn't smiling as much these days:

Giuliani refused to take questions here today about allegations that travel expenses while having an affair with wife number three while still married to wife number two were picked up obscure city offices when he was mayor of New York City.“We’ve already explained it 911 times!” he said, walking past reporters on Rudy duty after a town hall meeting.
If he is afraid of reporters, how will he react to the islamocommienazijihadifascist radicals when they follow us home, behead our children, and rape the women before making burkas mandatory? Inquiring minds want to know.

Iran: The Most Dangerous PLANET on Earth?

Fighting off permanent irrelevancy and in the last throes of desperation, Joe Biden lets his mouth write a check that his ass can't cash.

"The president has no authority to unilaterally attack Iran, and if he does, as Foreign Relations Committee chairman, I will move to impeach," said Biden, whose words were followed by a raucous applause from the local audience.
If you're going to impeach George Bush, you better impeach (Vice President Dick) Cheney first," said Biden, again drawing applause.
Well, THAT ain't happenin'. And ya know why? Because it's the war of the worlds or some kind of bullshit like that:
Scarborough: "When you have [Iranian president Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad talking about obliterating Israel, talking about obliterating the United States, talking about building nuclear weapons, how we can't stop him. Saying just absolutely horrendous crazy things, sending Iranian forces into Iraq to kill American troops.
"And Joe Biden, who I like and respect, talking on the campaign trail about impeaching a commander in chief because of a decision that he may make against a madman," he continued. "And everybody knows that Ahmadinejad is a madman, and that Iran is one of the most dangerous planets on Earth."
Hey Scarbro, how does the koolaid taste? Guessing it's salty, like Cheney's flaccid cock, that's why you just can't get enough and keep going back for more.
I have a better idea, fucknozzle. Instead of impeachment we should try him for war crimes. Now watch a demostration of this FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION.
Die, rebel scum.

Suck on This!! A Little Longer, I'm Almost There

and I promise not to cum in your mouth....THIS time.
Last January, the commander guy/decider boldly proclaimed:

To establish its authority, the Iraqi government plans to take responsibility for security in all of Iraq's provinces by November.
Today must be one busy fucking busy day in Iraqnam. Of course Maliki, taking a lesson from his American overlords, intends to outsource said security Americans and Halliburton. In November....of the year the oil runs out.

November 29, 2007

Bizarro World Update: The Booming Economy

Amid all the doom and gloom being espoused about Presidunce McThrifty's economy from the left wing smear/hate sites, comes great news about the declining value of the dollar:

Given these assessments, it is more likely than not that the dollar is not falling. Rather, other currencies are rising. In such an environment, certain benefits flow to, not from, the United States.
How narrow sighted some of us can be! Certain benefits are flowing to us, such as rising prices for just about everything that we NEED along with stagnant wages. The Bush economy is BOOMING!
Many of us hateful unpatriotic libtards just refuse to accept that reality. How about you? How is the booming Bush economy benefiting YOU?

Your Worthless Media

This is only going to get worse, dudes:

A Washington Post article on how Sen. Barack Obama "has had to address assertions that he is a Muslim" reported that an "early rumor about Obama's faith came from Insight, a conservative online magazine. The Insight article said Obama had 'spent at least four years in a so-called madrassa, or Muslim seminary, in Indonesia' " [emphasis in original]. But rather than citing the investigative reports conclusively debunking the smear, or providing his own reporting on whether the school Obama attended was, in fact, a madrassa, Bacon reported only that "Obama denied the rumor," portraying the issue as a "he said/he said" dispute.
Give us a fucking break. That story has so thoroughly discredited that the only time it should be worthy of commentary is to illustrate just how lowly and corrupt right-wing media organizations are. But, here we are, six months later, pretending that there is an actual "debate" about reality. Pathetic.


Ruh Roh! Another Shitstorm For Amurka's Mayor.

...mistress used NYPD as taxi service.

Well before it was publicly known he was seeing her, then-married New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani provided a police driver and city car for his mistress Judith Nathan, former senior city officials tell the Blotter on

"She used the PD as her personal taxi service," said one former city official who worked for Giuliani.

New York papers reported in 2000 that the city had provided a security detail for Nathan, who became Giuliani's third wife after his divorce from Donna Hanover, who also had her own police security detail at the same time.

The former city officials said Giuliani expanded the budget for his security detail at the time. reported yesterday that many of the security expenses were initially billed to obscure city agencies, effectively hiding them from oversight.
See? This is why I love politics.

But anyway... seeing as Guiliani is never held accountable for anything whatsoever, this story will probably quickly disappear.

[more at the Blotter]


As Talkleft notes, Rudy might be in more trouble than he thinks:
[NY State Comptroller Alan Hevesi's] decision to step down came as Albany prosecutors were preparing to ask a grand jury to indict him on charges of defrauding the government and on other felonies stemming from his use of state employees as chauffeurs and aides to his wife, a law enforcement official said, charges that could have yielded a prison sentence had he been convicted.

I'm sure that for undisclosed 'national security reasons', though, Mr. Guiliani will not be punished for breaking a law. A felony, no less.


Fairly Imbalanced

Just out of morbid curiosity, I ventured over to the dark side to see what Fox "News" has to say about the latest Mayor 9-11 revelation.....nada, nothing zilch. But predictably they DID cover last nights Republicunt circle jerk.......ready? Heeeeeere ya go!!

CNN Allows Clinton Backer to Question GOP Candidates in YouTube Debate

And that is news because why? I wasn't aware that one is required to be from the same party to ask a question at a debate. Never mind.
To the fainting couches everybody....NOW!! Oh the outrage!!

B-b-b-but CLINTON!! and, ummm....9-11!

America's Mayor 9-11 and champion of Rich-Wing family values, Rudy Giuliani billed obscure agencies for trips while extramaritally banging current wife in a Southampton love shack. "Liberal Media" immediately applies Clinton Rules......or not.
24/7 Fox "News" coverage any time now...............
Clicky on the linky and go down to the comments to read a bunch of gems like this:

"I'm not certain what the point of this alleged "scandal" story is. Giuliani wasn't to take security with him when he left NYC? Giuliani should've never left NYC? Giuliani should've paid for his own security out of his own pocket? Where's the scandal? If only the same standard were held to the Clintons. Mrs. Clinton's missing Rose Law Firm billing records would've kept her out of the Senate - not to mention the Presidency.
Well of COURSE Rudy should be allowed to have a security detail accompany him while he has an affair because after all, the Clenis GOT A BLOW JOB!! And Hillary is a lesbian who killed Vince Foster. If only Sandy Berger hadn't stolen those records....wev.
Pa fucking thetic.

Still breaking: NYC taxpayers also paid for Rudy's penis enlargement (9-11") surgery and Cialis prescriptions (9-11mg). Oh, and the cost of the hotel rooms? Yup, $911 per night. You have a post 9-11 affair with the 9-11 money you have, not the 9-11 money you wish you had on 9-11. Anything else is pre 9-11 thinking.

For an uplifting view on the entire saga, read The Continuing Adventures of Rudy & Judi (Episode V) via res ipsa loquitur, teh funny!

November 28, 2007

Wingnut Lessons in Good Parenting.

If you're unlucky like me, you occasionally get some ridiculous chain email from some wingnut relative or co-worker of yours that assumes you and everyone he knows wants to hear how funny he thinks some racist/homophobic/sexist/xenophobic/jingoistic bullshit propaganda is. Over at my place, I've turned it into somewhat of a hobby, collecting and posting the best of the bunch. But the one I got yesterday takes the thoughtless right-wing knuckle dragging cake. By far. I've never really read anything quite like it.

--------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Asshole
Date: Nov 20, 2007 3:19 AM
Subject: Fwd: Why are we at war??
To: xxx
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:11:16 -0600
Subject: Why are we at war??

The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window.

He said "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?"

"I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied.

"OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President Bush."

Our son giggled and said "OK."

"Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country" my husband said.

"OK Dad, I'm pretending."

"Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and pretend you see Saddam come out of his house with his wife, he has her by the hair and is hitting her. You see her bleeding and crying. He hits her in the face, he throws her on the ground, then he starts to kick her to death. Their children run out and are afraid to stop him, they are screaming and crying, they are watching this but do nothing because they are kids and they are afraid of their father. You see all of this, son....what do you do?"


"What do you do son?"

"I'd call the police, Dad."

"OK. Pretend that the police are the United Nations. They take your call. They listen to what you know and saw but they refuse to help. What do you do then son?"

"Dad.......... but the police are supposed to help!" My son starts to whine.

"They don't want to son, because they say that it is not their place or your place to get involved and that you should stay out of it," my husband says.

"But Dad...he killed her!!" my son exclaims.

"I know he did...but the police tell you to stay out of it. Now I want you to look out that window and pretend you see our neighbor who you're pretending is Saddam turn around and do the same thing to his children."

"Daddy...he kills them?"

"Yes son, he does. What do you do?"

"Well, if the police don't want to help, I will go and ask my next door neighbor to help me stop him." our son says.

"Son, our next door neighbor sees what is happening and refuses to get involved as well. He refuses to open the door and help you stop him," my husband says.

"But Dad, I NEED help!!! I can't stop him by myself!!"

"WHAT DO YOU DO SON?" Our son starts to cry.

"OK, no one wants to help you, the man across the street saw you ask for help and saw that no one would help you stop him. He stands taller and puffs out his chest. Guess what he does next son?"

"What Daddy?"

"He walks across the street to the old ladies house and breaks down her door and drags her out, steals all her stuff and sets her house on fire and then... he kills her. He turns around and sees you standing in the window and laughs at you. WHAT DO YOU DO?"


"WHAT DO YOU DO?" Our son is crying and he looks down and he whispers, "I'd close the blinds, Daddy."

My husband looks at our son with tears in his eyes and asks him.


"Because Daddy.....the police are supposed to help people who needs them... and they won't help.... You always say that neighbors are supposed to HELP neighbors, but they won't help either...they won't help me stop him... I'm afraid.... I can't do it by myself Daddy..... I can't look out my window and just watch him do all these terrible things'm just going to close the blinds.... so I can't see what he's doing........and I'm going to pretend that it is not happening."

I start to cry. My husband looks at our nine year old son standing in the window, looking pitiful and ashamed at his answers to my husband's questions and he says...


"Yes, Daddy."

"Open the blinds because that man.... he's at your front door... "WHAT DO YOU DO?"

My son looks at his father, anger and defiance in his eyes. He balls up his tiny fists and looks his father square in the eyes, without hesitation he says: " I DEFEND MY FAMILY DAD!! I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM HURT MOMMY OR MY SISTER, DAD!!! I'M GONNA FIGHT HIM, DAD, I'M GONNA FIGHT HIM!!!!!"

I see a tear roll down my husband's cheek and he grabs our son to his chest and hugs him tight, and says. .. " It's too late to fight him, he's too strong and he's already at YOUR front door should have stopped him BEFORE he killed his wife, and his children and the old lady across the way. You have to do what's right, even if you have to do it alone, before its too late." my husband whispers. THAT scenario I just gave you is WHY we are at war with Iraq. When good men stand by and let evil happen son, THAT is the greatest atrocity in the world. "YOU MUST NEVER BE AFRAID TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALONE!" BE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! BE PROUD OF OUR TROOPS!! SUPPORT THEM!!! SUPPORT AMERICA SO THAT IN THE FUTURE OUR CHILDREN WILL NEVER HAVE TO CLOSE THEIR BLINDS..."

This should be printed in every newspaper and posted in every school in America. Of course that won't happen so we'll use the internet. If your blinds are closed do nothing with this email. If they are open I do not need to tell you what to do.

Hitler would be proud.


Let the Eagle Saor....

and it shits on your toupee.

Shorter John Ashcroft: If waterboarding doesn't kill me then nya nya nanahhh na, It's NOT torture
Speaking of torture.....

Darth Cheney's Impending Wargasm is Getting Closer

Iran claims another long-range missile
The Reich Wing Fascist Neocons will scream bloody murder that this missile is a threat to white civilization as we know it, but it is really a deterrent. Iran is smart enough to know what will happen if they start a war. Glass parking lot.
All Iran is doing is making it clear to these blood crazed neanderthals that an invasion of Iran will cost much more than the invasion of Iraq did.
So now, we must nuke Iran before they get the knowledge to make a nuke.

Related News: Ahmadinejad offers to be an observer at US presidential election. Heh, why not? It couldn't be any worse than the last two.

A Great Stocking Stuffer or Whatever Stuffer

The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12" tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: "I Am Not Gay." His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses... even the famous "wide stance" the Senator refers to.
Best of all, THE ACTION FIGURE TALKS! Press the button, and he delivers a portion of his Press Conference...
"Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement: 'I am not gay. I never have been gay."
Get your very own Senator Wide Stance action figure HERE.

Call today, don't delay, call NOW!

Dems Vow To do.....Nothing While Expressing Faux Outrage

Edwards: No Permanent Bases Maybe
Clinton: No Permanent Bases Yeah, right.
Obama: No Permanent Bases Depending on what Hillary says
Dodd: No Permanent Bases Who?

Sternly worded letter coming soon.

Presidunce McStinky Strikes Again

Have at it......almost too easy isn't it?

H/T: dubyaD40

November 27, 2007

O'Reilly Busting Another Nut Over Something He Knows Nothing About.

(Seems to be a theme.)

Big Pappa foams at the mouth over a movie he admits he's never seen, nor will.

Bill O'Reilly is still going after Mark Cuban over the Brian DePalma film "Redacted," a film which he has vowed not to see and urges his followers to picket. He paints his faux outrage in red, white and blue patriotism and heaps scorn on Cuban, calling him a "pinhead," but of course, being Bill O'Reilly, he's misrepresenting the whole issue; it's just what he does.

O'Reilly's been hiding under his desk since Cuban offered to debate him about the movie, presumably because he's misrepresenting and knows it, and because the proposed venue is Keith Olbermann's Countdown and O'Reilly dasn't dare give KO the exposure and subsequent ratings boost.
Bill will never debate anyone outside the comfy confines of his studio, where he's always got one finger on his mute button.

Here's to hoping O'Reilly's "boycott" goes over as well as his French boycott did. (France is a third-world economy now, right? That'll learn 'em.)



Not Seen on Fox Business Yet...

'Twelve Days of Christmas' gets costly

The cost for all that stuff in "The 12 Days of Christmas" is $78,100 this year. The cost is up 4 percent from $75,122 last year. The milking maids saw the biggest increase. The good news? A partridge in a pear tree is still the same price.

Further proof that radical left wing liberals are winning the War on Christmas. Suck on THIS!!

Nobody Could Have Aniticipated Permanent Bases In Iraq

Iraq to offer US permanent bases, long-term presence

Iraq's government, seeking protection against foreign threats and internal coups, will offer the U.S. a long-term troop presence in Iraq in return for U.S. security guarantees as part of a strategic partnership, two Iraqi officials said Monday......
Preferential treatment for U.S. investors could provide a huge windfall if Iraq can achieve enough stability to exploit its vast oil resources. Such a deal would also enable the United States to maintain leverage against Iranian expansion at a time of growing fears about Tehran's nuclear aspirations.
Permanent Bases....WTF? It's official now.
The Chimperor and Darth Cheney have won their war of conquest and turned Iraq into a permanent colonial dependency of the American Empire. Finally, the real Mission Accomplished. Meanwhile, the sheeple in the United States of Amnesia collectively yawn.

Do these fucktwits think they are being clever by not calling it a treaty, so that Congress has no say in the matter? Ooops, my bad.

Gory Scene

Reuters: Bush stood silently next to Gore during the group photo and the White House declined to comment on their chat.

U.L.:Teh Chimperor looks as comfortable as a whore in church with a line of customers waiting outside.

Your turn, you guys and can do better than that.


For your consideration...

Yes, I've been bored.


I am a Creationist.

Your world frightens and confuses me.


November 26, 2007

Headline News

Indeed, These Are Ironic Times.

At Piss Off Bush Summit.

Iraq: Majority of Foreign Fighters From Libya, Saudi Arabia

And United States.
U.S. Reviewing Aid to Pakistan
Musharraf may need additonal funds to suppress opponents of martial law.
Bhutto Now Free to Move About the Cabin
But advised to keep seat belt fastened.

Study: Real Cost of Wars $1.6 Trillion

Not the measly $816 billion administration claims.
Study Naming Detroit “Most Dangerous City” Angers Locals
Makes them want to go out, get a gun and kill somebody.

Book: Former Press Secretary McClellan Admits He Lied for President

White House disparages “absurd allegations of admitted liar.”

Toys With Lead Paint, OtherHazards Still on Shelves in U.S.

Merchants “swear” they'll all be gone by Christmas.

Wall Street Bonuses Set Record

Things haven't been this good since 1929.
Oil Approaches $100 a Barrel
White House blames Jimmy Carter.

Another Terrist Attack Thwarted!!

Fairly imbalanced Fox and Friends breathlessly reports that brown skinned islamocommienazimessicanjihadifascists were tunneling directly into U.S. Army base from Mexico. Story based largely on "raw, uncorroborated information" from a source of "unknown reliability."

Happiness is a Warm Gun

In the desperate, last throes of his abbreviated and uninspiring campaign for the fascist party nomination for president, Hollywood Grampa Daddy Fred panders to the gun nuts in the land of Eden:

White House hopeful Fred Thompson called his trip down an aisle of rifles, shotguns and pistols at a gun show Saturday "a day in paradise," and criticized his leading Republican opponents for past positions on gun control and abortion.
A campaign spokesperson stated that the only reason he is sucking up is because Fox "News" Fox is biased against him.
Earth to houndog face: Size matters.

Hootie McBoobalicious with her dream liberal

Trickle Down Economics 101

In an astoudingly dramatic testament that the Bu$hco economy is booming, Six THOUSAND patriotic Americans showed up a new Walmart apply for three hundred job openings.

Just remember, every 2 days of work at Wal-Mart just might make enough for a tank of gas!

International Bullheadedness Competition

We're Number One!

Supporters of the Kyoto Protocol were gleeful on Saturday after Australian elections left the United States in the wilderness as the only major economy to boycott the UN's climate pact.
USA! USA! USA! Leading the entire world in.....arrogance.

Trent Lott: Newest GOP Sex Fiend?

It's too early to say, but a lot of people are wondering if Trent Lott's sudden "retirement" has anything to do with the "explosive" sex story Larry Flynt has been teasing for a month now.

Pretty please, Jesus, let it be true.

Big Head DC hears that Hustler’s Larry Flynt may have played a role in the sudden and unexpected announcement of the resignation of Sen. Trent Lott this morning. Flynt was already involved earlier this year in uncovering Sen. David Vitter’s involvement with the so-called DC Madam escort service. He has said he would reveal more “huge” tawdry politico sex scandals by year’s end.

Some are speculating that a sex scandal is involved in the odd Trent development, although the unofficial spin is that the exit of the Republican Senate Minority Whip may be linked to a new post-Senate career lobbying law that takes effect at the end of the year. He is believed to be in good health.


David Brooks Might As Well Just Have Poop Fall Out of His Mouth When He Talks.

It might be more intelligent.

On St. McCain:

Brooks: “…Independents actually do like him, Democrats actually do like him, which is helpful if you’re going to run in a general election. And fourth, he passed a character test recently. When the Iraq war was in it’s darkest days, chaos everywhere, he was for the surge when a lot of his competitors were sitting around, waiting for someone else to take the lead…”

Bitch, please. McCain is a pandering asshole, who pissed any remaining dignity he had left long ago. No one is buying your horseshit, David. Go away.


November 25, 2007

Our Nuts Are Bigger!!

In a bold, diplomatic move to ensure that Israel remains the dominant nookuleer power in the middle east, US Demands Israelis Stop Eating Iranian Muslim Pistachios.

"As a proud native of the golden state (California), I think Israelis should eat American nuts, not Iranian ones," said Stewart Tuttle, spokesliar for the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv.
This is just nuts. (ugghhh)

Really, Really Desperate Throes

Top al-Qaeda militant arrested: police
This must be the one thousandth "Top al-Qeada" to be arrested or killed since we were greeted as liberators with showers of flowers.
In related news, al-Qaeda Attacks California again.

November 24, 2007

Waaaa....On CATURDAY??

Are you talkin' to me? Are you effin' talkin' to ME?

Water Board and Multi-Trillion Dollar Quagmire Sold Seperately.

Here's a nice gift for your ironic hipster friends this year.

Including such memorable phrases as "I believe what I said yesterday. I don’t know what I said. But I know what I think. I assume that’s what I said.” and "The question you asked is not a question I can answer".



Another phony soldier speaks out:

Retired Army Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, the top commander in Iraq shortly after the fall of Baghdad, said this week he supports Democratic legislation that calls for most troops to come home within a year.
Why does General Sanchez hate America?

Surge Protection

Yet another sign that the insurgent terrorist, radical islamocomminazijihadifascists are in The Last Throes of Desperation.

Two bombs exploded hours apart Friday in a central Baghdad pet market and a police checkpoint in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul, killing 26 people and wounding dozens, officials said.The attacks were among the deadliest in recent weeks, underscoring warnings by senior U.S. commanders that extremists still pose a threat to Iraq's fragile security despite a downturn in violence since a U.S.-Iraqi security plan began in mid-February.
We're winning!
Predictable Bonus: Iran Did It


Lieberman Says We're Winning!!! Again!!!

About Face!

After a shitty policy of demanding signing bonuses from wounded soldiers is exposed, the Army says just kidding

A soldier whose injuries in Iraq forced him to leave the military early "inadvertently" received a letter from the Army asking him to repay a portion of his sign-up bonus, the military said.
And I'll "inadvertently" cum in your mouth.

November 23, 2007

While Maru is away, this is where the undie lib will play.

Scotty Flip Flops

It depends on what the definition of Plausible Deniability is:

McClellan doesn’t suggest that Bush deliberately lied to him about Libby’s and Rove’s involvement in the leak, said Peter Osnos, founder and editor-in-chief of Public Affairs Books, which is publishing McClellan’s memoir next year.”He told him something that wasn’t true, but the president didn’t know it wasn’t true,” Osnos said in a telephone interview. “The president told him what he thought to be the case.”
The presidunce didn't inhale or swallow either. Un. Fucking. Believable.

Freedom is on the March.....Out!

The Coalition of the dwindling is getting smaller than a Republicunt weenie:

New Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk confirmed in a speech to parliament Friday that Warsaw would pull its 900 troops out of Iraq in 2008.
"We have decided that 2008 is the year in which the withdrawal of our troops from Iraq will both begin and end," the liberal Tusk said in his first policy speech since defeating Poland's conservative government in a snap election last month.
Hey, Poland forgot YOU, Pretzelnut McDimshit. In other news,"Freedom Sausage" to replace Polish Sausage.


I thought it was al kayda that we were fighting. Apparently not?:

BAGHDAD — Saudi Arabia and Libya, both considered allies by the United States in its fight against terrorism, were the source of about 60 percent of the foreign fighters who came to Iraq in the past year to serve as suicide bombers or to facilitate other attacks, according to senior American military officials.
What happened to Iran?

Who Would Jesus Exploit?

Sweet blessed virgin mother of God! Churches sell sweatshop crosses

A labor rights group alleged Tuesday that crucifixes sold in religious gift shops in the U.S. are produced under "horrific" conditions in a Chinese factory with more than 15-hour work days and inadequate food.
But really, the one true church needs the money to pay off all of those abuse settlements.

Jebus wept.

November 21, 2007

From I think.

Holiday wishes

Hay everyone, all of us wish you a safe and happy holiday! I'll be taking a week off for vacation, but the rest of our excellent team will be here. See you all soon! ♥♥♥

World’s Worst Book Title winner

... is “Cooking With Pooh.”

It barely beat out “Letting It Go: a History of American Incontinence,” “The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification” and “Everything You’ll Need to Remember About Alzheimer’s.”
Sadly, the George W Bush autobiography "Destined for Destiny" did not make the cut.

Because ... it changed everything

The Hero of 9/11, invoking September 11th, pays firefighter to support him. Otherwise the terrists win. 9/11.


Democrats: Saint Cletus Thompson is like a NASCAR driver -- just goes around in circles, then either runs out of gas or crashes and burns.

Or they should have, anyway.

"Pepcid! Aspercreme! Desenex!"

The Gay Agenda Simplified

What, do you suppose is the most popular topic on Conservapedia? If you guessed Ronald Reagan, you are wrong.

Most viewed pages
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Heh....Gay bowel Syndrome? As if we didn't have enough to be scared shitless of with the impending invasion of the beheading islamocommienazijihadi hordes, NOW we have to be on the lookout for Gay Bowel Syndrome.

Americans enter holidays in a bad mood: poll

Country ready to rip their Thanksgiving turkeys' heads off, shit down their necks. "Bush is not focused enough on people's problems at home," the Duh! Institute reports.

Americans enter the holiday season in a dark mood, with economic worries and a lack of confidence in government fueling growing pessimism, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday.
"Happy fucking holiday, you fucking cunt!" screamed one despondent respondent during the phone survey.


Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday that Dimbulb McDumbass, posterchild for retroactive abortions, belonged in a mental asylum for referring to the possibility of World War Three happening if Iran developed nuclear weapons.


Time magazine rejected slime-merchant and lying sack of shit as columnist, human being

Via Jane at fdl:

For its part, Time magazine said nothing publicly about Rove’s arrival at Newsweek, but a well-placed source told me that Bob Barnett had traveled to the Time-Life building on Sixth Avenue to offer Rove’s services before Newsweek snared them.

Time’s editors apparently felt the cost/benefit analysis wouldn’t be in their favor if they embraced the man who has done more than anyone to keep the spirit of Joe McCarthy alive and well in American politics. (Read Joshua Green’s definitive profile from the Atlantic in 2004.)

“Time thought this wouldn’t be like hiring George Stephanopoulos,” my source explained. “They think Karl is essentially like an unindicted coconspirator in a whole string of felonies.”

Former Bush enabler: preznit lied like hell in CIA leak case

"I was deceived by the White House."

Sure you were.

Short-fingered, morally bankrupt former White House press secretary Scott McClellan blames Preznit Integritude and Dick Cheney for efforts to mislead the public about the role of White House aides in leaking the identity of CIA operative Valerie Plame.
Heckuva job, Snottie!

Update: Chris Dodd is calling for the new AG to investigate Bush for making McClellan lie.

Resurgent Taliban closing in on Kabul

"b.s. alert!" screams RimJob's fretards.

The conflict in Afghanistan has reached "crisis proportions," with the resurgent Taliban present in more than half the country and closing in on Kabul, a report said on Wednesday. If NATO, the lead force operating in Afghanistan, is to have any impact against the insurgency, troop numbers will have to be doubled to at least 80,000, the report said.
We've got th' enemy on the run!! They can run but they can't hide!
"The Taliban has shown itself to be a truly resurgent force," the Senlis Council, an independent think-tank with a permanent presence in Afghanistan, wrote in a study entitled "Stumbling into Chaos: Afghanistan on the brink."
Yeah, they sound like quite the shady outfit. Why should we believe them?