July 31, 2009
Some idiot at the ironically-named conservatard site newsrealblog makes shit up:
While the rest of the left wing media has gotten bored with the topic and has long since returned to its favorite subject – namely, the cult-like hero-worship directed toward Barack Obama...What! Why, just this morning they were still discussing the latest bad poll numbers of our racist, old-people-killing President!
Where do they get this shit? And why are they being paid to do it?
Posted by maru at 7/31/2009 04:05:00 PM
Sorry, boss, I'm not coming in today. The universe is expanding.
I thought it was hysterical when Woody Allen freaked out over this in one of his old movies, but it turns out ol' Woody was a piker. One of the stupidest men on the planet has boldly gone a step further.... into uber-tardness. From the moist darkness of his mom's basement, hopelessly clutching a half-eaten bag of Cheetos, the doughy pantload, jowls aquiver, asks 'why spend money fighting global warming when we’re just gonna get squished by meteors?'
The year is 2109. Celebrations continue as mankind’s heroic, century-long, quintillion-dollar effort to lower the global mean temperature by 1 degree has paid off: July 2109 is just as hot as July 2009. Few can contain their jubilation. But even as the carbon-neutral champagne corks fly, the sky darkens. A projectile of a different kind is coming our way...Jeebus. And who needs health care? What about if we get attacked by giant beetles?? Has anyone thought of THAT??? Goldbaggery at Whiskey Fire:
So horrendous is the calamity that some even wonder if the enormous investment in fending off climate change might not have been better spent.
Jonah Goldberg citing "science writer Gregg Easterbrook" (I wish I were dead) is not merely to square stupid, nor to cube stupid, but to enter entirely new dimensions of stupid, the quantum-moronoverse, the stupidularity, or something.Space rocks are coming to kill us! Why isn't anyone doing anything about it!!! This is impo... But, whew, like a bad fart in a windstorm, or a meteor, it passed. The whole we're all gonna die a fiery death!! thing, not the stupidity. Here's today's POS he got paid for at towndump.com -- you can almost picture him typing this, dressed in his Kirk pjs, imaging himself scoring some hot space-babes who don't yet realize he's a stupid fucking no-talent sweatstain with a negligible dick:
In one of my favorite episodes of "Star Trek," Captain Kirk is mistaken for a god by inhabitants of a planet of Native Americans (it's a long story). The illusion works for Kirk until a jealous shaman cuts Kirk's hand, revealing that the divine being is just a man after all. "Behold! A god who bleeds!" the shaman mocks, exposing Kirk as a fraud to the rest of the tribe. It may sound like a stretch -- and, let's be fair, it is -- but I keep thinking of that episode when I look Barack Obama's poll numbers these days....I love 7-minute brownies, but no matter. What a fucking moron. 'The Obama presidency is over' because its become obvious he's not A GOD. Hurrrrrrrrrrr. Crucial point my ass. For a human being, President Obama has done pretty goddamn well in starting to put this country back together after the disastrous Bush/Cheney fail-meteor, you idiot.
All presidents go through rough patches, and Obama's no exception. Odds are his poll numbers will get better -- and worse -- in the years to come. All of this is typical.
But this misses a crucial point: Obama isn't supposed to be a typical politician. He was supposed to be The One. He was supposed to change Washington. Transcend race. Fix souls. Bake 12-minute brownies in seven minutes.
Next stupid Doughy Pantload column: "Belly-button lint: collectible or curse?"
Posted by maru at 7/31/2009 04:00:00 PM
July 30, 2009
Posted by maru at 7/30/2009 04:03:00 PM
Plus they're eating each other alive if they don't toe the company line of complete and utter stupidity.
After the denizens at freetardrepublic spent a good part of yesterday discussing Prez Obama's eligibility by questioning Hawaii's statehood (insert face-plant here!), someone named Frank F at pajamasmedia wrote a satirical piece called "Birthers Have a Point: Is Hawaii Really a State?"
"Also, it’s well established that the Hawaiians are serial liars, and they could be lying about Obama now just like when they set off bombs at Pearl Harbor and blamed it on the Japanese....."Today he got smeared, along with fellow conservaturd and anti-birfer Hugh Hewitt, as "dumbass" and "turncoat Republican." Awesome.
Posted by maru at 7/30/2009 04:01:00 PM
Sen. David 'diapers' Vitter, with a straight face: "I'm on the side of conservatives getting back to core conservative values." Ahem.
Vitter is an unusual standard-bearer for the “conservative values” wing of the Republican party. As Steve Benen writes, “[E]very time Vitter mentions the word ‘values,’ it elicits the same response: ‘Aren’t you that ‘family-values’ guy who got caught with prostitutes?’”Maybe I missed something: did he say core values or whore values? Though I guess its the same thing IYAR.
Posted by maru at 7/30/2009 04:01:00 PM
Powell and CNN geezer Larry King discuss the spineless butthorns of the repuglican party --
POWELL: I can handle Rush's criticism. But the problem I'm having with the party right now is when he says things that I consider to be completely outrageous, I respond to it, but other members of the party quiver in their sagging dress-socks and continue to take it up the ass.(Slightly paraphrased)
KING: Do you think they're afraid to take him on?
POWELL: Duh! Jeebus, King, you fucking senile? I know a number of instances where sitting members in Congress or elsewhere in positions of responsibility in the party, made light criticism of Rush and within 24 hours they were backing away because of the dittomonkey support for the gasbag. Fucking retards.
Demonization of RINO Powell by Limbaugh, freetards in 3... 2... 1....
Posted by maru at 7/30/2009 03:58:00 PM
July 29, 2009
Bill Kristol: Government-run health care is bad.
Jon Stewart: Why do we give our troops government-run health care then?
Kristol: Because the troops deserve the best health care in the world.
Posted by maru at 7/29/2009 04:07:00 PM
Tennessee rebooblican State Senator Paul Stanley palin'd out on Tuesday to spend more time with his family. His actual, wronged family:
"Due to recent events, I have decided to focus my full attention on my family and resign my Senate seat effective August 10," Republican Paul Stanley wrote in his resignation letter.The "recent events"? Getting caught adulterously boning an intern, and then getting blackmailed over the sex tapes.
Court records show that Stanley, 47, told agents investigating a blackmail case that he had a sexual relationship with intern McKensie Morrison. Her boyfriend, Joel Watts, is charged with trying to extort $10,000 from Stanley in April in return for explicit photos of Morrison that Stanley had taken.Fun fact: Stanley "sponsored failed measures to ban gay couples from adopting children. He also spoke out against funding for Planned Parenthood because he said unmarried people should not have sex." *snicker *
Ah, those repuglicans & their moral values -- an inspiration to us all.
Posted by maru at 7/29/2009 04:03:00 PM
Marking yet another milestone in its shameful decline, the WaComPo defends its coverage of the loony-tune birther movement. The BM, as it were.
Yesterday during an online chat, Washington Poo reporter Ben Pershing was asked why “birthers” and other idiotic conspiracy theorists such as those claiming that former top Clinton White House aide Vince Foster was murdered “get play on the real media” while others such as the “9/11 Truthers” don’t. Pershing:Jeebus."Perhaps because there is an actual videotape of the planes hitting the World Trade Center that billions of people around the world have seen, while there is no videotape of Obama being born in Hawaii or Vince Foster committing suicide."
There's no videotape of Jeebus being born either, idiot.
Posted by maru at 7/29/2009 04:02:00 PM
The ironically-named American Thinker continues to give Americans, thinkers a bad name. Here, some deluded bint (who seems to be masquerading as "printboy" at fark) one-handedly pecks out a paean to slackjawed dodo Caribou Barbie:
Sarah Palin's Farewell Address as Governor of Alaska Sunday was no farewell address at all. It was just the beginning; it was a commencement address. Her speech embodied what a great American sounds like, and what a President ought to sound like.The fuck? And weren't she and her hubby members of the Alaska Secessionist Party?
First and foremost, she thanked our brave men and women defending this great nation and ripped the media, warning: "You represent what could and should be a respected, honest profession that could and should be a cornerstone of our democracy. Democracy depends on you, and that is why, that's why our troops are willing to die for you. So, how about, in honor of the American soldier, you quit makin' things up?"How fucking articulate. Oh, and when exactly did anyone make up shit about her again? How about, in honor of the American soldier, you quit makin' things up, you imbecilic bumpkin. The both of you.
There was no way she could stay on as Governor, as she was unable to fulfill her duties while the leftists in America had her tied up in bogus lawsuits (all of which she won).What "leftists"? It was the repugs in her own state. And with that record, or if she had done nothing wrong, why quit as governor?
The left is calling her a "quitter." She is just the opposite, my friends. Sarah Palin is a fighter, a winner. And she is getting into the fight.Earth to asshole: she quit. How does quitting = fighting?
Sarah Palin is a Great American.Oooooh, in caps! Unfortunately, she spelled 'grate' wrong.
She is the leader Americans need. She is the leader the tea parties need. In closing, Palin said, "G-d bless America." Have you ever heard Obama utter those words?*cough choke* Oh good God. It amazes me that people take idiots like these so seriously. Is this rag actually written by and for elementary-school kids? Maybe they should get some professional help. From the editors of Tiger Beat.
Posted by maru at 7/29/2009 04:01:00 PM
Maureen Dowd: Lipsticked barracuda is in reality a whinging, pissy, Nixon-like diva.
Sarah Palin has now morphed into what the Republicans always caricatured Hillary Clinton as: preachy, screechy and angry.pwn3d.
Sarah, who was once a blazingly confident media darling, came across as aggrieved, paranoid and press-loathing in her new role as bizarre babe-at-large, a Nixon with hair extensions ranting about “American apologetics,” which sounds like a cross between apologists and Dianetics.
Sarah once criticized Hillary for being a whiny presidential contender, arguing that women who want “to progress this country” should not complain about being under a “sharper microscope,” but instead should just work harder to prove themselves capable. Now Sarah is a whiny presidential contender, complaining about the sharper microscope that women wanting to progress this country are under and rejecting advice to work harder to prove herself capable.
In her cuckoo speech in Fairbanks, Sarah warned Alaskans to “be wary of accepting government largess. It doesn’t come free.” Funny coming from a woman who charged the Alaskan taxpayers every time she worked from Wasilla.
Posted by maru at 7/29/2009 03:57:00 PM
July 28, 2009
Senile crank and noted douchebag Jim Bunning announced on Monday he would not seek re-election, turnips, handsome young fellas to come over an' mow his lawn.
"Some of the leaders of the Republican Party in the Senate have done everything in their power to dry up my fund-raising," said the incontinent curmudgeon, 77. "The simple fact is that I have not raised the blueberries necessary to rooter an doogadget flummery for the U.S. whatsit."Good riddance, asswipe.
Bonus: Bunning was rated as one of "America's five worst Senators" in 2006 by Time magazine, his fellow Senators, and his own staff, and the same in 2009 by Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and his own Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell.
Posted by maru at 7/28/2009 04:05:00 PM
With nothing else pressing going on at the moment, politicians decide to take 'stupid' to the next level:
The House resolution to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Hawaiian statehood -- which included language recognizing the state as President Obama's birthplace, in a none-too-subtle jab at the Birthers -- passed this evening by a 378-0 vote.That they even had to THINK about doing this still astounds me. I want to smack the living shit out of all of them. But that's just me.
Among the Yes votes: Rep. Bill Posey (R-Hurrrrrr), the lead sponsor of the infamous "Birther Bill" to require presidential candidates to present their birth certificates, and who had previously said he wouldn't "swear on a stack of Bibles" that Obama is a natural-born American citizen.
Posted by maru at 7/28/2009 04:01:00 PM
July 27, 2009
So, what's up today? Besides the AW from AK?
Posted by maru at 7/27/2009 11:19:00 PM
Amusing wingnut-mania coming to a mature, rational, deliberative legislative body representing you soon.
Normally, this should piss me off, but after years of watching the rethugs play this childish posturing, procedural bullshit, it's nice to see one of ours do the same.
The measure Abercrombie will introduce commemorates the 50th anniversary of Hawaii’s statehood. But here’s the rub, his spokesman tells me: It describes Hawaii as Barack Obama’s birthplace.
“In the language of the resolution, there is a statement that Hawaii is the birthplace of the 44th President of the United States,” Abercrombie spokesman Dave Helfert confirms.
That confronts House GOPers with a choice: They can vote for the measure, and endorse the idea that Obama was born in Hawaii, which could earn the wrath of birthers. Or they can vote against commemorating the 50th state’s joining of our blessed Union. Or GOPers can skip the vote, but that could look nutty.
Call the fucking waaaaahmbulance already.
Stay tuned, this should be funny shit.
Sorry about the lack of posts, but the drama gods have decided to inflict their wrath upon me lately and why, I don't know. Regular programming to resume soon as possible.
I miss you guys.
Hugs and awkward gropes,
U.L. aka Undielib
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 7/27/2009 08:59:00 PM
July 25, 2009
Sunday school teacher and hypocrite-at-large makes amateur porn with young intern.
Another day, another conservative, family-values Rethuglibot scandal demonstrating his superior morality and impeccable family values
In a sworn affidavit, a Tennessee state investigator has said that Stanley admitted to having a "sexual relationship" with a 22-year-old female intern working in his office, and to taking nude pictures of her in "provocative poses" in his apartment.Just another chapter in the the never-ending parade of hypocrisy that is known as the Republican party. Look for Fox "News" to briefly mention the transgressions of Paul Stanley (D).
Stanley was the sponsor of a bill last session to ban gay adoptions. Because after all, you don't want children in a home without firm, Christian family values.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 7/25/2009 02:30:00 PM
July 24, 2009
Last night on Twitter we imagined Rush Limbaugh pounding away like an enraged walrus as he tried to get off. No, don't ask. Today, instead of an asshole, we bring you a facehole:
Michael Jackson's fake nose missing, reports fake news organization.
Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, according a report -- and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue.
Left behind was a small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage, said witnesses who saw the King of Pop's body on the autopsy table.-- brrrrrrrrrr. From the NY comPost.
Posted by maru at 7/24/2009 04:28:00 PM
A new ABC News-WaComPo poll finds that 53 percent of 'Merica-hatin' 'Mericans view Sarah Palin as an attention-whoring dimwit who doesn't have what it takes to lead or breathe without post-it note reminders stuck to her clothes.
Alaska's soon-to-be-ex-governor loses ground among Republicans, white evangelicals.Suck it, pukes.
A majority of Americans, including some republicans, hold a negative view of the imbecilic bumpkin, and there is broad public doubt about her leadership skills and understanding of complex issues, presenting problems for her political future.
Posted by maru at 7/24/2009 04:27:00 PM
Rethug: 'Our opposition to health care is just pure politics.'
Half the Party of No's opposition to health care comes not from policy differences with the Democrats but purely from a desire to score political points against President Barack Obama, the News of the Duh reports.Why do republitards hate America?
George Voinovich (R-OH) said on Wednesday that a desire to prevent the Democratic president from scoring a historical victory with a public health plan accounts for at least 50 percent of the Morally Bankrupt Party's opposition to the plan.
Posted by maru at 7/24/2009 04:25:00 PM
President Obama's soaring popularity has significantly boosted attitudes toward the United States in Europe, Latin America, Africa, Asia, Antartica, Australia and almost some of Arabia.
Across much of the world, the first five months of Obama's presidency essentially erased the battering the USA's image took during eight nightmarish years of the Bush misadministration, according to the study by Pew's Global Attitudes Project released Thursday."People were just really happy to see Bush gone," former secretary of State Madeleine Albright almost said. "Christ, did that asshole suck wads."
Posted by maru at 7/24/2009 04:22:00 PM
Pat 'pride and prejudice' Buchanan points out that white men -- by 100% -- were the ones who signed the Declaration of Independence. Hmmmm. Wonder what all them black and brown folk were doing back then that could've possibly prevented them from participating…
Posted by maru at 7/24/2009 04:16:00 PM
And neither will "news" orgs who should know better. This is what greeted me when I logged into YahooNews this morning, complete with photo of this snarling, obese grublike creature.
"Six months after Barack Obama's inauguration, a persistent and noisy legion of doubters won't let go of an already debunked claim — that he is actually a foreign-born, illegal president."Hurrrrrrrrrrr.
This is particularly rich, coming from pMSNBC. Last night I had to turn the TV off in disgust when Chris Matthews brought out felon and noted gpuke crackpot G Gordon Liddy to comment on this nonsense. Liddy! In one of the most shameful cases of spineless pandering evar -- like its not bad enough that they're even talking about this -- they invite the frothing posterchild of depraved rightwingnut conspiracy-morons. This is what passes for journalism these days. Good gravy.
Liddy, of course, lied, like the true rethug he is. Thank God there are a few who aren't completely retarded:
"I've stopped laughing," New York Daily News columnist Errol Louis wrote Thursday. "Too many political and media leaders are deliberately fanning the flames of ignorance and fear, and they should be ashamed."
GOP consultant John Feehery suggested that [CNN's rabid fuckwit Lou] Dobbs and other broadcast figures were seeking to capitalize on the controversy to boost ratings.Indeed.
"It says more about the media culture we're entering and the decline of responsible journalism, and less about the political realm," Feehery said.
Posted by maru at 7/24/2009 04:12:00 PM
July 23, 2009
Exhausted from his tight schedule of dodging minions, furtive overseas travelling and mistress-wrangling, repug Gov. Mark Sanford has decided that a two-week European vacation is exactly what he needs to unwind. Never mind the fact that he and his wife, ol' whasshername, just returned from a five-day out-of-state trip Monday night.
[The European] trip also is the fourth time Sanford has left the state on personal travel in the last six weeks, including his mid-June trip to Buenos Aires to bop the bejeebus out of his busty boofykins.Bonus: he pins the latest fiasco on his kids:
Sanford said he considered canceling the trip, but that his children had raised money to help pay for the excursion by selling lemonade.Good fucking gravy. Under a huge American flag, no doubt. While "My Country Tis of Thee" played from loudspeakers on the front porch. Next to th' spittoons. And how much fucking lemonade do you have to sell to pay for a 2-wk family trip to Monaco, for crying out loud? If I could sell lemonade like that I'd quit my day job. Honestly.
Posted by maru at 7/23/2009 04:11:00 PM
Jon Stewart to CNN's conspiracy kkkook Lou Dobbs: 'do you even watch your own fucking network?'
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Posted by maru at 7/23/2009 04:10:00 PM
"Moderate Republicans aren't like moderate Democrats - well, they are in one way, they both vote with the Republicans. They differ in that moderate Democrats have backbone, and they'll screw their own party every chance they can get."-- John at AmericaBlog.
Posted by maru at 7/23/2009 04:08:00 PM
For a hairless, rodent-like critter with scary-ass teeth and a deep voice, she was pretty cool --
Gidget the Chihuahua, the bug-eyed, big-eared star of Taco Bell commercials, has died. She was 15. Gidget suffered a massive stroke late Tuesday night at her trainer's home in Santa Clarita and had to be euthanized. Although she was hard of hearing, Gidget was otherwise in good health up to the day of her death, eating well and playing with her favorite squeaky toys.Awwww. ☹ Godspeed, little creature. And say hi to Jaffa for me.
Posted by maru at 7/23/2009 04:07:00 PM
Supportin' the terrists:
In February, CQ Politics reported that Rep. Peter Hoekstra, R-Cretin, broke a national security embargo when he tweeted the details of a secret congressional trip to Iraq: "Just landed in Baghdad. Lindsey farted."** Snort ** There are so many things wrong in that sentence I could be here all goddamn day. Bonus:
Not only did Hoekstra reveal the existence of the lawmakers’ trip, but included details about their itinerary in updates posted every few hours on his Twitter page.
Did we mention that Hoesktra is a ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee?
Hoekstra's breach also happened to occur just months after the U.S. Army issued a report warning that Twitter was a "potential terrorist tool."Why does repug Rep. Hoekstra hate our troops?
Posted by maru at 7/23/2009 04:06:00 PM
Party before sanity: shrill harpy Liz Cheney defends the birthers --
When asked about the [cretinous turds] and their Obama Derangement Syndrome, rather than take the adult stance of saying that it's a shame that this fringe group isn't willing to accept the reality that the President was born in the US, Cheney gleefully pounces on the chance to slam Obama for being "anti-American" and "refusing to stand up for what the US believes in."She's fucking insane. And she's thinking about running for office??
And wtf is it with Larry King and CNN to even have this garbage on?? No wonder Jon Stewart is the most trusted newsman in America. Seriously. More here.
Posted by maru at 7/23/2009 04:03:00 PM
July 22, 2009
An alleged extortion attempt has exposed a possible sexual relationship between a prominent state senator and a young legislative intern.That senator is Republican Paul Stanley from Memphis, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, and KISS front ma... what? Oh, too bad, that would have explained a lot. No matter....
Authorities said he was the victim in the alleged extortion, but the case is certain to raise plenty of questions about Stanley and his family-values agenda.Snort.
Stanley is married with two children.Of course he is.
Posted by maru at 7/22/2009 04:31:00 PM
A reader informed me that he like hates the colored blocks we use because it makes it hard for him to read the teeny font. I have no problem increasing the font size or doing away with the colors, but I do get cranky at people who come across sounding we exist solely for their amusement. Crank crank crank.
There, I'm done!
Posted by maru at 7/22/2009 04:17:00 PM
Sarah Palin faces ethics questions over her legal defense fund which was set up to fight ethics questions.
"I can only apply the Ethics Act as currently written," Personnel Board investigator Thomas Daniel told News of the Duh. "And as currently written, it does not allow a state official to use her position to solicit funds to pay for a private attorney or any other personal expense."Even duhmer: have the taxpayers pay for it.
Posted by maru at 7/22/2009 04:06:00 PM
A NYC judge has OKd a claim that had been denied in Dan Rather's lawsuit over former pResident Doofy McDiaperrash's AWOLality.
Rather's lawyer Martin Gold said Tuesday the fraud stems from the pussy-assed, Rove-gargling dipshits at CBS' failure to keep promises they made to Rather before firing him over the story about Bush's Vietnam-era military non-service.
Posted by maru at 7/22/2009 04:01:00 PM
July 20, 2009
In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury.Word!
According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between Goldman and the Treasury Department is "a good fit" because "they're in the business of printing money and so are we."
The Goldman spokesman said that the merger would create efficiencies for both entities: "We already have so many employees and so much money flowing back and forth, this would just streamline things."
Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger "is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don't already own."
Goldman recently celebrated record earnings by roasting a suckling pig over a bonfire of hundred-dollar bills.
Elsewhere, conspiracy theorists celebrated the 40th anniversary of NASA faking the moon landing.
And in South Carolina, Gov. Mark Sanford gave his wife a new diamond ring, while his wife gave him an electronic ankle bracelet.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 7/20/2009 04:07:00 PM
July 17, 2009
It must be Stupid Day today...
Posted by maru at 7/17/2009 11:56:00 PM
There are so many varieties of dumbass here that my eyes are crossing. Some brainless twat actually gets a moronic, fact-free op piece published:
Gak. Oh please. And that voice.
Umm, she sort of IS a caricature. By her own mouth. And why do these idiots keep writing that we're scared? On the contrary, its like watching a trainful of clowns derail. You know somehow its just wrong , but its so goddamn funny you just can't look away. The wreck is spectacular. Almost karmic. You could watch it forever.
Baffling, yes, in that SHE QUIT, she CUT AND RAN from HER JOB in politics. While promising to stay in politics. Maybe people could have figured out WHY if she had actually made any kind of SENSE.
Nobody "hounded" her. For crying out loud. Get your fucking facts straight before opening your damn piehole.
Well, you get the gist of it. Someone on Twitter the other day wrote "would republicans be making such a big deal over her if she looked like Susan Boyle?" and you gotta wonder if the answer would be no. The woman's a fucking moron.
Posted by maru at 7/17/2009 04:13:00 PM
You thought I was kidding about it being Stupid Day, didn't you? Boy, its been one thing after another. Here, Kristol the Klown sits down for an interview with Australian Broadcasting Corporation to talk about the state of US conservatardism and neocon pin-up Sarah Palin:
Oh good gravy. Get a fucking grip. And rethugs would be blathering about needing teleprompters and wearing earth tones or something. Jeebus Christ.
Oh fuck me.
Kristol then went into a huuuuge rambling whargarbll about Palin rambling, and I nodded off.
Posted by maru at 7/17/2009 04:10:00 PM
South Carolina deadbeat republican Mark Sanford shed his fiscal conservatism on several taxpayer-funded international poontrips, choosing first-class seating and expensive hotels, restaurants, nightclubs and naughty silk banana-hammocks shaped like little elephants.
That trip should have ended his political career. But IOKIYAR.
Posted by maru at 7/17/2009 04:07:00 PM
Pay him in Confederate dollars, suggests one wag.
President Obama is expected to laugh in Rick Perry's face, grab his crotch, and say "I got your stimulus right here, white boy!"
Guess HE won't be invited to any more teabagging parties now, hmmm?
Posted by maru at 7/17/2009 04:07:00 PM
How inspiring! Us Godless homo babykilling libs are truly going to Hell for being amoral spoogebandits. Action filed July 14, 2009:
The mansion, at 133 C Street in Washington, D.C, is owned by the Christian political organization known as the Family, whose motto is "leadership led by God." Its mission? "To develop and maintain an association of people banded together as 'ambassadors of reconciliation,' modeling the principles of Jesus, based on loving God and loving others. "
The latter part of which they seem to do on a regular basis. **snort **
Sinning in a house of the Lord!!! OMFG!!!! Double values bonus: "the congressman would return home to his wife and five children only on weekends." Awesome.
Posted by maru at 7/17/2009 04:03:00 PM