Cheney, GOP candidates, called on to condemn hateful suckhole
Civil rights group condemns mAnn Coulter's remarks as vile and disgusting, demands republican candidates and the vice president publicly condemn the evil skankho bitch.

Caturday!
I'm on yr shirt layin on yr boobs...

Profiles in courage
Fallout among rethugs over harpy skank's "faggot" comment.

Conservative commentators rip into psycho attention-whore's bigoted hate-speech at the CRAP conference as "unhelpful" and "more than a little annoying."

Video of it's comments here.



Update: Jon at the Pensito Review wonders just what the hell the Cheneys think about this...
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Whee! How f*cking cute is that?! A panda cub plays at the China Wolong Giant Panda Research Center, February 10, 2007.

More Friday cat blogging

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Friday cat blogging
Berry spots the ghost over my left shoulder.

Freedom of spee...
"They said, 'You've got a knife sitting in the head of the president of the United States,'" McDonald told the Oakland Tribune. "I said, 'No, I got a knife in a piece of cardboard,'" asshat.

Concerned neighbor pathetic whiny-ass busybody Jeff Segurson said he was so disturbed he called the police. "I don't think he's a threat to the president, but I don't think it's the best thing for this to be out here with the knife and the F-word and the blood all over the president. I don't think it's that respectful," Segurson said.

Disrespectful to the prezidunce? Pussy. Who gives a shit? Stupid tattletailing little fuck.

And f*ck you!
Heh -- anti-Kerry group slapped with largest election law fine evar.

My head hurts
"We didn't create the war in Iraq," says Tony Snow from the magical Land of Chocolate on planet Fuktrd.

Snow received a standing ovation following his speech, by mouthbreathing auto-fellating morons at the 34th annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CRAP).

Waffling phony and political opportunist flipflops again
After saying just last week that he would not criticize his rivals in the rethug presidental race, Mitt Romney is criticizing his rivals in the rethug presidental race.

Mitt Romney told a television interviewer Rudy Giuliani is pro-gay marriage, however, the Romney campaign was unable to substantiate the claim, leveled by Romney during an interview scheduled to air on the 700 Club.

Giuliani is pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and anti-gun, said Romney, who at one point was pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and anti-gun.

Paging David Broder...
Bush's approval rating now stands at a pathetic 29%.

In the months since the Congressional elections, the popular war preznit has lost substantial support among members of his own party, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News poll. Bush’s approval rating dropped 13 percentage points since last fall among Republicans, only 65 percent of whom now say they approve of the way he is handling his job as president, compared with 78 percent last October.

That's some political comeback, dude. You pathetic, senile moron.

Cheney: still shooting his mouth off
The Dickster, who's been right^* about everything else so far, warns against hasty Iraq pullout.

Dick "I had other priorities" Cheney climbed out of his secret bunker Thursday night to tell supporters that a withdrawal of US forces from Iraq would enable the enemy, sending them to Afghanistan to fight with al Qaeda and the resurgent Taliban. He demanded that the Dems in Congress support Awol McGameBoy's military escalation "on time and in full" before clanking his way back to an undisclosed location.


^* If by 'right' you mean 'totally, horribly wrong.'
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Conservatives see flaws, taint in 2008 republicans
"These guys completely suck!! There is an enormous amount of skepticism about the declared candidates. I've never seen anything like it."

Conservative activists meeting on Thursday found little to cheer about in a 2008 republican White House field they largely viewed with skepticism and distrust.

"There is disillusionment, some demoralization and a hope that other conservatives jump in the ring. I don't find a sense of excitement about the candidates at all," said Steve Baldwin, head of the Council for National Policy.

"I feel very angry and betrayed" by the GOP, said Richard Viguerie, conservative asswipe. "We should withhold support from all major Republican [presidential] candidates today. Not one of them deserves our support today."

Fun fact: Visitors to the convention hall were greeted by a man in a dolphin suit labeled "Flip Romney."


Pic from here.
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Vapid, idiotic blowhole joins fellow knuckledraggers in circlejerk
Bringing his own drool pillow and a Jebus-shaped Dorito^® blessed by the priest who may have molested him as a boy, former Senator Rick Santorum (R-Ectaldischarge) joins Fox News as a contributor.


No, you can't have a Republican Barbie's Fox Anchor Desk^®. Not yours.
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The GOP hypocrite of the week
Bottom-dwelling gasbag Sean Hannity gets the booby prize -

A college dropout, Hannity had ample time to join the military during Gulf War I, but he never did. Like Bush, he is a cheerleader for other people taking the bullets without risking his own life.

He's the Tokyo Rose of FOX News and lets our GIs put their lives on the line, while he gets paid the big bucks for doing nothing more than shooting off his mouth.

For being an unrelenting coward, Sean Hannity is the BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week.

Helpful tip: he also sucks ass. Big time.

I <3 subpoena power

Yeah, baby.

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I heard the can opener, and for once it really was tuna.

Flip... flop...
Axis of -- look! Squirrels!

White House backpedals on claims of North Korea nukes. Gee. What a surprise.

Mitt Romney: media out to get me
Media: uhhhhh, whatever
Romney: I find your lack of faith.... disturbing
Media: suck it, hair-boy

"I think it proves that the media has determined who the conservative candidate is, because they're going after me with hammer and tong and that's the way you would expect to go after the conservative candidate. I'm proud of the fact that the mainstream media isn't wild about my candidacy and that's why I'm going to win," he told reporters after what must have been at the very least a 5-martini lunch.

To win though, Romney will have to overcome a perception floated by some that he's a political opportunist and waffling, flipflopping phony who has changed his position on certain issues, such as abortion, gay rights, immigration, gun control, campaign finance reform, tax cuts, health care, stem cell research, Social Security, nuclear energy, the Iraq war, global warming, pizza toppings, tastes great or less filling, capuccino or latte, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell,

Mmmmphphh
wHoward Kurtz: one of the biggest asswhores in the universe.


Stupid, gaping twat-hole.
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Where's the outrage?
Barack Obama: US troops' lives have been wasted in the Iraq war.
Republicans: troop-hater!! What a patronizing, infantilizing, and insulting view! He should be ashamed!

John McCain: US troops' lives have been wasted in the Iraq war.
Republicans:

Supporting the... uh....
Majority of US troops in Iraq troop-hating enemy-enabling Islamodeafeatofascisticrats

Seventy-two percent of troops on the ground in Iraq think US military forces should get out of the country within a year, according to a Zogby poll. Of the 72 percent, 22 percent said troops should leave within the next six months, and 29 percent said they should withdraw “immediately.” Twenty-one percent said the U.S. military presence should end within a year, and 32 percent said the Bush twins should enlist in the surge effort.

Why do they hate America?

The world according to Cheney
Shameless powermad cyborg to lapdog whore media: Don't quote "me" or I'll rip your faces off.

That much-quoted mystery "senior administration official" on Dick Cheney's plane was -- Dick Cheney. The secretive bastard's 'decision to extort reporters into a ridiculous agreement reflects the contempt Cheney has for the press corps,' America.


"Arrrggh!!"
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Not politically motivated? Not so fast...
Why would the Bush White House fire supremely talented US attorneys with sterling track records? To make room for political loyalists and exert its last shred of control, duh.

At least three of the eight fired attorneys were told they were being forced to resign to make jobs available for Bush appointees, such as an operative for the Republican National Committee and a FOK (friend of Karl [Rove]).

Experts see a continuing pattern that began long ago: A Bush White House seizing greater executive power to the detriment of democratic principle, and eroding the independence of the Justice Department.

Why do those sneaky little shits hate our freedoms?

Bush's prosecutor purge
The highly suspicious firings of eight US attorneys around the country slowly starts to make its way around the intertubes -

One of the fired attorneys, David Iglesias of New Mexico, came forward and said he believes he was fired because he didn't play ball and rush an indictment of a Democrat prior to the November election.

During Iglesias' news conference, he said that "two members of Congress separately called in mid October to inquire about the timing of an ongoing probe of a kickback scheme and appeared eager for an indictment to be issued on the eve of the elections in order to benefit the Republicans."

Iglesias wouldn't name those members of Congress. But we want to know who they are.

Indeed.

Alllllll righty then
Saint Rudy -- or America's thrice-married, cross-dressing gun-hating activist-judge-loving draft-dodging mayor?

One-third of voters take issue with a presidential candidate who supports gun control or has been married three times like Rudy Giuliani, a new Time magazine poll shows.

In other news, a draft dodging, anti-Vietnam war, pro-choice, pro-gay, anti-gun liberal-judge-appointing divorcee is the early favorite for the republican presidential nomination.

Clinton, Schumer slam Lieberman, bill
Sanctimonious clueless dipwad screwing terror target. Wtf is his problem??

Senators Schumer and Clinton joined NYC Mayor Bloomberg in criticizing a homeland security bill being shepherded through the Senate by Senator/douchebag Joe Lieberman. The lawmakers say the bill would stiff New Yorkers by spreading anti-terror funds much thinner than the measure that passed the House last month.

"The House version is much better for New York," Mrs. Clinton told reporters yesterday, ripping the head from a Holy Joe action figure before going into the ladies' room.