November 11, 2009

Cry Me a River.......

.......and somebody call a fucking Wahhhhmbulance, already

American International Group Inc. Chief Executive Officer Robert Benmosche told the insurer’s board of directors that he may quit because of government limits on what the company can pay employees, according to a person familiar with the matter. Benmosche’s salary is $3 million in cash, $4 million in shares, and as much as $3.5 million of long-term incentive awards.
Don't let the door hit you in your sagging, pock-marked ass on the way out, fucktard. Poor bastard, how WILL he pay his bills?

On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month the guns fell silent…

Rethug family values

Idaho lawyer and repuglican Blake Hall loses his job after he stalked and lobbed used condoms at an ex-girlfriend's house.

Blake Hall, a leader in Idaho GOP and national politics for almost 25 years, was fired Monday as deputy prosecuting attorney in eastern Idaho. He also resigned from the Republican National Committee.
Hall began a 15-day jail sentence Saturday and was also sentenced to a year of supervised probation after pleading guilty to stalking his former girlfriend and, on numerous occasions, tossing semen-filled condoms onto her lawn.

“When he gets out of the hoosegow a couple weeks from now, he joins Ex-Senator Larry Craig in the unemployment line. And the Idaho Hall of Shame.”

The Crusades, Part Deaux

Just like deja vu, all over again ...

A Marine reservist armed with a tire iron beat and chased a man he thought was an Arab terrorist and even called 911 to say he was detaining the man, police said.

But the man he assaulted was actually a Greek Orthodox priest visiting from overseas who spoke limited English, police said.

Instead of offering help, Bruce struck the priest on the head with a tire iron, police said.

Fanfuckingtastic. Now Obama's brownshirted Gestapo will come to take away our tire irons. Will the tyranny never cease?

And let God sort ‘em out

In yet another class move, Bill O'Reilly agreed with President Obama that we have to win the hearts and minds of Muslims -- because there’s no way we can kill them all.

[The falafel-abusing douchewad] declared last night that the United States "can't kill all the Muslims" -- so will have to settle simply for winning hearts and minds.

Repugnant old shithead, leery of more advertiser boycotts, backtracks on latest ‘racist’ remark

Rupert Murdoch flipflops on his previous assertion that that terrists-fist-bumping socialist commie Hitler-loving Obama hates whitey.

Rupert Murdoch has been forced to deny he believes Barack Obama is a racist, after appearing to back backing knuckledragging loon Glenn Beck's comments about the US president.

The chairman and chief executive of News Corporation the Repuke Propaganda Nutwork said in an interview this week that Obama had made "a very racist comment" and that Beck's views were "right".

"He does not at all, for a minute, think the president is a racist," a spokesman now says, crossing his fingers.

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Building a bigger tent

As wingnut conservaturds gain power in the GOP they're alienating women. Not to mention blacks. And Hispanics. And young people, poor people, and hell, you know what -- they're alienating everybody but rich old white guys and total dipshits.

Last week, Rep. Pete Sessions (R-eprehensible) suggested that women who complained that their gender was designated a “pre-existing condition” by some insurers were on a par with smokers because both groups incur higher treatment costs.

“Damn feminazis should be raising kids instead of opening their whore mouths when men are talking,” said Sessions, who runs the National Republican Congressional Committee — which is tasked with recruiting new female candidates.
Well, sort of.

Wednesday Funnies

A Rushthuglibot Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the congressman. 'How about global
warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit?

November 10, 2009

Repuke values & morality

The New York comPost editor fired after speaking out against a cartoon depicting the author of the president's stimulus package as a dead chimpanzee has sued the paper. And as part of her complaint, Sandra Guzman levels some remarkable, embarrassing, and potentially damaging allegations.

Guzman has filed a complaint against News Corporation, the New York Post and the paper's editor in chief Col Allan in the Southern District Court of New York, alleging harassment as well as "unlawful employment practices and retaliation."

As part of the 38-page complaint, Guzman paints the Post newsroom as a male-dominated frat house and Allan in particular as sexist, offensive and domineering. Guzman alleges that she and others were routinely subjugated to misogynistic behavior. She says that hiring practices at the paper -- as well as her firing -- were driven by racial prejudices rather than merit.

And she recounts the paper's D.C. bureau chief stating that the publication's goal was to "destroy [President] Barack Obama."
And then it gets WORSE.


This could get good!

Jon Stewart mocks Glenn Beck

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What up

News quiz: "White Republicans are scared of me" -- was this said by

a) Barack Obama
b) Jesse Jackson or
c) Michael Steele, chairman of the GOP?

Cool

  • 12 abandoned fireplaces: “You always see chimneys standing with no trace of a house… it makes me think that houses should be made entirely of chimneys.”

  • Secret passageways and hidden doors.

  • WIPO confirms that asswipe Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990

  • “Fuck this shit. And by ‘shit’ I mean Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin”

    NY republican Dede Scozzafava, dissed by her own party, has had it up to HERE with those assclowns, vows revenge:

    Scozzafava attacked Palin, R-Quitter, for endorsing the Conservaturd Party candidate, Doug Hoffman, even though Hoffman doesn't even live in New York's 23rd congressional district: "Do these people even know who they are endorsing? WTF?"

    She also had this message for rethugs who are vowing to bring down moderates: "There are a lot of us who consider ourselves republicans, of the Party of Lincoln," she said. "If they don't want us with them, we're going to work against them."

    An increasingly unstable Limbaugh blames Prez Obama for Ft. Hood shootings

    The corpulent junkie: "We could almost say this is Obama's fault, because this guy said that he believed Obama was going to get us out of Iraq and Afghanistan."

    Hmmmmm. We could also almost say this is Alexander the Great's fault, because he did such a crappy job of conquering Iraq and Afghanistan.

    Or we could almost say this is GW Bush's fault, because Bush got us into Iraq and Afghanistan.


    We could almost say this is the shooter's fault, because this guy is a total freaking nutjob.

    We could almost say this is Rush Limbaugh’s fault, because he promulgates hatred toward Obama, Muslims.

    We could almost say this is the psychic down the road's fault, because she never saw this coming.

    We could almost say this is my magic rock's fault, because it did nothing to stop this.
    According to Rush, it is Obama’s fault that a mentally unstable man shot 43 people last week. It is pretty safe to say that his upcoming deployment was not the only reason why this man decided to go on a shooting. However, Limbaugh’s Obama paranoia knows no boundaries. It is only a matter of time before Limbaugh starts blaming Obama for the weather.
    No, he’s got Al Gore for that.

    November 9, 2009

    How awesome is this?!

    Tom Tancredo gets DOUBLY pwn3d -- first by Kos, then by David Shuster:


    Heh!

    “Crist Loved Obama Stimulation"

    From the article, pic of the President stimulating the Governor below –


    **giggling**

    Damned if you do, damned if you don’t

    October, 2009: Republicans slam President Obama for making trip to Europe.

    November, 2009: Republicans slam President Obama for not making trip to Europe.

    Damn republiturds.

    Joe Lieberman announces committee to investigate why the military refuses to go completely hysterical about Muslims

    Insufferable quisling tries to turn depressed psycho with gun into Prez Obama’s 9/11.

    Though it’s WAY TOO EARLY TO TELL, Lie-berman said that if reports from Fox Noise were true that Hasan had turned to Islamic extremism, "the murder of these 13 people was a terrorist act and, in fact, it was the most-destructive terrorist act to be committed on American soil since 9/11."

    The Army's top officer, Gen. George Casey, wouldn't rule out that the shooting was an act of terrorism, but cautioned against speculation at this point. He expressed concern that it could result in a backlash against Muslim soldiers.
    Casey also said the Army has made great strides in helping soldiers with mental health issues, and invited the Senator to make use of their program.

    "Saturday Night Live" mocks Fox Nooze's election coverage, Glenn Beck

    Hysterical:


    Oligarhy!

    Just. Fucking. Speechless.

    When Buchenwald survivor Elie Wiesel criticized a teabagger’s sign showing dead bodies from Dachau as ‘indecent and disgusting,’ compassionate conservatards condemned said sign and apologized if it offended anyone.

    Just kidding: they attacked Mr Wiesel as an Obama-appeasing, freedom-hating communist woman, who should clam up and accept the fact that [s]he’s in a ‘Chritian’ country. A sample:

    This hollowcost thing is totally overblown by the jewish.

    Elie Wiesel: Newest, most current tool of the sick, perverted, racist, anti-semetic Democrap party. Have you no shame Democraps?
    You’ve GOT to be fucking kidding. Good GOD.

    November 5, 2009

    Newsroom / Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

    Boner Boehner Care Exposed!!!

    After all of the WATB pissing and moaning about a government takeover health care, Rushthuglibots finally introduce their own health care reform plan. Unsurprisingly it costs more and covers fewer people.
    Proving that Grayson was right:
    1. Don't get sick
    2. If you DO get sick, die quickly, it's the American way!
    After all, the profits and exorbitant bonuses of the insurance companies must be protected. after all, they invested alot of bribes in our congressional representation.

    The Mooselini Bounce

    From A World of Progress:

    Sarah Palin and Dick Armey combined Tuesday to do what no one has done in 138 years. Their little teabagging bullshit put a Democrat in New York’s 23rd Congressional seat.
    Doug Hoffman, the corporate backed teabagger who doesn’t even live in the 23rd district, went down in flames. Bill Owens, endorsed by the Republican candidate, Dede Scozzafava, who withdrew when the right wing whackos went after her with a vengeance, will fill the vacant seat that has gone Republican, until tonight, since 1872.
    Way to go, Sarah. Pity you didn’t go campaign for Bob “women have no business in the work place” McDonnell in Virginia or Chris “I am not a crook” Christie in New Jersey.
    Helluva job, Browneye!!!

    An attention Craving Douchebag Walks into a Bar.....

    10 jokes about Joe Lieberman and his filibuster threat

    Joe Lieberman is on a lifeboat with a young woman who was denied insurance coverage because she was raped, a middle-class guy who can’t afford his premiums, and a sickly child. He stabs them all in the back.

    What do you get when you cross Joe Lieberman with a frog? A fascinating, frog-voiced lump of wrinkles whose blood runs cold with reptilian contempt for those in need. And a frog.

    Jon Stewart: Election losers do their best to ‘polish that turd’

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    Boner

    A weeping John Boehner addressed the teabaggers on Capitol Hill today, telling them that health care reform is the biggest threat to freedom he's seen as a congressman.

    "This bill is the greatest threat to freedom that I've seen in the 19 years I've been in Washington," easily beating out the PATRIOT act, warrentless wiretapping, "free speech zones", outing a covert CIA agent, and repeal of Habeus Corpus. Asshole.

    Stay classy, 'pukes

    House rethugs, teabaggers politicize the Holocaust. There are no words to describe my disgust.

    Your daily douche

    A twofer --

    Joe Lieberman calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
    "Not too good," says mom. "I've been very weak."
    Joe: "Weak!? How come?"
    She says, "Because I haven't eaten in days."
    Joe replies, "That's terrible! Why haven't you eaten?"
    His mother answers, "Because I heard you’re going to filibuster the health care bill, you contemptuous schmuck."

    Q: Why does Joe Lieberman whistle when he’s sitting on the toilet?
    A: Because it helps him remember which end to wipe.

    Lipsticked pitbull to bravely steer clear of actual journalists

    How mavericky! How roguish!

    [Sarah] Palin “hinted she’d likely sit down with a string of friendly faces during the tour that begins in two weeks.” Indeed, Palin is hoping to do interviews mainly with Fox News hosts and contributors:

    “We’re in the process of arranging interviews with local and national media. An interview with Oprah Winfrey is already scheduled, and I’m also hoping to have the opportunity to talk with Bill O’Reilly, Barbara Walters, Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteren, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Laura Ingraham, Dennis Miller, Tammy Bruce, and others, including local Alaska personalities Bob & Mark and Eddie Burke. (Variety is the spice of life!)”
    If by “interviews” you mean “reciprocal hummers," then yeah.

    What a maverick!

    Everything is good news for conservaturds -- even losing elections

    “Huge win for conservatives” in NY-23, trumpets redstate.com in a classic moment of weapons-grade wharrgarbl:

    First, the GOP now must recognize it will either lose without conservatives or will win with conservatives. In 2008, many conservatives sat home instead of voting for John McCain. Now, in NY-23, conservatives rallied and destroyed the Republican candidate the establishment chose.
    Then the voters rallied and destroyed the cuntservative candidate the rightwingnuts chose.

    ‘Finally, an authentic GOP’

    Repuke dittomonkey Alex Castellanos* in the NY Times: The Republicans won in Virginia and New Jersey because their candidates didn’t hide their conservatism.

    People with working brain cells: The rethuglicans lost in NY because their candidate didn’t hide his conservatijism.

    Even after Glenn Beck, Lou Dobbs, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, and Andrew Breitbart enthusiastically hyped their chosen candidate as a true conservatard in the heavily repug-infested, historically gpuke district, he LOST ANYWAY. To a Democrat. Bwahahahahahaha! And fuck you.

    *Who I refuse to link to. His op piece in the Times was just a huge cumscented bragfest. Mr Castellanos is one of the biggest rectums on the planet.


    Above: another one.

    Building a majority

    Armey meets with … heh heh: dick meats …

    The teabagger bible of harassment -- “Artificially Inflate Your Numbers, Be Disruptive Early And Often, and Try To Rattle Him, Not Have An Intelligent Debate” -- will be used to purge the republican party of its more moderate politicians, replacing them with vicious, knuckledragging cletuses.

    [T]he next step of Armey’s agenda appears to be an intensified crusade to challenge moderate Republicans in primaries. Politico reports that Rep. Bob Inglis (R-SC), Gov. Charlie Crist (R-FL), former Rep. Rob Simmons (R-CT) and other Republicans who have strayed from rigid party-line positions face primaries from candidates inspired by the tea parties and town hall disruption type tactics.
    “Our job is to disrupt the establishment GOP. If we beat Democrats while we're at it, great. But the first priority is to fix the Drunk Party - the Living Dead establishment Republicans. They're history. They just don't know it yet…. NY-23 was the first shot in that war. It was a direct hit. Next year, we start storming the castle,” bleated a frothing dittomonkey. Meanwhile, some in the rethug big tent of circus freaks are biting their yellowed toenails in distress:
    Party strategists worry that well-funded, well-organized challenges from the right could force Republicans to exhaust precious resources on messy primary fights — or force moderate candidates to adopt more strident positions early on that could haunt them during the final months of the campaign.
    Whatever. Good. Fuck the whole lot of you.

    November 4, 2009

    The jerk store called...

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Joe.
    Joe who?
    Joe Lieberman.
    Get off my doorstep, you asshole.



    Thanx, mf!

    A Syphilettic Quisling.........

    Joe Lieberman and a duck walk into a bar.
    Bartender says, “That’s the ugliest horse I ever saw.”
    Duck says, “I’m a duck.”
    Bartender says, “I was talking to the asshole with no principles.”

    Stolen from:Suburban Guerilla

    Light posting day

    Sorry!! Yesterday the feds finally blessed the takeover of our company, so today, while the corporate fatcats were lounging around in their Swedish hottubs, their hairy paws clutching blonde 42-triple-D mistresses, their Cuban cigars or their Diaka Cosmotinis, us drones were running around all day like gerbils or something. I'm exhausted and slightly depressed.

    Acorn!!!!!

    Teabagging wingnuts go all gaaaaaah over the anti-American Democratic bottle that slashed a Republican tire

    Earlier today, the Hoffman campaign and conservative bloggers threw a fit over a very nefarious accusation: That somebody had slashed the tire of a Hoffman poll-watcher's pickup truck.
    "Hoffman Poll Watcher Has Tires Slashed," blared Red State, with photos of the truck and its flat tire.
    However, the Wall Street Journal reports that the local police captain said there's another explanation: "This was not a tire slashing--this was some guy who drove over a bottle and cut his tire."
    Coming soon: The Reichwingnuts will claim that the bottle had a liberal bias.
    In related news, local police were also not willing to confirm that Doug Hoffman had a threesome with Glenn Beck and a bisexual goat.

    Who are you calling a narcissist, you fat-headed prick?

    Maureen Dowd: “Rush Limbaugh is more than ever the face of the Republican Party. He’s also the mouth.” And the asshole. Not to mention that horrid, suspiciously shapeless thing called the ‘pancreas’.

    Limbaugh is right that Democrats tend to dither too much. But the tactics of Limbaugh, Palin, Cheney & Fille are more cynical: They spin certainty, ignoring their side’s screw-ups, and they exploit patriotism, labeling all critics as traitors.

    In an interview on “Fox News Sunday with [Total Journalistic Disgrace] Chris Wallace,” Limbaugh accused the president of trying to destroy the economy — yes, the same economy that W. came within a whisker of ruining.

    If W. had gone to Dover in the middle of the night to salute the war dead, Limbaugh and Liz Cheney would have been gushing about his patriotism. But since it’s Obama who at last showed up there to see the brutal cost of war, they simply dismiss the moving moment as a publicity stunt.

    Years ago, when I dubbed Dubya “The Boy Emperor,” Limbaugh spewed a stream of personal invective about me that embarrassed even my mother, a Limbaugh fan. But now Limbaugh calls Obama the “man-child president.”

    W., on the other hand, was like a kid who knew that Daddy’s friends would take care of him; he was always running off to the gym or going biking, leaving the governing to his regents, Cheney and Rummy, or incompetents like Brownie.
    Word. Lots more at the link above.

    TDS: Is Our Dick Going Soft?

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    About fucking time

    Libs to blue dogs/lapdogs: Get on the health overhaul bandwagon, or don't count on our help in your next election.

    That's the hardball message liberal groups are hurling at moderate timid, repuke asskissing Democratic senators in a battle that is “dividing their party.” Their demands: Support a bill that offers optional government-run health coverage and oppose Republican attempts to derail the legislation. Or FEEL OUR WRATH!!!
    Oh, and grow some fucking balls already, you fucking spineless jellyfish. Jeebus.

    Democrat wins House seat in heavily GOP area in NY

    Contest serves as warning to President*

    In a referendum on Obama's socialist policies and a troubling sign for the president and his party, the Democrats wrested political control from conservatard teabaggers in the NY-23 race, a seat the GOP has held for 120 fucking years.

    *WaComPo headline regarding NJ, VA races. “Republican wins deal blow to Obama”, another MSM headline crowed. “GOP victories send message to Democrats” another. One you WON’T see is “Democratic win deals blow to GOP,” in a race that highlighted the huuuuuuge split in the rethuglican party, between the sane moderates who want to get things done and the drooling knuckledragging dittomonkeys led by Palin and Limpballs who don’t.

    November 3, 2009

    Grand Obstructionist Party sits one out

    Senate republicants, who are struggling to overcome the label "The Party of No" and show they have real, innovative solutions to the nation's problems, come up with a plan: refuse to show up for work.

    Republicans for the most part plan to stay away from a meeting of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee on Tuesday as the panel begins deliberations over legislation that would cap greenhouse gases from power and industrial plants and curb the use of fossil fuels.

    All seven of the committee's Republicans already have made clear that they have no intention of voting for the bill.

    While Sen. Barbara Boxer said she hoped they would change their minds and participate, Sen. Frank Lautenberg, D-N.J., another committee member, wasn't as kind at a news conference.

    "It's almost like schoolchildren over there," said Lautenberg, referring to the GOP boycott..
    Detestable, spoiled-brat, petulant schoolchildren who deserve a good asskicking.

    Why Does America Hate Americans?

    Fark:

    Congress just passed a bill costing $680B for the military, and that doesn't include the wars. You might not have heard that on the news, since they are too busy asking if universal health care is too expensive at $90B per year.
    There are many who believe that access to health care is a human right. In fact, this includes nearly every developed country in the world.
    With this new bill and the side money for the wars, we spend more on "defense" than the rest of the world COMBINED.
    That's for DEFENSE mind you. It costs a lot to defend against all those invasions might have.
    Health care? Fuck you middle class! We need you to go die in our wars!

    Musings on a Pile of Shit

    A sampling of 10 jokes about Joe Lieberman.
    Joe Lieberman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender turns to him and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve bitter old egomaniacs here. And fuck your stupid parrot.”

    Joe Lieberman walks into a second bar. The second bartender says, “Get out.” Joe Lieberman says, “Why? Can’t I buy a drink?” The second bartender says, “Don’t you get it? Everybody hates you."

    Why did Joe Lieberman cross the road? I can only assume it’s because he sucks.

    Dem aids woman attacked by repulsive POS

    In a class move, Democrat Bill Owens has come to the defense of his former rival after she was attacked by porcine bloater Rush Limbaugh.

    The always-disgusting Limbaugh managed to outdo himself in scumbaggery, saying "Scozzafava has screwed every RINO in the coun -- we can say that she's guilty of widespread bestiality. She
    has screwed every RINO in the country." Says the Viagra-fueled screwer of Dominican boys.
    Real man Bill Owens was not about to let that stand:

    "This despicable attack on Assemblywoman Scozzafava offends me personally and exemplifies exactly what's wrong with Hoffman and his rightwing backers. Rush Limbaugh and the rest of the rightwing special interests that are running Hoffman's campaign can't even begin to compete with what she has accomplished over her career... Doug Hoffman and his supporters have sunk to a new low today."
    But the vile junkie had more to say: "Moderates by definition have no principles," Limbaugh spat on his hate-radio show, saying "RINOs" (Republicans In Name Only) "may become extinct."

    Look who's talking. You loathsome sack of crap.

    "South Carolina gun sales soar on fear of crime, Democrats"

    "People are thinking, 'I want to get it and get it now,'" said Tom Thompson, president of the Mid-Carolina Rifle Club. "In case the Democrats try to pull something on us, we're going to have it."

    Sigh. Ya know, some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps.

    They're at it Again!!!!!!11!!

    The party of no, also known as the Rushthuglibots have no ideas and can't win and it's still going to be the fault of Acorn?

    Another election, another boatload of evidence-free Republican claims of voter fraud...

    What they lack in numbers, they make up for in batshit craziness. If they can't stand up to the voters and the voting machines and ACORN, how will they ever stand up to terrorists? Besides, everybody knows that brown people, dead people and ACORN are all far more dangerous than mere terrorists!

    "I'm not asking Obama, I'm asking you. You stupid fuck"

    Repuke piece of shit David Vitter, one of 30 repugnicants who voted to support contractors over rape victims, meets an angry constituent at a town hall meeting. Does he:

    A) Condescendingly spout gpuke talking points
    B) Blame the President
    C) Coldly walk away without answering her
    D) All of the above

    Warning: video is disgusting as hell --


    Fucking coward.

    November 2, 2009

    Cool stuff

    Siri sent us a link to 'a portrait of the Milky Way' - beautiful!

    Joe Lieberman a worldclass douchebag

    The Top 10 Conservative Idiots -- Joe Lie-berman is a douche edition.

    How has Joe repaid his colleagues for not kicking his traitorous ass out of the caucus and not stripping him of his Homeland Security Committee chairmanship? How is he working to "unite to confront our very serious problems?"

    Well, aside from last week threatening to support the Republican minority's filibuster and prevent health care reform from getting an up-or-down vote in the Senate, he also announced that "I probably will support some Republican candidates for Congress or Senate in the election in 2010."
    -- more here!


    Pic by my buddy Monkeyfister!

    Punditocrappy

    Very few people are expected to vote in the handful of elections taking place tomorrow; however, the results will be an absolute and indisputable barometer of what the American Public is thinking and feeling. This is bad news... for Obama.
    -- w/props to fark. Actual story here.

    Ministry of Propaganda interviews their Party's Chairman

    Faux Nooze's Chris Wallace gives Rush Limbaugh 30 minute blowjob.

    Charter member of the Man-Dominican Boy Love Association: "US President an 'immature and inexperienced' 'man-child'"

    Obama WH: Limpballs a 'dickless junkie.' "It's a surreal day when you're getting lectures on humility from Rush Limbaugh."

    Hmmmmm. Didn't Limbaugh once say that anyone questioning the President during the 'war on terror' was a traitor to the country and should be shot?

    Fucked fact: the immature and inexperienced Caribou Barbie is ready to be president, Limbaugh told Wallace while facefucking the little lickspittle. "One thing I do not do is follow conventional wisdom, and the conventional wisdom of Sarah Palin is 'She's not smart enough. She needs to bone up on the issues. She's a little unsophisticated...'"


    Right.

    Cheney FBI interview: 72 instances of can't recall, will kill every last one of you

    Former US VP pulls a Gonzales.

    Accountabilitude: On 72 occasions, Quickdraw McVader equivocated to the FBI during his May 2004 interview, saying he could not be certain in his answers to questions about the Plame controversy -- highlighting why federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald famously declared "Jesus, is this guy a fucking liar or what."


    Well, something like that.


    Gah!!