Maverick Integrity

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Wheh all de white wimmin at?

From the 'What the FUCK were they thinking??' department: Time magazine’s Markkk Halperin recommends Saint McCain use racist attacks against Barack Obama.

McCain flipflops on '100 year' remark

My friends, Mr Straight-Talker is now cutting and running from his previous comment about not cutting and running:

"By the way, that reminds me of that '100 year thing'. My friends, the war will be over soon. The war, for all intents and purposes, although the insurgency will go on for years and years and years. But it will be handled by the Iraqis, not by us."

Boy, talk about having it both ways. Nice waffling, pal.

McCain flipflops on "I could lose over Iraq" remark
My friends, Mr Straight-Talker said he could lose the election over the war before he said he wouldn't lose over the war.

John McCain said Monday that to win the White House he must convince a war-weary country that US policy in Iraq is succeeding. If he can't, 'then I lose. I lose,' the maverick said. He quickly backed off that remark.

Wehhh! I can't make up my mind!

wHoward Kurtz's conflicting interests, jar of anal lube

Regular readers of WTF know of my total disdain and disgust with the WaComPo's so-called "media critic." So I clapped my little hands in glee when I found this article, which re-confirms why wHoreward continues to be one of the most pathetic knobgobbling douchewipes on this or any other planet:

"His triple roles as salaried press critic for the Post, salaried host on CNN, and enthusiastic dongchomper for young(ish) republicans put Howie at the heart of the most blatant and longest-lasting conflict of interests I know of in big-time, mainstream journalism." (slightly paraphrased)

"There are two lessons from Kurtz's career. First of all, there is never any penalty for a Washington reporter who relentlessly sucks up to the right. Secondly, his extraordinary productivity is vastly more important to his editors than his blatant conflicts of interest—and his dreadful judgement.

"The Kurtz brand has gotten so large that he's routinely allowed to violate some of journalism's most basic principles—and his superiors don't even seem to notice anymore."

-- Charles Kaiser.

Image by Soosh.

Why Bill Kristol is an incorrigible dick

Reason # 217. Barack Obama, asked by a reporter, answered the lapel-pin issue in 58 words. Bill Kristol, asked by nobody, spends 820 words regurgitating over Obama's "grandiose" answer.

Media bias

Alabama CBS affiliate mysteriously goes dark, without explanation. At the exact same moment 60 Minutes runs their story detailing the "prime example of selective prosecution" -- or, "How the Bush/Rove Justice Department screwed former Alabama Dem Governor Don Siegelman."

Duncan Hunter receives Tool Award

And not just any tool -- the coveted, sweaty hand tool.

Flipflopping waffler may change his mind

Josh Romney, one of Mitt Romney's five strapping sons who aren't patriotically fighting the enemy in Iraq, says it's "possible" his waffling quitter of a father may rejoin the race for the White House if the campaign of lobbyist-humper John McCain squirts its last stinky load.

The best political ho-bags on television

We expect this of Fox Noise, not the "most trusted name in news": John at AmericaBlog rightfully calls for a declaration of war on CNN after their craven, rethug-talking-points questioning of Senator Obama's patriotism.

What's next, "Is John McCain too angry/old/insane Hillary too menopausal to be president?"?

Rebuttal: John Cole's repuke lapel-pin patriotica. In pitchers. Perfect.

Egomaniacal twat doesn't care about America

Attention whore Ralph Nader on his third try for destroying our country: "is not concerned that his candidacy could deny the Democrats the White House in November." 

Well, fuck you, you narcissistic shit. I mean really... does willfully working toward plunging our country back into another dark age show the proper patriotism for someone who wants to be president of the United States? Jerk-off.

support the Troops!!

Putting a human face on what's meant when people warn that Bush and Cheney are "breaking our military":

One full-moon night I was sitting outside a sandbag-reinforced hut with Kearney when a young sergeant stepped out hauling the garbage. He looked around at the illuminated mountains, the dust, the rocks, the garbage bin. The monkeys were screeching. “I hate this country!” he shouted. Then he smiled and walked back into the hut. “He’s on medication,” Kearney said quietly to me.
Then another soldier walked by and shouted, “Hey, I’m with you, sir!” and Kearney said to me, “Prozac. Serious P.T.S.D. from last tour.” Another one popped out of the HQ cursing and muttering. “Medicated,” Kearney said. “Last tour, if you didn’t give him information, he’d burn down your house. He killed so many people. He’s checked out.”

The patriotic chinese flag lapel wearing uber-patriotic military experts of the 101st fighting keyboarders are mobilizing to attack with a blitzkreig to the rear flank, checking out kitchen counter tops and looking for phony soldiers.
The Republicunts respond very quickly when politics are involved. It's disturbing they don't respond as quickly when soldiers' lives are on the line.

Saint McCain maverickingly breaks his own law

My friends, the honorable straight-talker, the Man of Integrity, has violated his own campaign finance reforms.

The Democratic National Committee will file a complaint Monday with the Federal Election Commission, alleging that John McCain was illegally blown by lobbyists has illegally blown through spending limits imposed by the presidential public financing system.

That he himself created.

Makin' progress

We are so kicking ass! A roadside bomb killed four and wounded 15 Shiite pilgrims Monday in the outskirts of Baghdad, while the death toll from Sunday's suicide bomb attack has risen to 63, a health official said on Monday.

Meanwhile, in the CommanderGuy's other clusterfuck, democratude's on the march!

Girls as young as six are being married into a life of slavery and rape, often by multiple members of their new relatives. Banned from seeing their own parents or siblings, they are also prohibited from going to school. With little recognition of the illegality of the situation or any effective recourse, many of the victims are driven to self-immolation – burning themselves to death – or severe self-harm.

Durrrrrrrr.

How very professional

Frank Luntz should be repeatedly, painfully assf*cked by large rabid goats.

On the February 21 edition of Fox News' Hannity & Corpse, while conducting a focus group analysis of the February 21 Democratic presidential debate, Fox News wankrag Frank Luntz asked participants if they "wanted" to see Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton "argue." When several of the participants responded, "Yes," Luntz asked, "You want them to take it on? You all agree with that?" After more participants concurred, Luntz asked: "How many of you want them to really argue? Raise your hands." Luntz then asked: "And how many of you want them to make love to each other?"

How does this insect still have a job? Oh yeah, wait, its with Fox Nooze.


How many of you want to see arrest photos of Frank Luntz and Sean Hannity being frogmarched out of some gay bar for soliciting?

Dude, LOL

Conservatard columnist Armstrong "White House Whore" Williams lacks credibility on the "credibility" issue.

Before he joined his repuke brethren in blasting the alleged shoddy, discrediting reportage of New York Times, he was accepting payoffs from the Bush WH to whore out Preznit Evil's NCLB bill. This weekend:

"I think what it does more than anything else, it causes those of us in the media to lose credibility. People begin to question what we print, whether there's any truth to it, whether we do our research."

January 2005:

Williams received $240,000 from the Bush misadministration to promote Bush's No Child Left Behind on his nationally syndicated television show and to urge other black journalists to do the same.

Damn lieberal media.

Sleeper Cell

Are b. HUSSEIN Osama and Laurabot part of a secret love triangle and terrorist cell? You decide.
Hmmmmmm.....

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AHA!!!!!!!!!!

Conservatards: b HUSSEIN Obama hates America!!!!1!!

Watch out, you domestic insurgent, you:

Sen. Barack Obama's refusal to wear a made-in-China American flag lapel pin along with a photo of him not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem led conservaturds in the whore media to question his patriotism.

Reminder: this and blowjobs = bad; shitting on the Constitution and Bill of Rights = not so much, terrist-lover.

Hypocrisy

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