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The collapse of John McCain.
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October 25, 2008
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The collapse of John McCain.
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October 24, 2008
Bombing's OKIYAR!
Mooselini doesn't consider abortion clinic bombers terrorists. But Bill Ayers? You betcha.
Brian Williams: Is an abortion clinic bomber a terrorist under this definition?
Sarah Palin: (Exasperated sigh) There’s no question that Bill Ayers by his own admittance was one who thought to destroy our U.S. Capitol and our Pentagon. That is a domestic terrorist. There is no question there. Now others who would want to engage in harming innocent Americans or facilities that it would be unacceptable to, I don’t know if you’re gonna use the word "terrorist" there...
Sarah Palin: (Exasperated sigh) There’s no question that Bill Ayers by his own admittance was one who thought to destroy our U.S. Capitol and our Pentagon. That is a domestic terrorist. There is no question there. Now others who would want to engage in harming innocent Americans or facilities that it would be unacceptable to, I don’t know if you’re gonna use the word "terrorist" there...
McInsane: 'Al Qaida's my homeboyz!'
John McCain says "fake Americans" are the ones that live in DC and NYC. You know, the two cities affected by 9/11.
In yesterday's interview with Brian Williams, McCain explains that the "elites" are located in D.C. and New York City:
WILLIAMS: Who is a member of the elite?
MCCAIN: I-- I know where a lot of 'em live. (LAUGH)
WILLIAMS: Where's that?
MCCAIN: Well, in our nation's capital and New York City. I've seen it. I've lived there. I know the town. I know-- I know what a lot of these elitists are.
WILLIAMS: Who is a member of the elite?
MCCAIN: I-- I know where a lot of 'em live. (LAUGH)
WILLIAMS: Where's that?
MCCAIN: Well, in our nation's capital and New York City. I've seen it. I've lived there. I know the town. I know-- I know what a lot of these elitists are.
Shameful. My God.
Ow! Owowowowow!
One of McCain's current campaign advisers endorses Barack Obama.
[Charles Fried asked that] his name be removed from the several campaign-related committees on which he serves. In that letter, he said that chief among the reasons for his decision "is the choice of Sarah Palin at a time of deep national crisis."
"Obama will say anything to win"
McCain: "You can't name a single issue I've flip-flopped on."
Universe: "Oh really?"
Bigoted McCain aide lied about attacker
Fox Nooze VP John Moody yesterday: "If the [Ashley Todd incident] turns out to be a hoax, Senator McCain's quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to race-baiting."
Dude -- it was a hoax. The back-story:
Like the "B" scratched onto her lying face being backwards, for one. The "black eye" consisting of eye makeup for another.
Numb fuck. Hmmmm, let's see. You "wake up" with a cut and think how it might have happened... Do you go with catfight? Clumsiness? Angry raccoon? Drunk and disorderly? Self-inflicted? Attention-whoreness? Or do you go with being a lying, rascist cunt for your presidential candidate? Toughie.
Todd has now confessed that she made the whole story up.
Pittsburgh police say a McCain campaign volunteer who said she was held down by a black man who cut the letter "B" in her face has changed her story.
Investigators gave the 20-year-old woman a lie-detector test and are "looking at some inconsistencies" in her story.
Investigators gave the 20-year-old woman a lie-detector test and are "looking at some inconsistencies" in her story.
Like the "B" scratched onto her lying face being backwards, for one. The "black eye" consisting of eye makeup for another.
The student, Ashley Todd, initially said a black man robbed her at knifepoint Wednesday night and then cut her cheek after seeing a McCain sticker on her car.
Police say bank surveillance footage doesn't show her at an ATM where she says she was attacked.
Todd, who is white, now says she was knocked unconscious and doesn't remember being cut. She now says she only discovered the wound later.
Police say bank surveillance footage doesn't show her at an ATM where she says she was attacked.
Todd, who is white, now says she was knocked unconscious and doesn't remember being cut. She now says she only discovered the wound later.
Numb fuck. Hmmmm, let's see. You "wake up" with a cut and think how it might have happened... Do you go with catfight? Clumsiness? Angry raccoon? Drunk and disorderly? Self-inflicted? Attention-whoreness? Or do you go with being a lying, rascist cunt for your presidential candidate? Toughie.
Todd has now confessed that she made the whole story up.
Who do these people think they are??
John McCain's brother "Joe the Asshole" calls 911 to complain about traffic -- then tells the operator "fuck you" when told he is misusing the service.
Geez, Blinky McFusepants isn't the only member of the family with anger issues.
Out-of-touch elitismitude
Who do you think gets top salary in the McCain camp:
Senior policy adviser? No.
Chief foreign policy expert? Alaska! Heh. Non.
Chief economic consultant? Hah. As if.
Nope: it's hockey mom Caribou Barbie's makeup artist, who was paid $22,800 for the first two weeks of October alone.
Bonus: another of her stylists owes $145,718 in back taxes.
The latest commie liberal to endorse Obama is... another republican
Yet another another blow to Grumpy McFusepants. And not in a good way, either.
Republican and former Massachusetts Gov. William Weld is endorsing Barack Obama for president, citing the senator’s steady leadership, good judgment and ability to unify Democrats, republicans and independents.
"Senator Obama is a once-in-a-lifetime candidate who will transform our politics and restore America’s standing in the world," Weld said in a statement released Friday. "We need a president who will lead based on our common values and Senator Obama demonstrates an ability to unite and inspire."
"Senator Obama is a once-in-a-lifetime candidate who will transform our politics and restore America’s standing in the world," Weld said in a statement released Friday. "We need a president who will lead based on our common values and Senator Obama demonstrates an ability to unite and inspire."
"Not like that malicious old jerkoff running against him," he should have added.
McCain may skip traditional election night party due to losing "space limitations"
The cantankerous, meanspirited old fuck will not address the traditional crowd of supporters on election night -- screwing everyone who worked so hard for him these past 2 years. Not that I give a shit, but it's a pretty low-class thing to do all the same.
John McCain's election night watch party might be missing John McCain. Instead of appearing before a "throng" of supporters at the Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix, the disagreeable old geezer plans to deliver his concession spee -- uhhhhh, remarks to a small group of hand-picked reporters and guests on the hotel's lawn.
Aides said Thursday that the arrangement was due to space limitations and that McCain might drop by the election watch party at some other point.
McCain's remarks will be piped electronically in, aides said. Only a small press pool -- the few left of his "base" which he hasn't insulted and driven away -- will be physically present when he speaks.
Aides said Thursday that the arrangement was due to space limitations and that McCain might drop by the election watch party at some other point.
McCain's remarks will be piped electronically in, aides said. Only a small press pool -- the few left of his "base" which he hasn't insulted and driven away -- will be physically present when he speaks.
(Edited for clarity)
That's just weird. Its as though Mr War Hero is just so worried its going to be a total blowout that he's already cutting and running to save himself any more embarrassment. Sweet.
An epidemic of incontinence
Blame game: the GOP forms a circular firing squad amidst an "increasingly acrid behind-the-scenes GOP meltdown." Hee hee hee! The party of personal responsibility is actually taking charge of their mistakes by blaming each other. Oh, and McInsane's "base", which is in the tank for Obama.
With despair rising even among many of John McCain’s own advisors, influential republicans inside and outside his campaign are engaged in an intense round of blame-casting and rear-covering -- much of it virtually conceding that an Election Day rout is likely.
What do you expect after eight years of rubber-stamping disastrous policies, shitting on the Constitution, and acting like total dicks to anyone that didn't have an R after their name?
A McCain interview published Thursday sparked the latest and most nasty round of Washington finger-pointing, with senior GOP hands close to [Preznit Goober] and top congressional aides denouncing the candidate for what they said was an unfocused message and poorly executed campaign.
Some McCain aides are already speaking of the campaign in the past tense. Morale, even among some of the heartiest and most loyal staffers, has plummeted. And many past and current McCain advisors are warring with each other over who led the candidate astray.
“If you really want to see what ‘going negative’ is in politics, just watch the back-stabbing and blame game that we’re starting to see,” said Mark McKinnon, the ad man who left the campaign after McCain wrapped up the GOP primary.
Some McCain aides are already speaking of the campaign in the past tense. Morale, even among some of the heartiest and most loyal staffers, has plummeted. And many past and current McCain advisors are warring with each other over who led the candidate astray.
“If you really want to see what ‘going negative’ is in politics, just watch the back-stabbing and blame game that we’re starting to see,” said Mark McKinnon, the ad man who left the campaign after McCain wrapped up the GOP primary.
Not even nanotechnology can make a violin small enough to express my sadness.
Scott McClellan backing Barack Obama for president
Traitorous America-hating Bush-Derangement-Syndrome-sufferer and Islamocommiedefeatohomofascist Demoncrap... oh, wait.
In yet another blow to Gramps McNasty, republican Scott McClellan, Drooly von Dumbass's former White House press secretary, told CNN Thursday he's voting for Barack Obama.
"From the very beginning I have said I am going to support the candidate that has the best chance for changing the way Washington works and getting things done and I will be voting for Barack Obama and clapping," McClellan said, peeing on a Rush Limpbaugh poster.
October 23, 2008
Must-see tv
Chris Matthews absolutely skewers a McCain water-carrier, the incredibly dense Nancy Puhfotenhooey:
"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know..." Honey, you're the campaign's senior policy adviser, for petessake. Wtf?
O... M... F... G...
The RNC's purchase of clothes for Ms Palin may violate campaign finance law. Specifically, a 2002 law written by, and named after, her running mate.
LOL. It would've been even funnier if one of the campaign spokeswads hadn't opened her yaphole. Warning: this quote from the article may make your head explode --
Other purchases included a $92 romper and matching hat with ears for Palin's baby, Trig...
No, no, not that one, but ninety-two fucking dollars for a baby??? Kid's gonna outgrow it in a few days. No, this one:
"With all of the important issues facing the country right now, it's remarkable that we're spending time talking about pantsuits and blouses," said McCain spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt.
When we could be talking about what some guy did 40 years ago! Damn, bitch, get a fucking clue.
You can't make this shit up
The toilet breaks on McCain's bus in Florida.
If only the campaign knew the name of somebody who could repair it…
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