Average, bootstrappy hockey mom Sarah Palin is demanding $1 million per episode for her as-yet undeveloped reality show, Caribou Barbie in Cluelesstown.
According to Perez Hilton, there is speculation that many of the major networks, including the Discovery Channel, and even smaller ones like Dumbasses With Crossbows have passed on Palin's series…
The historic health-care bill passed without a single vote from republicans. But while the ‘cons have reaped untold epic slobbery bjs from legions of dittomonkeys, they may have also sealed their own doom. Mwahahahahaha.
David Frum:
"By rejecting any deal with President Obama over health reform, conservatives and Republicans set the stage for their most crushing legislative defeat since the 1960s…Profiles in Courage…
"We followed the most radical voices in the party and the movement, and they led us to abject and irreversible defeat.
"There were leaders who knew better, who would have liked to deal. But they were trapped. Conservative talkers on Fox and talk radio had whipped the Republican voting base into such a frenzy that deal-making was rendered impossible."
Rethugs torn between a) blaming teabaggers’ racist comments to Democratic lawmakers on Dems, and b) saying racism is perfectly reasonable since repukes can’t walk thru Harlem or Detroit without getting killed.
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), a leading voice in the tea party movement and a legendary mattress-soiling douchenozzle, said Sunday that protesters’ recent use of racial and homophobic slurs toward Members of Congress was no big deal.No, really.
“I just don’t think it’s anything,” King said, emphasizing that the incidents were isolated. “There are a lot of places in this country that I couldn’t walk through. I wouldn’t live to get to the other end of it.”
King’s remarks come a day after tea party protesters spat on Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-Mo.) and shouted a racial slur at Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.); both are African-American. A protester also shouted a sexual slur at Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.), who is openly gay.
Another Republican lawmaker also brushed off the racial epithets and suggested they were prompted byDemocrats dressing so provocativelythe parliamentary maneuvers being used by Democrats to pass a health care bill.
Mega-stupe republican shouts "baby-killer" at rabid anti-abortion Democratic congressman Bart "No funding for abortions!!" Stupak.
As pudfaced Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Rectum-KY) oozed out of the Face The Nation’s doors Sunday, protesters from ‘Billionaires for Wealthcare’ threw money at him and sarcastically thanked him on behalf of the insurance industry.
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The very very TINY shoe. As someone on the intarweb pointed out, the teabagger party logo looks, appropriately enough, like a dick wrapped in a flag:
Extreeeeme close up:
That's as close as I want to get.
Jon Stewart utterly destroys Glenn Beck --
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Save those itchy fingers for the company circlejerks, Fox Noise’s repulsive founder tells his toadies.
Roger Ailes is asking the network's Glenn Beck haters to stop "shooting in the tent," claiming the in-house anti-Beck vitriol is unprecedented in the company's 14-year history.Fair… and balanced!
"For the first time in our 14 years, we’ve had people apparently shooting in the tent, from within the tent," he told them, obviously not giggling childishly picturing metric buttloads of thick white gelatinous fluid dripping from the nutwork’s circus canvas.
He then switched to a more appalling metaphor:
"We prefer people in the tent not dumping on other people in the tent," he said, adding, “Especially when it’s my hand-picked, fair-haired personal little flunkie.”
Ailes warned that people who found it hard to stand in Beck’s shadow had another option besides denigrating their own team.
"If I couldn’t defend the family, I’d leave,” the Fux Godfather said. “I’d go to another family."
Phony patriot a turd and his concerts suck, says rightwing blogger.
Conservative Debbie Schlussel has accused Sean Hannity's Freedom Alliance charity of unethical fundraising practices and use of money. Schlussel points out how less than four percent of Freedom Alliance's earnings in 2006 went to the nonprofit's listed causes -- college funding for the children of fallen soldiers and care for wounded veterans.Schlussel claims that tens of thousands of dollars were spent on private planes for Hannity's family and friends, hair stylists and consultants for Mr Hannity, and items such as green M&Ms and cages of gerbils.
Faux’s Bret Baier to beloved preznit Duhbyuh: "What are you reading now?," "Do you believe that there hasn’t been a terrorist attack on U.S. soil in more than seven years because of the policies your administration has implemented?" and “How long would you like me to suck your cock?”
Bret Baier to Kenyan President Obama: “Shut up when I’m trying to get answers out of you, you socialist Hitler-loving commie.”
More rudeness here, here and here.
Bwwwahahahaha! Awesome.
Federal investigators have issued subpoenas to the National Republican Senatorial Committee for documents relating to Sen. John Ensign's (R-Nev.) tenure there, the committee confirmed Thursday.Mwwwwahahahaha.
The subpoenas, part of a widening investigation by federal authorities into Ensign, come at a bad time for Senate Republicans, who want to focus their energies on defeating Democrats' health care legislation.
And here are three phrases that John Ensign never wanted to hear: wide-ranging, deadly-serious, and moving rapidly: Nevada Senator John Ensign is in the crosshairs of a Department of Justice criminal investigation.
The criminal probe stems from a romantic affair Mr. Sanctity-of-Marriage Ensign had with the wife of his key staffer and close friend, Doug Hampton, and what Ensign has done to help the Hamptons financially and sexually.
The Justice Department came to Las Vegas to interview several prominent business and political figures in what appears to be a wide-ranging and deadly-serious criminal probe.
The Confederacy did not win the Civil War and Jesus did NOT ride dinosaurs, you fucking pinheaded yokums, say scholars.
Historians on Tuesday criticized proposed revisions to the Texas social studies curriculum, saying that many of the changes are historically inaccurate and that they would affect textbooks and classrooms far beyond the state's borders.
The changes, which were preliminarily approved last week by the Texas board of education and are expected to be given final approval in May, will define what textbooks must include and what teachers must cover. The curriculum plays down the role of Thomas Jefferson among the founding fathers, questions the separation of church and state, and claims that, during the Cold War, the U.S. government was infiltrated by Communists who tried to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.
And by ‘the GOP’ they mean ‘moderate republicans’ and ‘RINOs.’ Sigh.
Know-it-all bovine scumbag who STILL hasn’t been indicted took time out of his busy schedule of not defending himself in criminal court/The Hague to open his blubbery piehole on another so-called challenge facing the ‘baggers:
"If tea party groups are to maximize their influence on policy, they must now begin the difficult task of disassociating themselves from cranks and conspiracy nuts," Karl Rove wrote, his head so far up his ass he could almost see daylight. "This includes 9/11 deniers, 'birthers' who insist Barack Obama was not born in the United States, militia supporters espousing something vaguely close to armed rebellion."”Uh, well, acually, the whole of the republican party.”
Keepin’ us safer: Cheney, Ashcroft, Tenet, Rumsfeld warned 9/11 Commission about ‘line it should not cross.’
"The reason for this cover-up goes right to the [Bush] White House."
Senior Bush administration officials sternly cautioned the 9/11 Commission against probing too deeply into the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, according to a document recently obtained by the ACLU.-- “Protect the…”???! Holy crap. Why aren’t these shitheads in prison?? Lots more here.
The notification came in a letter dated January 6, 2004, addressed by Attorney General John Ashcroft, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and CIA Director George Tenet. The ACLU described it as a fax sent by David Addington, then-counsel to former vice president Dick Cheney.
In the message, the officials denied the bipartisan commission's request to question terrorist detainees, informing its two senior-most members that doing so would "cross" a "line" and obstruct the administration's ability to “protect the nation.”
When John Boehner (R-Ectum) joins fatcat bankers for brandy and cigars and tells them they should stand up for themselves against “those little punk staffers” trying to write new regs, Barney Frank breaks out the pwnstick and beats him across his stupid dyed head with it.
The Disasta from Alaska called “the most intelligent leader the GOP has produced since George W. Bush.”
LOLOL
After Sarah Palin insults Rep. Alan Grayson in his home state, Grayson comes back firing:
Rick Santorum's worst fantasy come true?!
JD Hayworth's spokesman quits after his boss compared gay marriage to marrying a horse.
Jason Rose said that the decision was "just business" and insisted that there was no rift between him and Hayworth, who is challenging the senile John McCain in the Arizona Republican primary.
Hayworth — who promotes himself as the "tea party" candidate — was unable to secure the endorsement of any of the state's four largest tea party organizations and has been plagued by numerous recent verbal gaffes.
