OMFG

Old 'n' busted: anchor babies
New hotness: terror babies!

As one wag here put it,

The nefarious plan:

1. Conceive child.
2. Go to Texas to deliver child.
3. ???
4. Prophet!

With friends like this you don't need enemas...

Asshole. From here.

Just in time for Purrrsday

Hay, kittehs, I have plenty here!!
Sigh. Big cats never follow me home. : (

No More Deficits.....ahem!

The cum gargling party of obstructionism is concerned about the deficit and are very fiscally conservative.... until it involves their base:

A Republican plan to extend tax cuts for the rich would add more than $36 billion to the federal deficit next year -- and transfer the bulk of that cash into the pockets of the nation's millionaires, according to a congressional analysis released Wednesday.

No Charlie Brown! This time I won't move the football! I promise!

Fambly values

Republican candidate for Congress had actual porn name, sex with hookers, finger-smelling fetish.

Ben "D'over" Quayle, the son of renowned dumbass Dan Quayle, lied to the media about his contributions to TheDirty.Com, an X-rated NSFW web site that denigrates women, according to the site's creator:

“Quayle had a featured section on the site, Karamian said, called ‘Brock’s Chick,’ in which he sought to ‘find the hottest chick in Scottsdale.’ He added that ‘Without Ben, there would be no TheDirty.com.’”

Or more Quayle jokes.

The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree: this fuckingly stupid asshat is running on the platform that Obama is "the worst president in history." The derp continues to be strong in this family.

Tax Cuts for the Rich Will Fix This....

What a dying Empire looks like:

The lights are going out all over America — literally. Colorado Springs has made headlines with its desperate attempt to save money by turning off a third of its streetlights, but similar things are either happening or being contemplated across the nation, from Philadelphia to Fresno.Meanwhile, a country that once amazed the world with its visionary investments in transportation, from the Erie Canal to the Interstate Highway System, is now in the process of unpaving itself: in a number of states, local governments are breaking up roads they can no longer afford to maintain, and returning them to gravel.

But at least we can have our war profiteering AND we saved the banksters....YAY! No unemployment benefits for lazy people though, it adds to the deficit.

Perspective, Peckerwood

Family Values!!!

Gingrich's Second Wife Dishes: Debts, Sex, Meltdowns & More

Posted without comment. What a disgusting sub-humanoid carbon based life form.

My God's Schlong is Bigger Than Your God's

Freedom of Religion also means freedom FROM religion:

Permits should not be granted to build even one more mosque in the United States of America, let alone the monstrosity planned for Ground Zero. This is for one simple reason: each Islamic mosque is dedicated to the overthrow of the American government.

Each one is a potential jihadist recruitment and training center, and determined to implement the “Grand Jihad”...

This is a good start. why don't we take it to the next level and ban Christian churches. After all they were behind the Crusades that killed millions of innocents, they burned people as witches, killed abortions Doctors, and continually tried to drag the planet back to the dark ages with biblical story trumping science. Let's get rid of them all, Catholic churches and Synagogues too. It will make our children safer.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to Hell, big deal.

Hey Maw.....Where's the Damn Remote?

Fairly imbalanced and fairly old.

In a survey released by analyst Steve Sternberg, Fox News has the oldest audience among fully distributed cable networks. The network's average viewer last season was 65 years old, according to Nielsen. Heck, it's viewers are even older than viewers of Hallmark Channel, Military Channel and Golf Channel. Perhaps the reason viewers tend to leave Fox News on all day racking up hours of big Nielsen numbers is they can't actually change the channel?

Watch Fox and eat your prunes. Right after Matlock, of course.

Secession Success is at Hand

With parts of Russia burning up because of extreme heat, and the fact that it's hotter than fuckin hell even here in Michigan, and when an icy island four times the size of Manhattan breaks off from Greenland and floats around until it meets the next Titanic, there is very well plenty of new land for the corporate deluded global warming denying tools of the Reich-Wing to start their own country.
Love it or leave it, fucktards. We are calling your bullshit.

The Pro Left? No, Fuck YOU

The Rude Pundit:

So, let's get this straight, Bobby G. We on the left warned your boss and the Democrats that every time you reached out your hands to the Republicans, those fuckers would just gnaw on 'em. But you kept on with the effort of bipartisanship, watering down bills and watering 'em down. Anyone with a lick of sense knew that the GOP was just setting you up: force 'em to compromise and then make sure that what gets passed does just a scintilla of what could have been done. On bill after bill these mad negotiations occurred, and now you're accusing us of not living in reality? No, really, truly, fuck you, man.

Read the entirety of rude eloquence at the link above.

Praise the Lord

Right back at ya bitchez:

The battle that has heretofore played out in the parking lot of George’s strip club – the Foxhole, a run-down, garage-like building at a Coshocton County crossroads called Newcastle – has shifted 7 miles east to Church Street.

Every weekend for the last four years, Dunfee and members of his ministry have stood watch over George’s joint, taking up residence in the right of way with signs, video cameras and bullhorns in hand. They videotape customers’ license plates and post them online, and they try to save the souls of anyone who comes and goes.

Now, the dancers have turned the tables, so to speak. Fed up with the tactics of Dunfee and his flock, they say they have finally accepted his constant invitation to come to church.

It’s just that they’ve come wearing see-through shorts and toting Super Soakers.

They bring lawn chairs and – yesterday, anyway – grilled hamburgers, Monster energy drinks and corn on the cob.

Praise the Lord and pass the super soaker.

IOKIYAR: The Never-Ending Series

Hypocritical failure and family values champion of the Reich-Wing, Newt Gingrich thinks what's ok for me is NOT for thee.

He asked her to just tolerate the affair, an offer she refused.

He’d just returned from Erie, Pennsylvania, where he’d given a speech full of high sentiments about compassion and family values.

The next night, they sat talking out on their back patio in Georgia. She said, “How do you give that speech and do what you’re doing?”

“It doesn’t matter what I do,” he answered. “People need to hear what I have to say. There’s no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn’t matter what I live.“

Ground control to Major Asshat: Get over yourself. There is human alive who needs to hear your shallow, hypocritical bullshit. There are more eloquent hypocrites than you out there. That being said, No one can say what you say in that irritating voice quite like you.
THAT being said, go fuck yourself.

I'm SO Outta Here!!

Teabagger icon Rand Paul attends Kentucky political event and as usual when he shows his face anywhere, flops badly.

Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul slipped in and out of the event faster than Senator David Vitter can change his diaper. Hell these two guys are slicker than K-Y Gel when it comes to slipping in and out of events and avoiding their constituents and now that Rand is in bed with Mitch they may need some of that Gel.

How in the hell could Rand Paul actually be leading in the polls? Well, it IS Kentucky.

Ugh, I know, but . . .

I hate to give attention whore Sarah Palin any more of what she craves, but this video says so much about her character that I thought I'd fling it up here. Don't miss Bible Spice's face when the woman who put up the "World's Worst Governor" banner says what she does for a living.

--divageek













who farted, y'all

Theory of Relativity = Liberal Plot

You can NOT make this shit UP.

Who needs The Onion when satire is indistinguishable from reality?

--divageek