WTF Is It Now?!?

"Dissent is not sacred; the right of dissent is." — Thurman Arnold, American lawyer (1891-1969).



Photo of Preznit Poopypants Crapping Himself in Fear Expected to be Top Prize in repuke Fund-raising Effort

The rethug national committee aimed for a record $30 million fund-raising bonanza today while congressional repugs sought to reward donors with a Sept. 11 photo of the Coward of Crawford soiling Air Force One.

The photo of Squinty the red-eyed Crackhead calling "dick" Cheney from the presidential plane in panic hours after the terror attacks as he hightailed his craven, cowardly, shit-stained ass around the US is part of a three-picture set the National rethuglican Senatorial Campaign and its House counterpart promises to anyone who donates $150 or more to attend their joint fund-raising dinner next month.

The photo depicts one of "the defining moments of 'The First Year'" of the Choking Chicken fraudulency, a fund-raising mailing says. The quintessential "Maalox Moment", a freeze-frame of the 'supreme' court's crackmonkey voiding himself in craptacular glory while Defib Dick laid out his plans to shoot down any passenger planes still in the sky.

The Dems, as of this posting, have been prancing about in their pink tutus and were unavailable for comment, but Larry Noble, executive director of the Center for Responsive Politics, a campaign watchdog group, said use of the Sept. 11 photo and other pictures of the Yellow Puddle of Texas "on the job" reminded him of the way rethugs jumped all over President Clinton's use of overnight stays in the White House Lincoln Bedroom to reward donors.

"They really came in saying they were going to clean up fund raising and politics and not be involved in the same kind of behavior the Clinton administration was involved in," Noble said of the Arbusto White House. "I think we saw from the first days in office they were doing all the same things." Well, duh. - from Yahoo/AP Nooze.



One Year Ago Today: The "supreme" Court ruled 8-to-0 that there is no exception in federal law for people to use marijuana to ease their pain from cancer, AIDS or other illnesses. Also, ironically, promising to be a "determined adversary" toward gun violence, the Hypocritical Nincompoop announced plans to mobilize federal and local prosecutors who would focus exclusively on gun-related crimes.



N. Korea: "We miss Bill Clinton!"
North Korea s foreign minister was quoted as saying today that conditions were not yet ripe for resuming talks with the United States. Paek Nam-sun, in an interview with Russia's Itar-Tass news agency, told Tass that North Korea wanted to resume contacts it had with Washington during the administration of former President Bill Clinton, but the time was not yet right.

"The conditions and atmosphere have not yet been created," he said in an interview. "Thanks to your unelected fraud of a 'president'". Relations between communist North Korea and the United States have plummeted since the Moron of Midland's inclusion of Pyongyang in a so-called "axis of evil."