WTF Is It Now?!?

IN OTHER NEWS
White House: Timing of Iraq Crisis Not Meant to Distract From Corporate Scandals
Meant to influence mid-term elections.

Bush, in Pre-Emptive Strike, Punches Sen. Daschle
Claims he has evidence Daschle was going to hit him.

Administration Developing New Plan To Reinvigorate Slumping Economy
Put more money into hands of those who already have too much.

Poll: Media Losing Public's Trust
But then, who cares what the public thinks?

Plus, Ironic Times interviews Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abd Al-Aziz Saud. An exerpt:
"There are many voices being raised saying we support these terrible people who do bad things to you. These voices are loud and, frankly, annoying. In our country, when people speak thusly, we cut out their vocal cords."

It would almost be just like living in the AWOL Wonderchimp's Amurka!