October 16, 2002


L is for the way you look at me...
Scotland - Some nut rolled about on the ground having sex with a traffic cone as stunned youths watched in disbelief, a court heard yesterday.

Ross Watt, 33, said it was only because he couldn’t get his hands on his favoured sex object - a pair of sneakers. Watt had gone round teenager drivers gathered at an Edinburgh beauty spot asking if they would sell him their trainers.

Watt then started rubbing his genitals up and down the traffic cone. The incident carried on for about 15 or 20 minutes. Police were alerted and arrived to find Watt replacing a traffic cone by a gatepost.

Watt was found guilty of acting in a disorderly manner by simulating sexual intercourse with a traffic cone and placing members of the public in a state of fear and alarm on 3 September at Calton Hill and committing a breach of the peace.

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