January 13, 2003


On the heels of Bend, Oregon's proposed ordinance, the WH plans to ban "highly objectionable" questions during Ari 'the Liar' Fleischer's press conferences and Smirky the Crack Chimp's Rovian recitations from the Rose Garden. From now on, only pre-approved inquiries regarding W's sublime masculinity and bold moral clarity will be allowed in these venues.



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