April 26, 2003

By the numbers
President Bill Clinton "lied about blowjob": number of people killed: NONE.

Court-appointed pretend president George W Bush lied about Saddam's ties to Al Qaida, WMD in order to go to war with Iraq:
Number of US servicemen and -women killed so far: 133.
Number of British troops killed: 31.
Number of journalists killed: 12.
Number of civilians killed: possibly as many as 2402 so far, but we'll really never know, because the Pentagon isn't releasing the figures.

At least 495 U.S. service members have been wounded. If anyone has updates on these numbers, please send them in.

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