April 28, 2003

In other news

  • Bush: just because there are no WMDs doesn't mean they don't exist.
  • Bush Says Repeal of Dividend Tax Would Create 400,000 Jobs
    Mostly at Mercedes dealerships.
  • Ted Turner Calls Rupert Murdoch a "Warmonger"
    Turner detained by Fox Security Forces.
  • Rumsfeld: WMDs 'probably' taken by looters.
  • Top 5 Non-Fiction Best Sellers
    1. Liberals Are Lying Scum Bastards
    2. Liberals Eat Their Young
    3. The I Hate Liberals Cookbook
    4. More Liberals Are Lying Scum Bastards
    5. Conspiracy: Why Only Liberals Get Published

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