WTF Is It Now?!?

So...how IS that Afghanistan thing going these days, anyway?
"Terrists declared war on the United States of America, and war is what they got."
- Serial liar, bunkerbunny, and Vietnam War deserter Napoleon Bonehead, NYC, 6/23/03. What about your deals with the Taliban last week? And where's Osama again?


Who's ready to puke?!

What planet was that on?
"Thank God we have a president who, when our (country) was attacked in a way we never experienced before, understood it's not a time for national hand-wringing, it's a time for national leadership. On Sept. 11 and thereafter we could have never had a stronger leader for our country or a better friend for our city and state than George W. Bush." - the evidently insane and incontinent NY Gov. George Pataki, 6/23/03.

Because on Planet Earth:

Hearing about the WTC attacks, while in the middle of reading to a Florida elementary school class, Squinty the Chimp remarks 'There's one terrible pilot.'

Instead of leaving, Bunnypants chooses to stay for another 31 minutes, reading to children in Florida and having additional photo-ops.

Bush does not authorize a shootdown of hijacked airliners, or gives no orders to evacuate any government buildings or for residents and workers to seek shelter.

The White House is ordered to be evacuated, a full 59 minutes after the first WTC strike, 40 minutes after Cheney and Rice are ordered underground, and 29 minutes after the government was aware that one or more hijacked planes were en route to Washington.

Even though Flight 77 is known to be hijacked and en route to Washington, at least one NORAD source claims that no Andrews AFB fighters were ever put on alert.

Although no evidence of a threat to his plane surfaces, and at this time no planes were in the air, the Coward of Crawford bunker-hops his way across the US, to Louisiana, where he spends a few hours, to Nebraska - where he is escorted into an underground bunker built to withstand nuclear weapons - for another few hours.

At 7 PM he arrives at the WH, and at 8:30 he finally addresses the nation - approx 11 hours after NYC Mayor Rudolph Giuliani first provided needed leadership.

At 11:30 p.m. Bunnypants goes to bed.

September 12: The administration finally admits that it fabricated the entire story about how Bush went to Nebraska because "There was real and credible information that the White House and Air Force One were targets."

September 13: 11 members of Osama bin Laden's family are allowed to fly out of the US to Saudi Arabia, even before restrictions on commercial and private flying are lifted. The Saudis were apparently provided with private planes due to the intervention from former President George H.W. Bush.

September 14: the AWOL Chimpy the Chickenhearted visits the WTC site for the first time since the attacks.

Lawmakers emerging from briefings about the 9/11 attacks complain that they are being told virtually nothing. Says GOP senator John McCain, "We're learning more from CNN." Representative Neil Abercrombie, says, "You can't even begin to call these briefings."

Shortly after the 9/11 attacks, Bush had repeatedly assured voters that he would not raid the Social Security fund except in cases of war, recession or national emergency. Soon after 9/11 it was reported that Bush commented to Budget Director Mitch Daniels, "Lucky me, I hit the trifecta." Since then he's repeated the "joke" at numerous Republican fundraisers and other events.

January 28, 2002: Bush asks Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle to limit the Congressional investigation into the 9/11 attacks.

May 21: pReznit Poopypants admits that instead of trying to immediately return to the White House on 9/11, he was primarily concerned with getting himself "out of harm's way."

May 23: pReznit Evil comes out in opposition to the formation of a special committee to investigate the 9/11 attacks.

September 18: The Bush administration refuses to release information about 9/11 requested by the Congressional inquiry, specifically information that shows the President and his staff did receive warning of potential terrorist attacks against the United States, including plans by al Qaida linked terrorists to use hijacked planes as weapons, before 9/11.

Bunnypants also tries to welch out of the aid package he promised to NYC after the attacks. Dem senators Clinton and Schumer have to fight for the money from Washington.