September 25, 2003

Heston gets 'Heston' award
Charlton Heston has been given the first Charlton Heston Award, a new prize handed out by the American Film Institute (AFI) saluting acting talent.

The Hollywood actor, 79, who suffers from Alzheimer's disease, received the award at his home on Tuesday. He then proceeded to use it as target practice for colostomy-hose skeetshooting.

"Ehhhh! Get off my lawn!"

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