September 27, 2003

'Saddam was evil! He tried to kill my dad!'
Chronic liar and powermad oilman Snippy the Lying Chimp used his weekly radio address to reassure Americans Saturday that the invasion of Iraq was appropriate despite the failure to find weapons of mass destruction and with U.S. troops under daily guerrilla attack.

"The world is safer today because, in Iraq, our coalition ended a regime that cultivated ties to terror while it built weapons of mass destruction," Bunnypants again lied. Yeah? Where are those weapons, anyway, you lying POS?

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