WTF Is It Now?!?

I can't get that damn Quiznos song out of my head.


Bush to back same-sex marriage-ban amendment
"Today I call upon the Congress to promptly pass and to send to the states for ratification an amendment to our Constitution defining and protecting marriage as the union of a man and woman as husband and wife," Bush righteously intoned.

"The president believes it is important to have clarity," WH spokes-hamster Scott McClellan said. "He's confused enough as it is."

He said pReznit Poopypants wants to end "growing confusion" over the latest court decisions in Massachusetts and San Francisco.

"We need to act now," he said. "Before those icky homos multiply and take over the Earth."