WTF Is It Now?!?

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We report, you decide
The Lying Disaster Monkey started his election campaign yesterday, casting himself as a strong leader.
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Well, I guess at least the trains are running on time.
Let's take a look at some of his other accomplishments:

Spent the country's surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

Shattered the record for biggest deficit in history.

Set the all-time record for most vacation days taken by any president.

Presided over the worst security failure in US history.

Asked House and Senate leaders not to investigate the period leading up to the 9/11 attacks.

Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips of any other president in US history.

Under his watch, over 5 million Americans have lost their jobs.

Cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president in US history.

Set the all-time record for the most mortgage foreclosures in a 12-month period.

Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

Lied to get us into war, responsible for the needless deaths of over 540 US troops and thousands of civilians.

Caused more than 100 school districts in seven states to shorten the school week in order to offset budget cuts.

Under his watch, Americans have been exposed to anthrax and ricin. The perpetrators still have not been caught.

Does not take responsibility for anything, blames everyone else (CIA, 'statisticians,' speechwriters, Bill Clinton, foreign governments...).

For more of Smirky McGolfcart's resume', go here.


Il Ducebag