WTF Is It Now?!?

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Hot intern scandal!
Hey, if you want accuracy in reporting, see drudge.

Karl Rove, Bush's chief political advisor and the mastermind of his re-election campaign, is alleged to be having a romantic relationship with one of his interns. The alleged affair, which is sure to send shockwaves throughout the Bush administration and the country at large, was first revealed by the intern himself, one Craig Montgomery.

"I also hope someday that Tom DeLay, Rick Santorum and Sean Hannity will have the courage to reveal to the world who they really are too," Mr Montgomery said right before his assassination.