March 1, 2004

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to start mainlining hillbilly heroin
The fascist punk's national anti-drug strategy will now target the use of pain relievers, sedatives and stimulants. A key part involves jackbooted government efforts to develop monitoring systems to track a patient's use of prescription medicine. The monitoring programs flag cases that indicate a pattern of abuse, such as "doctor shopping."

In a related story, Rush Limbaugh's anal cysts become suddenly, painfully inflamed.

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