WTF Is It Now?!?

PSMs

Exxon-Mobil made 213 billion effing dollars in 2003 and profits increased 87.7%.

Bush plans to cut the budget of just about every single domestic program if he gets "re-"elected.

US troop deaths in Iraq reach 800.

Having solved all other problems, Bunnypants promises to make doctors' handwriting legible in 10 years.

Meet the next dead guy in Iraq.

Hey - remember Afghanistan? Neither does Bush.