December 4, 2004

When the going gets tough
... its time to leave in order to spend more time with your family before they're all killed.

Thank you, Mr Sunshine:


Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson resigned Friday, warning of a potential global outbreak of the flu and health-related terror attacks.

"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do," he said.

... even though we're supposed to be so much safer now.

"It's time for me and my family to move on to the next chapter in our life," he said. "Before it's too late..."



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