July 27, 2005

My Struggle
Bunnypants, the "tool of statecraft," gets handlers to create new talking points in face of public scepticism, ennui.

The "War on Terra" against homicide bombers an' other evildooers is now "a global struggle against the enemies of freedom."

"The shift in terms comes at a time when the US public is increasingly pessimistic about the war in Iraq - and sceptical about its links to the fight against terrorism."

A new slogan. Yeah, that'll soooo help.

"Evildooers are poopy!"