July 28, 2005

Over 300 kids get heat stroke waiting for Bush to show up
Speaking of compassionate...

More than 300 Boy Scouts were sickened by the heat Wednesday while waiting for the Chimp-in-Chief to arrive at a memorial service for four Scout leaders.

Soldiers carried Scouts on stretchers to the hospital, and others were airlifted from the event.

The manly, resolute preznit never appeared, due to the “threat of severe thunderstorms and strong winds.”


"Ah'm a-scared a thunderstorms!"