July 26, 2005

"Please come and kill me"
Winning hearts and minds...

"If these pictures are released to the public, it's going to make matters worse."

"Worse"? Worse????? Good Lord, they were sodomizing children...

The Pentagon has blocked the release of 87 new pictures and 4 videos from the misadministration's cheerleading camp at Abu Ghraib prison - because, as Don Rumsfeld says, they show acts "that can only be described as blatantly sadistic, cruel and inhumane."

"The American public and that crazed asshat Rush Limb needs to understand we're talking about rape and murder here. We're not just talking about giving people a humiliating experience,’ Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham told reporters. ’We're talking about rape and murder -- and some very serious charges.’

You can almost hear Karl Rove mumbling "go for it."