September 23, 2005

No Bianca? Well then, let's go to Jeff Gannon...
Bad: Bunnypants calls on a planted reporter for a softball question.
Worse: She's not there. Really. Enough already.
Totally #ucked: This idiot's the president

[Drinky McDumbass] treated White House reporters to a decidedly goofy moment yesterday, when he kept demanding the whereabouts of a correspondent during a mini-press conference at the Pentagon. "Bianca?" Bush inquired, looking down at a list of White House press poolers. "Nobody named Bianca? Well, sorry Bianca's not here. I'll be glad to answer her question."

While Vice President Cheney and other high officials smiled supportively, [Chimpy o'Jimbeam] explained: "Just trying to spread around the joy of asking a question." More official smiles. The President wouldn't give up. "Are you Bianca?" he asked another young woman. "No, I'm not," the woman answered. "Anita - Fox News." Bush responded with determination: "Okay. I was looking for Bianca. I'm sorry." Yesterday, I, too, had trouble locating Bianca, who didn't return my phone call by deadline.

- the NY Daily News.