December 22, 2005

Ho ho ho
Helen Thomas's reindeer run over WH spokes-liar Scott McClellan:

Ms Thomas: That fucking numbskull in the White House has publicly acknowledged that we went to war under false information, mistaken information. Why does he insist on staying there if we were there falsely, and continue to kill Iraqis?

McClellan: Well, maybe you missed some of his recent speeches and his remarks, but the President said it was the right decision to remove Saddam Hussein and his regime from power --

Helen: And a right decision to move in and to tell the people, the American people, that it was all a mistake, and stay there?

McClellan: I don't think he said that. He said that Saddam Hussein was a destabilizing force in a dangerous region of the world --

Helen: You lying sack of shit. That isn't true. We had a choke-hold on him.

McClellan: It is true. He was a threat. And the threat has been removed.

Helen: We had sanctions, we had satellites, we were bombing. Jebus, Scott, don't quote fucking talking points to me.

McClellan: :: whimper :: Let's talk about why it's so important, what we're working to accomplish in Iraq --

Helen: I want to know why we're still there killing people, when we went in by mistake.

McClellan: We are liberating people and freeing people to live in a democracy. And why we're still there --

Helen: Do you think we're spreading democracy when you spy and put out disinformation and do all the things that -- secret prisons, and torture?

McClellan: ::.. shit... :: Freedom! Democracy! 9/11! You defeatest terrist-lover! Gah!

- via Yellow Dog Blog, mostly.

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