Thousands to protect Smirky McFlightsuit on India visit
Bubble-boy to be kept "untouchable"
About 5,000 personnel including snipers, commandos and US marines using helicopters, bomb detectors and electronic jammers will protect our brave, manly war preznit during his visit to India this week, officials said on Monday.
Besides the inner-ring of security forces, an outer cordon would be deployed "as deep as possible" to thwart any attack by a rocket launcher. {Rocket launcher?? - Ed.} Surrounding the outer cordon will be phalanxes of tinfoil-helmeted guard dogs, 'black ops' agents disguised as dancing girls, and two-way plebney lights mounted onto robotic cattle. The entire entourage will be enclosed in a plexiglas™ pope-mobile-type bubble impervious to nooculer blasts cooties.
I wonder if he'll avail himself of the marvelous Indian cuisine while he's there or if he'll bring his personal chefs over to BBQ ribs for him, the clueless twit.
February 27, 2006
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