February 28, 2006

Tweety sings the praises of Preznit Securitude
On Friday's Noballs, the Bush suck-up whose Tiger Beat-style ardor for Chimpy McStupid has pretty well crossed over into the grotesque came up with another corker. Here he's talking about Bush's resolute petulant stand in the firestorm over the Dubai port debacle:

MATTHEWS: Well, he looks like he's a wise man now and a man of restraint, almost Atticus Finch. You know, almost the guy against the mob outside this police station.
Gag. What a sacrilege. Jebus, Tweets, he looks more like a stale pile of dogshit somebody forgot to scrape off the front steps, you drooling idiot. What a dumbfuck.


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