March 14, 2006

Bush delegates most issues, focuses only on Iraq, '06 campaign, bubblegum card collection
The Responibility Prez incompetent, vacuous Bubble-Boy just can't be bothered, say White House aides.

"Lots of important issues that deal with national security are never brought to the president because he doesn't want to deal with them," a source familiar with the White House said. "In some cases, this has resulted in chaos."
Duh!

The sources said Preznit GameBoy's lack of involvement on most issues has "led to numerous errors in judgment," such as the Dubai ports fiasco. Of course, when he does get involved, things like the Harriet Miers debacle, the staggering deficit and ummmm, the war in Iraq happen. And when he sorta gets involved, we get the Hurricane Katrina fiasco. Frankly, we're fucked either way.

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