March 27, 2006

Can I get a R'amen?
The holy book of Pastafarianism to hit the shelves on Tuesday.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ($13.95, $10.74 at amazon.com) contains such revelations as there's a beer volcano in heaven, dinosaur "fossils" were hid underground to "dupe mankind," and heaven has a stripper factory. Arrrrrrr!

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