WTF Is It Now?!?

GOP struggles to define its message for 2006 elections
Here's one - the Rethuglican party: driving this country into fiscal and moral bankruptcy!

The gpukes, after spending these past five years joyfully passing just about every one of the Boy King's proclamations, are now pissing themselves in fear:

Anxiety over President Bush's Iraq policy, internal clashes over such divisive issues as immigration, and rising complaints that the party has abandoned conservative principles on spending restraint have all hobbled the effort to devise an election-year message, said several lawmakers involved in the effort.

Oh please. And after saying the same thing about the Dems! So, how's it feel, assholes? How's the rectum now, Kenny Mehlman? You've been blowing the WH wang ever since your boy got {s}elected and now your little red dresses are getting all stained. Well guess what: you can cry me a fucking river, you fucking crybabies.