WTF Is It Now?!?

Jebus. What won't he lie about??
VP Dick 'dick' Cheney, yesterday: "I made sure both in 2000 and 2004 that the president had other options. I mean, I didn't ask for this job. I didn't campaign for it. I got drafted. And delighted to serve."

'Drafted' - that's a good one, coming from Mr Five Deferments.

WTF? Does he really think we're all retarded? Or does he just not give a shit? Chimpboy put him in charge of the VP search in 2000. He chose himself. Good crap almighty.